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Title: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 03 November 2007, 17:06:50
Early doors!

Changed the oil in the Miggy, washed both the Miggy and SWMBO's Corsa. Now ready to watch the neighbours' fireworks (cheaper  ;)) then get the wee ones in bed. Still a lot of day left!
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: MikeDundee on 03 November 2007, 17:09:02
Lot of day left :y...in that case have a run down peckham and you can wash my car aswell :y ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: maria on 03 November 2007, 17:10:45
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Lot of day left :y...in that case have a run down peckham and you can wash my car aswell :y ;D




cheeky LOL ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: maria on 03 November 2007, 17:12:25
Nickbat.....  I enjoyed it on here last night, having drinks and my nuts ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Kevin Wood on 03 November 2007, 17:12:59
.. Whereas I've spent the day being dragged round the shops by SWMBO looking for an outfit for a wedding reception tonight >:(

Why aren't there any interesting shops in shopping centres any more? It's fine if you want to buy clothes, shoes, mobile phones, jewellery, etc. Could not find one interesting shop to while away the hours.  ::)

Kevin
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: maria on 03 November 2007, 17:14:56
Aww i feel for you, you men never like going shopping, but i agree with you there never any good shops around any more..
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Kevin Wood on 03 November 2007, 17:17:18
Never mind. I'm going to a geeky junk sale tomorrow so I'll come home with plenty of old junk in revenge!  ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: MikeDundee on 03 November 2007, 17:19:16
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Nickbat.....  I enjoyed it on here last night, having drinks and my nuts ;D ;D :y

Must've been good then ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: maria on 03 November 2007, 17:20:12
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Nickbat.....  I enjoyed it on here last night, having drinks and my nuts ;D ;D :y

Must've been good then ;D ;D


Yes it was mike  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: MikeDundee on 03 November 2007, 17:29:21
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Nickbat.....  I enjoyed it on here last night, having drinks and my nuts ;D ;D :y

Must've been good then ;D ;D


Yes it was mike  ;D ;D ;D

I did'nt come on the site last night, but I still had my nuts ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: maria on 03 November 2007, 17:31:46

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Nickbat.....  I enjoyed it on here last night, having drinks and my nuts ;D ;D :y

Must've been good then ;D ;D


Yes it was mike  ;D ;D ;D

I did'nt come on the site last night, but I still had my nuts ;D

I bet you did lol ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: maria on 03 November 2007, 17:56:51
Where's my drink and nuts. I'm getting dry here ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: bob.dent on 03 November 2007, 18:34:27
Well I'm back at my "other" home in Devon and just been to the Tavern in Barnstaple for a couple of early doors after the drive down. Getting scrubbed up then its out with the ex-missus and two sons for a nice ruby, then back to the Tavern until 2am for more  [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif].  :y. I just know I'm gonna have a sore head in the morning!! ::) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: MikeDundee on 03 November 2007, 18:40:20
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Well I'm back at my "other" home in Devon and just been to the Tavern in Barnstaple for a couple of early doors after the drive down. Getting scrubbed up then its out with the ex-missus and two sons for a nice ruby, then back to the Tavern until 2am for more  [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif].  :y. I just know I'm gonna have a sore head in the morning!! ::) ;D

Stay in bed longer, have a long lie in that should delay you realising you have a sore head, or better still just stay up all night drinking, you'll eventually drink yourself sober and won't get a sore head...then you can have a hare o' the dog at the Tavern :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: bob.dent on 03 November 2007, 18:44:21
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Well I'm back at my "other" home in Devon and just been to the Tavern in Barnstaple for a couple of early doors after the drive down. Getting scrubbed up then its out with the ex-missus and two sons for a nice ruby, then back to the Tavern until 2am for more  [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif].  :y. I just know I'm gonna have a sore head in the morning!! ::) ;D

