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Title: Road Signs
Post by: Crazydad on 01 November 2007, 16:56:08
Can anyone Name 5 road sign that describes the female organ?  




































































of course i  will begin lol

1. deep excavation
2. slippery when wet
3. stop-on red signal
4. slow-down on curves and humps
5 MEN at work!!!
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: Kev on 01 November 2007, 17:01:05
What about cattle crossing?  ;D
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: Crazydad on 01 November 2007, 17:02:18
1. Work Zone Ahead
2. Detour Ahead
3. Waste Spill Ahead
4. Caution
5. Sharp Bend Ahead
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: Markie on 01 November 2007, 17:11:19
tunnel ahead  :D


  
 

 
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: Danny on 01 November 2007, 17:16:28
floods
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: ians on 01 November 2007, 17:22:23
pay and display



..sorry
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: Crazydad on 01 November 2007, 17:30:17
Quote
pay and display



..sorry


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 01 November 2007, 17:32:20
Quote
pay and display



..sorry


  ;D :y
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: Kev on 01 November 2007, 17:48:46
Depending on who it is......

"Twenties Plenty"  ;D
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: Jay w on 01 November 2007, 18:18:31
max headroom
unsafe for motor carridges
max width
liable to flooding
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: miggy on 01 November 2007, 19:17:29
Diversion due to floods ;D ;)

oh god, the thought

Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: Elite Pete on 01 November 2007, 19:24:23
Is it only me thats married ::)

NO ENTRY

 ;D
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: omegaman2 on 01 November 2007, 19:25:01
unmanned level crossing  :-?
open manhole
maximum width
and alas no entry
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: Dazzler on 01 November 2007, 19:27:12
Park and Ride :D
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: macca on 01 November 2007, 20:51:05
Keep off the grass!
No return within 2 hours!
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: amigov6 on 01 November 2007, 21:19:29
 :)Speed humps.
   No overnight parking.
   Picnic area. :P
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: A380 Elite on 02 November 2007, 16:08:33
RED. I've a headache.


YELLOW. Quick 1.


GREEN. Tut, o' go on then.

Give way

No U Turns

Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: A380 Elite on 02 November 2007, 16:09:25
Also Red Route.
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: bob.dent on 02 November 2007, 16:19:41
USE DIPPED HEADLIGHTS IN TUNNEL  ;)
Title: Re: Road Signs
Post by: macca on 02 November 2007, 16:40:14
(http://uk.geocities.com/mglleader/hands.gif)
 ;D ;D