Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: phil her up on 12 October 2007, 22:09:25
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Range rover forum...........Is petrol coming down soon?
Trabbant forum................ My exhaust is smoking but it's not affecting performance, I saw 40 mph today :y
Corsa forum...................... I did 3 doughnuts in ASDA'S car park today innit but lost me neons on the speed humps >:(
Volvo forum...................I was travelling down the M4 doing 60 in our lane when a big Omega appeared in the mirror honking his horn & flashing his lights, then the cheeky blighter had the gall to overtake & give me the finger :-/
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Mk3 Cortina Owners forum:- Welding, welding, welding, rear void bushes! 8-)
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Range rover forum...........Is petrol coming down soon?
Trabbant forum................ My exhaust is smoking but it's not affecting performance, I saw 40 mph today :y
Corsa forum...................... I did 3 doughnuts in ASDA'S car park today innit but lost me neons on the speed humps >:(
Volvo forum...................I was travelling down the M4 doing 60 in our lane when a big Omega appeared in the mirror honking his horn & flashing his lights, then the cheeky blighter had the gall to overtake & give me the finger :-/
Like it - especially the Corsa part!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Mk3 Cortina Owners forum:- Welding, welding, welding, rear void bushes! 8-)
Brings back memories, love to do one as a project car, I grew up with the Cortinas, fondest memories were when my old man had the Mk 3 in the early 70s.
:y :y
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BMW forum.........I'm finding it hard to tailgate at a constant 6 inches at 70mph, is 7 inches OK?
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BMW forum.........I'm finding it hard to tailgate at a constant 6 inches at 70mph, is 7 inches OK?
I was going to answer that but there are ladies on here, and mrs miggy sometimes looks in
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BMW forum.........I'm finding it hard to tailgate at a constant 6 inches at 70mph, is 7 inches OK?
I was going to answer that but there are ladies on here, and mrs miggy sometimes looks in
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hmm, BMW drivers.. Yes, it should have been 3 inches and 4 inches, respectively. Thanks for pointing that out Miggy! ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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BMW forum.........I'm finding it hard to tailgate at a constant 6 inches at 70mph, is 7 inches OK?
I was going to answer that but there are ladies on here, and mrs miggy sometimes looks in
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hmm, BMW drivers.. Yes, it should have been 3 inches and 4 inches, respectively. Thanks for pointing that out Miggy! ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Ford Forum... I managed to get 12 mpg from my cosworth today , im over the moon!
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Range rover forum...........Is petrol coming down soon?
Trabbant forum................ My exhaust is smoking but it's not affecting performance, I saw 40 mph today :y
Corsa forum...................... I did 3 doughnuts in ASDA'S car park today innit but lost me neons on the speed humps >:(
Volvo forum...................I was travelling down the M4 doing 60 in our lane when a big Omega appeared in the mirror honking his horn & flashing his lights, then the cheeky blighter had the gall to overtake & give me the finger :-/
;D ;D ;D ;D
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BMW forum.........I'm finding it hard to tailgate at a constant 6 inches at 70mph, is 7 inches OK?
I was going to answer that but there are ladies on here, and mrs miggy sometimes looks in
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hmm, BMW drivers.. Yes, it should have been 3 inches and 4 inches, respectively. Thanks for pointing that out Miggy! ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
BMW's....Hmmmmm
Courtesy of The Boy:
Diary of a BMW Driver
The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow
down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a
barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)
Unbelievably, I had tried to do the same again before I could get into
the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?)
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 95mph enjoying
the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my
motorway, but was only driving at a ridiculous 70mph!
Naturally, I got to within a foot or so from his rear bumper and flashed my
headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that,
but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!
He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run
him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill to attract my attention and then urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the
man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I
had to take my driver's licence to a Police station to be sent away to
have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was allowed 3! But the man at the Police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!
See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a
BMW!'
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Skoda forum (circa 1988). My car started after only twelve tries this morning and I got 3 out of 4 gears, today's gonna be a good day :y
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BMW forum.........I'm finding it hard to tailgate at a constant 6 inches at 70mph, is 7 inches OK?
I was going to answer that but there are ladies on here, and mrs miggy sometimes looks in
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hmm, BMW drivers.. Yes, it should have been 3 inches and 4 inches, respectively. Thanks for pointing that out Miggy! ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
BMW's....Hmmmmm
Courtesy of The Boy:
Diary of a BMW Driver
The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow
down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a
barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)
Unbelievably, I had tried to do the same again before I could get into
the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?)
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 95mph enjoying
the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my
motorway, but was only driving at a ridiculous 70mph!
Naturally, I got to within a foot or so from his rear bumper and flashed my
headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that,
but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!
He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run
him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill to attract my attention and then urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the
man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I
had to take my driver's licence to a Police station to be sent away to
have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was allowed 3! But the man at the Police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off :o me!
See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a
BMW!'
Brilliant ;D ;D ; ;D
BMW forum quote : After owning bmw's for over fifteen years I have just found out what the funny little stalk that sticks out of the steering columb is for................................................ It operates the indicators!!