Stay in bed longer, have a long lie in that should delay you realising you have a sore head, or better still just stay up all night drinking, you'll eventually drink yourself sober and won't get a sore head...then you can have a hare o' the dog at the Tavern :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Christ, its a good job you're not down here with us Mike otherwise that's exactly what would happen!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Markie on 03 November 2007, 18:45:12
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Well I'm back at my "other" home in Devon and just been to the Tavern in Barnstaple for a couple of early doors after the drive down. Getting scrubbed up then its out with the ex-missus and two sons for a nice ruby, then back to the Tavern until 2am for more  [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif].  :y. I just know I'm gonna have a sore head in the morning!! ::) ;D

Me too, missus working and ive already mixed the red vino with stella, and as shes not in there will be no dinner. :-X :-/

Still - gets me in practise for the 11th  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: bob.dent on 03 November 2007, 18:52:38
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Well I'm back at my "other" home in Devon and just been to the Tavern in Barnstaple for a couple of early doors after the drive down. Getting scrubbed up then its out with the ex-missus and two sons for a nice ruby, then back to the Tavern until 2am for more  [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif].  :y. I just know I'm gonna have a sore head in the morning!! ::) ;D

Me too, missus working and ive already mixed the red vino with stella, and as shes not in there will be no dinner. :-X :-/

Still - gets me in practise for the 11th  :y

Oh bugger, yes thats gonna be another sore head methinks! ::) For those that don't know what the heck we're talking about, I'm in Scotland on business on the 11th November and Markie has kindly offered to provide me with accomodation for the night and insists we have to drink beer immediately upon my arrival. ::) ::) Top man. :y :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 21:07:02
Usual please Nickbat  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 21:19:42
Well im just in.....havent changed my oil or washed it.....must do it tomorrow...wash it that is....it hasnt been cleaned for two weeks  :o :o

Good afternoon/evening work wise......but some muppet in a rover 800 with a towing ball just reversed into the front of it  >:( it was a bit of a whack.....thought bound to have holed the bumper.....but to my suprise from what i could see in the street lighting...it only seems to have marked it a tad.....maybe cracked the paint a bit.....and tbh theres so many other little marks on it....i couldnt see any real damage.....will have closer inspection tomorrow in the daylight.
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Auto Addict on 03 November 2007, 21:27:11
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Well im just in.....havent changed my oil or washed it.....must do it tomorrow...wash it that is....it hasnt been cleaned for two weeks  :o :o

Good afternoon/evening work wise......but some muppet in a rover 800 with a towing ball just reversed into the front of it  >:( it was a bit of a whack.....thought bound to have holed the bumper.....but to my suprise from what i could see in the street lighting...it only seems to have marked it a tad.....maybe cracked the paint a bit.....and tbh theres so many other little marks on it....i couldnt see any real damage.....will have closer inspection tomorrow in the daylight.

I'm sorry, TD, I'll have to ask you to smoke that outside......
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 21:29:31
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Well im just in.....havent changed my oil or washed it.....must do it tomorrow...wash it that is....it hasnt been cleaned for two weeks  :o :o

Good afternoon/evening work wise......but some muppet in a rover 800 with a towing ball just reversed into the front of it  >:( it was a bit of a whack.....thought bound to have holed the bumper.....but to my suprise from what i could see in the street lighting...it only seems to have marked it a tad.....maybe cracked the paint a bit.....and tbh theres so many other little marks on it....i couldnt see any real damage.....will have closer inspection tomorrow in the daylight.

I'm sorry, TD, I'll have to ask you to smoke that outside......

Ok AA.....but only if you put your pipe out  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: amigov6 on 03 November 2007, 21:29:59
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Well I'm back at my "other" home in Devon and just been to the Tavern in Barnstaple for a couple of early doors after the drive down. Getting scrubbed up then its out with the ex-missus and two sons for a nice ruby, then back to the Tavern until 2am for more  [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif].  :y. I just know I'm gonna have a sore head in the morning!! ::) ;D

Stay in bed longer, have a long lie in that should delay you realising you have a sore head, or better still just stay up all night drinking, you'll eventually drink yourself sober and won't get a sore head...then you can have a hare o' the dog at the Tavern :y
:)Or you could take Monday off like i have!!! :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Auto Addict on 03 November 2007, 21:30:44
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Well im just in.....havent changed my oil or washed it.....must do it tomorrow...wash it that is....it hasnt been cleaned for two weeks  :o :o

Good afternoon/evening work wise......but some muppet in a rover 800 with a towing ball just reversed into the front of it  >:( it was a bit of a whack.....thought bound to have holed the bumper.....but to my suprise from what i could see in the street lighting...it only seems to have marked it a tad.....maybe cracked the paint a bit.....and tbh theres so many other little marks on it....i couldnt see any real damage.....will have closer inspection tomorrow in the daylight.

