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Title: My wife......
Post by: STMO123 on 27 October 2007, 22:58:25
...has just stripped off in front of me and said "What turns you on more love, my pretty face or my sexy body?"


I replied " Your f*ckin sense of humour dear" ::)
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: Elite Pete on 27 October 2007, 23:00:07
 ;D

I take it theres not much chance of her reading this Steve.
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: maria on 27 October 2007, 23:00:23
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...has just stripped off in front of me and said "What turns you on more love, my pretty face or my sexy body?"


I replied " Your f*ckin sense of humour dear" ::)



Nice one, but you should of been a man and said your body :y
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: Andy B on 27 October 2007, 23:01:15
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...has just stripped off in front of me and said "What turns you on more love, my pretty face or my sexy body?"


I replied " Your f*ckin sense of humour dear" ::)

I thought that you were about to quote a Les Dawson joke!  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: miggy on 27 October 2007, 23:01:33
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...has just stripped off in front of me and said "What turns you on more love, my pretty face or my sexy body?"


I replied " Your f*ckin sense of humour dear" ::)

LMAO  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: STMO123 on 27 October 2007, 23:02:33
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;D

I take it theres not much chance of her reading this Steve.

If we think back to my previous anecdotes Pete,  I really hope not ;D
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: A380 Elite on 27 October 2007, 23:06:14
Just think you get an extra hour tonight to do what you want. :y
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: STMO123 on 27 October 2007, 23:08:11
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Just think you get an extra hour tonight to do what you want. :y

DONT! please........dont.
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: Elite Pete on 27 October 2007, 23:08:15
My wife and I were lying in bed the other day. My hands were slowly finding their way across her body. I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world." She whispered back, "I'll miss you."
 ;)
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: STMO123 on 27 October 2007, 23:10:06
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My wife and I were lying in bed the other day. My hands were slowly finding their way across her body. I whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world." She whispered back, "I'll miss you."
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 ;D ;D ;D

Mine said to me "You can tie me up and do anything you like"

So I tied her to the bed and f*cked off for a pint.
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: amigov6 on 27 October 2007, 23:10:40
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I take it theres not much chance of her reading this Steve.

If we think back to my previous anecdotes Pete,  I really hope not ;D
For your sake i sincerely hope not.
     P.S I ca'nt find a scared smilie cos if she reads that you should be!
        
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: CaptainZok on 27 October 2007, 23:12:29
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I take it theres not much chance of her reading this Steve.

If we think back to my previous anecdotes Pete,  I really hope not ;D
For your sake i sincerely hope not.
     P.S I ca'nt find a scared smilie cos if she reads that you should be!
        
It'll be next to the sleeping on the couch all week smilie. ;D
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2007, 23:14:47
PMSL
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: STMO123 on 27 October 2007, 23:15:30
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PMSL

Who woke you up?
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: Elite Pete on 27 October 2007, 23:16:20
Horny wife
A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.

She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a Lingerie shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm.

"Want some of this?" she purred.

"Are you kidding?" he replied. "Look what it did to your underwear!"

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: miggy on 27 October 2007, 23:16:30
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Who woke you up?


I think he has been busy at work

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2007, 23:20:07
What, Who, Where am i  ;D
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: STMO123 on 27 October 2007, 23:22:33
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What, Who, Where am i  ;D

[size=24]BIG[/size] game tomorrow Russ.


1-0. 2-0, 3-0.

How many do you think we'll lose by? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2007, 23:23:33
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What, Who, Where am i  ;D

[size=24]BIG[/size] game tomorrow Russ.


1-0. 2-0, 3-0.

How many do you think we'll lose by? ;D ;D ;D

Its not good thinking about it these days..Whats gone wrong  >:(
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: STMO123 on 27 October 2007, 23:26:37
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What, Who, Where am i  ;D

[size=24]BIG[/size] game tomorrow Russ.


1-0. 2-0, 3-0.

How many do you think we'll lose by? ;D ;D ;D

Its not good thinking about it these days..Whats gone wrong  >:(

They're all one-trick players. No inventiveness. No Torres=no win :(
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: miggy on 27 October 2007, 23:28:21
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What, Who, Where am i  ;D

[size=24]BIG[/size] game tomorrow Russ.


1-0. 2-0, 3-0.

How many do you think we'll lose by? ;D ;D ;D

Its not good thinking about it these days..Whats gone wrong  >:(

They're all one-trick players. No inventiveness. No Torres=no win :(


ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: STMO123 on 27 October 2007, 23:29:59
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What, Who, Where am i  ;D

[size=24]BIG[/size] game tomorrow Russ.


1-0. 2-0, 3-0.

How many do you think we'll lose by? ;D ;D ;D

Its not good thinking about it these days..Whats gone wrong  >:(

They're all one-trick players. No inventiveness. No Torres=no win :(


ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Quick Russ, the tw*ts gone to sleep, hit him ;D
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2007, 23:30:13
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What, Who, Where am i  ;D

[size=24]BIG[/size] game tomorrow Russ.


1-0. 2-0, 3-0.

How many do you think we'll lose by? ;D ;D ;D

Its not good thinking about it these days..Whats gone wrong  >:(

They're all one-trick players. No inventiveness. No Torres=no win :(


ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I feel sorry for Gerrard..Its his life Liverpool and he does his best but i can see him ending his contract soon if they dont perform
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: miggy on 27 October 2007, 23:31:40
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What, Who, Where am i  ;D

[size=24]BIG[/size] game tomorrow Russ.


1-0. 2-0, 3-0.

How many do you think we'll lose by? ;D ;D ;D

Its not good thinking about it these days..Whats gone wrong  >:(

They're all one-trick players. No inventiveness. No Torres=no win :(


ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I feel sorry for Gerrard..Its his life Liverpool and he does his best but i can see him ending his contract soon if they dont perform


ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: My wife......
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2007, 23:32:49
If your tired Pete go to bed  :D