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Title: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: korum on 02 November 2007, 11:53:34
Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved
in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the
A-1 Great North Road .

One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device
to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill,
and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The
machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over
the North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the
Border district.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff
complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style. 'Thank you for your
message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You
may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado
had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent
a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground
missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the
target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to
the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the
automatic protection system before the missile was launched'.


 :o :o
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: Kev on 02 November 2007, 12:02:26
 ;D :y
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 02 November 2007, 12:09:40
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Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved
in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the
A-1 Great North Road .

One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device
to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill,
and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The
machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over
the North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the
Border district.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff
complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style. 'Thank you for your
message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You
may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado
had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent
a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground
missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the
target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to
the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the
automatic protection system before the missile was launched'.



 :o :o

 :'(
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 02 November 2007, 12:28:45
 :o  ;D  :y
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: STMO123 on 02 November 2007, 12:52:15
That's brilliant!
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: davlad22 on 02 November 2007, 12:58:43
 ;D
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: bob.dent on 02 November 2007, 14:52:09
 ;D ;D ;D :y

Quality!!
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: Crazydad on 02 November 2007, 14:59:38
Now thats what i call an answer :y

Great stuff ;D
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: Martin_1962 on 02 November 2007, 15:01:32
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 02 November 2007, 15:01:46
Lol....the best of it is if it had been a Typhoon (euro fighter) it wouldn't have been a problem because it has no fully functional weapons system yet.....

I always get this picture of a russian bomber flying into Uk air space and a typhoon pilot shaking his fist at them through the glass shouting bugger off.....
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 02 November 2007, 15:16:03
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http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp

 :( :-X :'(
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: A380 Elite on 02 November 2007, 15:27:28
 :(
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: Danny on 02 November 2007, 16:27:09
imagine driving down at 45 in a 30 and seeing the cops up ahead with their radar... you know you have no time to slam on so you just think "sod it, been caught now" then a missile come falling out of the sky and hits them ;D

only joking :D
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: smoothomega on 02 November 2007, 16:35:23
 :y ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: amigov6 on 02 November 2007, 23:33:25
 ;D ;D ;D Think VOSA might want see my tacho charts! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: MikeDundee on 03 November 2007, 07:33:18
Excellent, thats a topper :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: raximax on 04 November 2007, 16:59:13
pitty he managed to override the misile that would of been a blast ;D
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: Kev on 04 November 2007, 17:10:50
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pitty he managed to override the misile that would of been a blast ;D

Probably the most disappointing bit is that it wasn't true.  ::)

See here. (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp)  ;)

Thanks to Martin for that.  :y
Title: Re: Top this for a speeding ticket...
Post by: Martin_1962 on 04 November 2007, 17:16:42
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pitty he managed to override the misile that would of been a blast ;D

Probably the most disappointing bit is that it wasn't true.  ::)

See here. (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp)  ;)

Thanks to Martin for that.  :y

I know :( :'(