I'm sorry, TD, I'll have to ask you to smoke that outside......

Ok AA.....but only if you put your pipe out  ;D

Out where?
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 21:33:19
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Well im just in.....havent changed my oil or washed it.....must do it tomorrow...wash it that is....it hasnt been cleaned for two weeks  :o :o

Good afternoon/evening work wise......but some muppet in a rover 800 with a towing ball just reversed into the front of it  >:( it was a bit of a whack.....thought bound to have holed the bumper.....but to my suprise from what i could see in the street lighting...it only seems to have marked it a tad.....maybe cracked the paint a bit.....and tbh theres so many other little marks on it....i couldnt see any real damage.....will have closer inspection tomorrow in the daylight.

I'm sorry, TD, I'll have to ask you to smoke that outside......

Ok AA.....but only if you put your pipe out  ;D

Out where?

Outside of course  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Tony H on 03 November 2007, 21:34:27
Anyone fancy a game of darts?
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Post by: Auto Addict on 03 November 2007, 21:34:45
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Well im just in.....havent changed my oil or washed it.....must do it tomorrow...wash it that is....it hasnt been cleaned for two weeks  :o :o

Good afternoon/evening work wise......but some muppet in a rover 800 with a towing ball just reversed into the front of it  >:( it was a bit of a whack.....thought bound to have holed the bumper.....but to my suprise from what i could see in the street lighting...it only seems to have marked it a tad.....maybe cracked the paint a bit.....and tbh theres so many other little marks on it....i couldnt see any real damage.....will have closer inspection tomorrow in the daylight.

I'm sorry, TD, I'll have to ask you to smoke that outside......

Ok AA.....but only if you put your pipe out  ;D

Out where?

Outside of course  ::) ;D

Which course? The golf course? :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 21:37:04
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Well im just in.....havent changed my oil or washed it.....must do it tomorrow...wash it that is....it hasnt been cleaned for two weeks  :o :o

Good afternoon/evening work wise......but some muppet in a rover 800 with a towing ball just reversed into the front of it  >:( it was a bit of a whack.....thought bound to have holed the bumper.....but to my suprise from what i could see in the street lighting...it only seems to have marked it a tad.....maybe cracked the paint a bit.....and tbh theres so many other little marks on it....i couldnt see any real damage.....will have closer inspection tomorrow in the daylight.

I'm sorry, TD, I'll have to ask you to smoke that outside......

Ok AA.....but only if you put your pipe out  ;D

Out where?

Outside of course  ::) ;D

Which course? The golf course? :D

Have you been on the sherry and brandy laced minced pies AA?  ;D :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Auto Addict on 03 November 2007, 21:38:31
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Well im just in.....havent changed my oil or washed it.....must do it tomorrow...wash it that is....it hasnt been cleaned for two weeks  :o :o

Good afternoon/evening work wise......but some muppet in a rover 800 with a towing ball just reversed into the front of it  >:( it was a bit of a whack.....thought bound to have holed the bumper.....but to my suprise from what i could see in the street lighting...it only seems to have marked it a tad.....maybe cracked the paint a bit.....and tbh theres so many other little marks on it....i couldnt see any real damage.....will have closer inspection tomorrow in the daylight.

I'm sorry, TD, I'll have to ask you to smoke that outside......

Ok AA.....but only if you put your pipe out  ;D

Out where?

Outside of course  ::) ;D

Which course? The golf course? :D

Have you been on the sherry and brandy laced minced pies AA?  ;D :D

Nice drop of wine, cold minced pie with piping hot custard :y
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 21:55:54
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Well im just in.....havent changed my oil or washed it.....must do it tomorrow...wash it that is....it hasnt been cleaned for two weeks  :o :o

Good afternoon/evening work wise......but some muppet in a rover 800 with a towing ball just reversed into the front of it  >:( it was a bit of a whack.....thought bound to have holed the bumper.....but to my suprise from what i could see in the street lighting...it only seems to have marked it a tad.....maybe cracked the paint a bit.....and tbh theres so many other little marks on it....i couldnt see any real damage.....will have closer inspection tomorrow in the daylight.

I'm sorry, TD, I'll have to ask you to smoke that outside......

Ok AA.....but only if you put your pipe out  ;D

Out where?

Outside of course  ::) ;D

Which course? The golf course? :D

Have you been on the sherry and brandy laced minced pies AA?  ;D :D

Nice drop of wine, cold minced pie with piping hot custard :y

 :( Havent had my dinner yet.....wheres the takeaway menus  ;D

Just off out now to take Holly for a walk......shes nagging me.....fireworks seem to have quietened down now......fireworks dont really bother her......but i try to keep her away from the big bangs.
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 22:21:12
Wheres Nickbat with my drink  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 03 November 2007, 22:25:23
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Wheres Nickbat with my drink  :D


Here I am. :)

What was it again? Ah yes, Babycham & Creme de Menthe, shaken not stirred. Here you go Baron!  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 22:30:06
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Anyone fancy a game of darts?

NO  >:( .....my stomach already looks like a pin cushion  :'( ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 03 November 2007, 22:32:22
Dobry wieczór do wszyscy wy.

Oops, sorry wrong thread.  ;D ;D

Evening all, how are we all tonight?
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 22:35:10
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Dobry wieczór do wszyscy wy.

Oops, sorry wrong thread.  ;D ;D

Evening all, how are we all tonight?


Very well thankyou Mr Golfbuddy.......just washed down 7.5mg of warferin tabs with a glass of red wine  :y ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 03 November 2007, 22:37:56
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Dobry wieczór do wszyscy wy.

Oops, sorry wrong thread.  ;D ;D

Evening all, how are we all tonight?


Sir Golfbuddy, I didn't know you speak Polish!



Could you give me quote for a loft extension?  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 03 November 2007, 22:38:12
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Dobry wieczór do wszyscy wy.

Oops, sorry wrong thread.  ;D ;D

Evening all, how are we all tonight?


Very well thankyou Mr Golfbuddy.......just washed down 7.5mg of warferin tabs with a glass of red wine  :y ;D

Still got the mice then?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 22:59:35
Nostravia
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 03 November 2007, 23:02:33
So every night this hare crosses a busy main road and, very night, he passes a tortoise quivering at the kerb. One night he stops and says to the tortoise, "You should go over to the other side, it's great there"

The tortoise says, "It's OK for you, you can whizz across safely, but I'm just too slow".

The hare says, "Well, I've had a few close shaves, when I've been a bit tired, or not concentrating. Couple of times I've got stranded with cars bearing down on me"

"How did you avoid getting run over?, asks the tortoise.

"Well," said the hare, "my old grandad taught me this trick. If you get stranded just look towards the oncoming traffic and position yourself right between the headlights, then duck. That way the car will pass right over you. Job done!"

"Sounds great", said the tortoise. "Do you think I should try it now?"

"Go ahead", said the hare. "It's a fail-safe way to get across"

The tortoise starts trundling across when, sure enough a car's headlights appear in view.

"Remember what I said", called the hare.

The tortoise lined himself up between the headlights, and ducked.

The next minute there was an awful crunching sound as the car passed and the mortally wounded tortoise used his last breaths to call out to the hare, "What when wrong? I thought you said it was fail-safe".

"You were really, really, unlucky", said the hare.














"First time I've seen a Reliant Robin on this stretch of road!"  ;D    
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 03 November 2007, 23:04:26
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Dobry wieczór do wszyscy wy.

Oops, sorry wrong thread.  ;D ;D

Evening all, how are we all tonight?


Sir Golfbuddy, I didn't know you speak Polish!



Could you give me quote for a loft extension?  ;) ;D

As you know, I normally speak 'dangle berries' but on this occasion I thought I would act all intellectual and make Patryk feel welcome. I learned my Polish from Tiswas.

Gdansk!

Bless you.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 23:05:58
LMFAO   :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 03 November 2007, 23:09:58
In all sincerity, I have quite a few Polish friends, but I haven't picked up any of their language because being British, I simply don't need to. It's well known that if you speak to any non-English speaking person all you need to to do is speak very slowly and loudly.

Dobra!    
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 23:11:57
Nickbat..Your not a very good barman ive been waiting hours for a drink,,Ive had to learn to pull my own  :D
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 23:13:04
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Dobry wieczór do wszyscy wy.

Oops, sorry wrong thread.  ;D ;D

Evening all, how are we all tonight?


Very well thankyou Mr Golfbuddy.......just washed down 7.5mg of warferin tabs with a glass of red wine  :y ;D

Still got the mice then?  ;D ;D

Errr......its rats poisen  :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 03 November 2007, 23:16:56
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Nickbat..Your not a very good barman ive been waiting hours for a drink,,Ive had to learn to pull my own  :D


Finished your Babycham & Creme de Menthe already? My, you're a tad thirsty tonight!  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 23:20:50
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Nickbat..Your not a very good barman ive been waiting hours for a drink,,Ive had to learn to pull my own  :D


Finished your Babycham & Creme de Menthe already? My, you're a tad thirsty tonight!  ;) ;D

Murphys and Pina Colada actually
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 23:22:07
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Dobry wieczór do wszyscy wy.

Oops, sorry wrong thread.  ;D ;D

Evening all, how are we all tonight?


Very well thankyou Mr Golfbuddy.......just washed down 7.5mg of warferin tabs with a glass of red wine  :y ;D

Still got the mice then?  ;D ;D

Errr......its rats poisen  :y ;D ;D

And means you wear lots of clothes and have the heating turned up stupidly high......i think i might beat TB on his leccy bill....with my gas bill  :-/ :o
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 23:31:18
I must get out of this pub i have an interview in the morning  :o
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Post by: Golfbuddy on 03 November 2007, 23:34:35
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I must get out of this pub i have an interview in the morning  :o

Honest? have you turned yourself in then?  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 23:37:33
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I must get out of this pub i have an interview in the morning  :o

Honest? have you turned yourself in then?  ;D

I have   ;D ;D ;D

Had a phone call this morning about a new job so accepted an interview in the morning..Be a good feeling if i can start a new job on Monday and sod the company i work for now..I must add this is not my usuall way bit if you worked for this comapny i do you would do the same. :y
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Post by: Golfbuddy on 03 November 2007, 23:39:25
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I must get out of this pub i have an interview in the morning  :o

Honest? have you turned yourself in then?  ;D

I have   ;D ;D ;D

Had a phone call this morning about a new job so accepted an interview in the morning..Be a good feeling if i can start a new job on Monday and sod the company i work for now..I must add this is not my usuall way bit if you worked for this comapny i do you would do the same. :y

Well done mate, they must be keen to see you on a Sunday. Unless it's working for the Sally Army?
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Post by: Nickbat on 03 November 2007, 23:41:39
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I must get out of this pub i have an interview in the morning  :o

Honest? have you turned yourself in then?  ;D

I have   ;D ;D ;D

Had a phone call this morning about a new job so accepted an interview in the morning..Be a good feeling if i can start a new job on Monday and sod the company i work for now..I must add this is not my usuall way bit if you worked for this comapny i do you would do the same. :y

Well done mate, they must be keen to see you on a Sunday. Unless it's working for the Sally Army?



We could be looking at The Right Reverend Baron Von Spongebob. Got a certain ring about it, I'd say.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 03 November 2007, 23:43:10
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I must get out of this pub i have an interview in the morning  :o

Honest? have you turned yourself in then?  ;D

I have   ;D ;D ;D

Had a phone call this morning about a new job so accepted an interview in the morning..Be a good feeling if i can start a new job on Monday and sod the company i work for now..I must add this is not my usuall way bit if you worked for this comapny i do you would do the same. :y

Well done mate, they must be keen to see you on a Sunday. Unless it's working for the Sally Army?



We could be looking at The Right Reverend Baron Von Spongebob. Got a certain ring about it, I'd say.  ;) ;D

Spongebob for Pope.
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 23:43:15
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I must get out of this pub i have an interview in the morning  :o

Honest? have you turned yourself in then?  ;D

I have   ;D ;D ;D

Had a phone call this morning about a new job so accepted an interview in the morning..Be a good feeling if i can start a new job on Monday and sod the company i work for now..I must add this is not my usuall way bit if you worked for this comapny i do you would do the same. :y

Well done mate, they must be keen to see you on a Sunday. Unless it's working for the Sally Army?



We could be looking at The Right Reverend Baron Von Spongebob. Got a certain ring about it, I'd say.  ;) ;D

Bless you my son  ::)
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 03 November 2007, 23:45:12
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I must get out of this pub i have an interview in the morning  :o

Good luck Baron  :y :y

Dont think i will be getting up early.......unless Holly decides to wake me for either food or a wee  ;D ;D
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Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 03 November 2007, 23:46:02
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I must get out of this pub i have an interview in the morning  :o

Honest? have you turned yourself in then?  ;D

I have   ;D ;D ;D

Had a phone call this morning about a new job so accepted an interview in the morning..Be a good feeling if i can start a new job on Monday and sod the company i work for now..I must add this is not my usuall way bit if you worked for this comapny i do you would do the same. :y

Well done mate, they must be keen to see you on a Sunday. Unless it's working for the Sally Army?



We could be looking at The Right Reverend Baron Von Spongebob. Got a certain ring about it, I'd say.  ;) ;D

Bless you my son  ::)

I could change my name to the Vomiting Vicar  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 03 November 2007, 23:46:49
Hmm, should I change my forum name to Sir Nickbat? Changing names to suit one's status seems to be all the rage right now.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 03 November 2007, 23:48:42
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Hmm, should I change my forum name to Sir Nickbat? Changing names to suit one's status seems to be all the rage right now.  ::) ::)

And the avatar needs something more suited to your lofty status.
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 03 November 2007, 23:52:26
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And the avatar needs something more suited to your lofty status.


Dunno about that. There's a certain someone who keeps changing his avatar (and name) and it confuses poor half-wits like me.

BTW, where is Steve tonight?  ;) ;D

Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:00:15
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Hmm, should I change my forum name to Sir Nickbat? Changing names to suit one's status seems to be all the rage right now.  ::) ::)

And the avatar needs something more suited to your lofty status.

A few suggestions:

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:18iJsJICn61S1M:http://fantasygallery.net/engle/Knight.jpg)

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KB3VCIq08lqE-M:http://www.osmthu.org.uk/images/templar3.jpg)

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AikQInRlrvLJnM:http://www.juhaterho.fi/drawings/knight-rider.jpg)

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:l39tf_MtNKs8hM:http://kelticklankirk.com/templar_knight_crusaders_in_battle_33.jpg)

My personal favourite.

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:A6NkoOxna_fhkM:http://pure-talent.com/images/Girls/naomi_knight/naomi_knight_2cs.jpg)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:01:10
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And the avatar needs something more suited to your lofty status.


Dunno about that. There's a certain someone who keeps changing his avatar (and name) and it confuses poor half-wits like me.

BTW, where is Steve tonight?  ;) ;D


Too late ive changed it now but im not happy with it  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:03:58
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Hmm, should I change my forum name to Sir Nickbat? Changing names to suit one's status seems to be all the rage right now.  ::) ::)

And the avatar needs something more suited to your lofty status.


Dunno about that. There's a certain someone who keeps changing his avatar (and name) and it confuses poor half-wits like me.

BTW, where is Steve tonight?  ;) ;D


Too late ive changed it now but im not happy with it  ;D

Actually, that looks more like a troll. Why not try this one for size?

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:01rN1Mf8d3OvAM:http://www.howardlyon.com/images/paintings/page%25203/Cave%2520Troll%2520Final%2520Small.jpg)

 :-? :-?
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
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Hmm, should I change my forum name to Sir Nickbat? Changing names to suit one's status seems to be all the rage right now.  ::) ::)

And the avatar needs something more suited to your lofty status.


Dunno about that. There's a certain someone who keeps changing his avatar (and name) and it confuses poor half-wits like me.

BTW, where is Steve tonight?  ;) ;D


Too late ive changed it now but im not happy with it  ;D

Actually, that looks more like a troll. Why not try this one for size?

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:01rN1Mf8d3OvAM:http://www.howardlyon.com/images/paintings/page%25203/Cave%2520Troll%2520Final%2520Small.jpg)

 :-? :-?

Thats my Mother In Law  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
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Hmm, should I change my forum name to Sir Nickbat? Changing names to suit one's status seems to be all the rage right now.  ::) ::)

And the avatar needs something more suited to your lofty status.


Dunno about that. There's a certain someone who keeps changing his avatar (and name) and it confuses poor half-wits like me.

BTW, where is Steve tonight?  ;) ;D


Too late ive changed it now but im not happy with it  ;D

Actually, that looks more like a troll. Why not try this one for size?

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:01rN1Mf8d3OvAM:http://www.howardlyon.com/images/paintings/page%25203/Cave%2520Troll%2520Final%2520Small.jpg)

 :-? :-?

Thats my Mother In Law  ;D

LOL.  ;D ;D :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:09:56
Im not saying my mother in law is ugly but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 04 November 2007, 00:13:02
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Im not saying my mother in law is ugly but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap  :D

Class!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is ugly but everytime she gets her lipstick, it backs back into the tube....
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 04 November 2007, 00:14:18
B**gger. Mistyped that last post. Made it even less funny that it is!    ;) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 04 November 2007, 00:15:50
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B**gger. Mistyped that last post. Made it even less funny that it is!    ;) ;D

Even mistyped that one! Time for bed methinks.  ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:15:53
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B**gger. Mistyped that last post. Made it even less funny that it is!    ;) ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Was good for me  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:18:01
My mother in law is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.  :-?
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:18:06
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 04 November 2007, 00:18:21
Think I prefer the sheep avatar. That new one's too weird for me. I'm going to get nightmares tonight.  :(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:22:12
My mother in law is so ugly she can make onions cry.
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:25:08
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Think I prefer the sheep avatar. That new one's too weird for me. I'm going to get nightmares tonight.  :(

Is that better  :D ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:29:07
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Think I prefer the sheep avatar. That new one's too weird for me. I'm going to get nightmares tonight.  :(

Is that better  :D ;)

No, I preferred the giraffe. Actually, that was a Rothschilds Giraffe so it was actually quite appropriate.  :-?
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 04 November 2007, 00:30:07
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Think I prefer the sheep avatar. That new one's too weird for me. I'm going to get nightmares tonight.  :(

Is that better  :D ;)


Much better, although when I read the wording underneath I think I'm on drugs....  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:31:34
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Think I prefer the sheep avatar. That new one's too weird for me. I'm going to get nightmares tonight.  :(

Is that better  :D ;)


Much better, although when I read the wording underneath I think I'm on drugs....  ;) ;D

I am just qouting a certain Omegalord  :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 04 November 2007, 00:31:35
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Think I prefer the sheep avatar. That new one's too weird for me. I'm going to get nightmares tonight.  :(

Is that better  :D ;)

No, I preferred the giraffe. Actually, that was a Rothschilds Giraffe so it was actually quite appropriate.  :-?

Has that got one hump or two, or am I getting confused?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:31:45
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Think I prefer the sheep avatar. That new one's too weird for me. I'm going to get nightmares tonight.  :(

Is that better  :D ;)

No, I preferred the giraffe. Actually, that was a Rothschilds Giraffe so it was actually quite appropriate.  :-?

And, if you don't believe me check this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_Giraffe) out.  :P It was named after the second Baron Rothschild.  :o
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:33:36
Make your minds up is it a giraffe or what  :D

What would you prefer shall we have a poll  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:34:18
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Make your minds up is it a giraffe or what  :D

What would you prefer shall we have a poll  ;D

Stick your neck out and make a decision.  :P
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 04 November 2007, 00:36:54
The giraffe. Definitely.  :y

OK, have a poll.  ;) ;D

Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:40:14
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The giraffe. Definitely.  :y

OK, have a poll.  ;) ;D

Giraffe is back  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Nickbat on 04 November 2007, 00:41:34
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The giraffe. Definitely.  :y

OK, have a poll.  ;) ;D

Giraffe is back  :D


Good man!

I'm off to bed now, You know where the drinks are kept. Help yourselves!  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:41:36
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The giraffe. Definitely.  :y

OK, have a poll.  ;) ;D

Giraffe is back  :D

There's lovely then.  :)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:41:51
LAST ORDERS PLEASE
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:43:25
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LAST ORDERS PLEASE

Get your hair cut!
Polish your boots!
Stand to attention!
Get those lights out!!!
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:44:16
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LAST ORDERS PLEASE

Get your hair cut!
Polish your boots!
Stand to attention!
Get those lights out!!!

Hair cut tomorrow
Stand to attention tonight
Get the lights out after stand to attention
Polish the boots for interview in morning

Hows that  :D ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:45:33
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LAST ORDERS PLEASE

Get your hair cut!
Polish your boots!
Stand to attention!
Get those lights out!!!

You have to type something for it to count as a post.  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:49:59
Right thats it im off, Can you open the door please Nickbat im going home..Seee you all tomorrow  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:51:17
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Right thats it im off, Can you open the door please Nickbat im going home..Seee you all tomorrow  :y

Good luck with the job tomorrow Russ.  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 November 2007, 00:52:11
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Right thats it im off, Can you open the door please Nickbat im going home..Seee you all tomorrow  :y

Good luck with the job tomorrow Russ.  :y

Thanks Martin will let you know tomorrow  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 November 2007, 00:52:36
I'm off too. See you tomorrow.  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: bob.dent on 04 November 2007, 03:13:45
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Well I'm back at my "other" home in Devon and just been to the Tavern in Barnstaple for a couple of early doors after the drive down. Getting scrubbed up then its out with the ex-missus and two sons for a nice ruby, then back to the Tavern until 2am for more  [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif].  :y. I just know I'm gonna have a sore head in the morning!! ::) ;D

Stay in bed longer, have a long lie in that should delay you realising you have a sore head, or better still just stay up all night drinking, you'll eventually drink yourself sober and won't get a sore head...then you can have a hare o' the dog at the Tavern :y
:)Or you could take Monday off like i have!!! :y

Already have :y driving back Monday.............probably with a wee overhang ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
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Well I'm back at my "other" home in Devon and just been to the Tavern in Barnstaple for a couple of early doors after the drive down. Getting scrubbed up then its out with the ex-missus and two sons for a nice ruby, then back to the Tavern until 2am for more  [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif].  :y. I just know I'm gonna have a sore head in the morning!! ::) ;D

Stay in bed longer, have a long lie in that should delay you realising you have a sore head, or better still just stay up all night drinking, you'll eventually drink yourself sober and won't get a sore head...then you can have a hare o' the dog at the Tavern :y
:)Or you could take Monday off like i have!!! :y

Already have :y driving back Monday.............probably with a wee overhang ::)

You can always do a detour via costa peckham, if you fancy a hare oh' the dog :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Saturday
Post by: Crazydad on 04 November 2007, 13:20:33
Just read this from Start to finish ;D ;D

Quality stuff.

This is  one of the reasons this Forum is so good :y

The nags head is a great place, and as for the Landlord he just clears off and lets people help themselves.

quality stuff ;D ;D