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Title: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 11:38:52
Opening early for Bob Dent!  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 11:39:43
Just a Coke please Nick. I have to work.  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Jimbob on 06 November 2007, 11:41:50
I'm allowed a real drink again today  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: bob.dent on 06 November 2007, 11:41:51
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Opening early for Bob Dent!  ;) ;D

Nooooooo..........drying out for a few days following the "heavy" weekend!! ::)

Better make mine an orange juice. :-[ ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 11:42:10
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Just a Coke please Nick. I have to work.  :y

No drugs in here, mate. Try round the corner behind the lock-ups!  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 11:44:40
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Just a Coke please Nick. I have to work.  :y

No drugs in here, mate. Try round the corner behind the lock-ups!  ;D

I was waiting for that. Perhaps I'll take the guitar.  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2007, 11:49:10
Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: bob.dent on 06 November 2007, 11:51:29
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Might have guessed you'd be in here already Pete! ::) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2007, 11:53:31
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Might have guessed you'd be in here already Pete! ::) ;D
Ah but ive only had one or two this weekend. Came the same be said for you? ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: bob.dent on 06 November 2007, 12:03:18
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Might have guessed you'd be in here already Pete! ::) ;D
Ah but ive only had one or two this weekend. Came the same be said for you? ::)

Touche! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 12:39:53
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Ciabatta? You must have joined the Cheshire set.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 14:36:19
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Ciabatta? You must have joined the Cheshire set.  ;D ;D


What's wrong with a pre-frozen, half-thawed, slightly cooked, past sell-by date, plain steak pie? That's traditional pub-grub. None of your fancy oooh lala stuff in here!  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2007, 14:49:42
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Ciabatta? You must have joined the Cheshire set.  ;D ;D


What's wrong with a pre-frozen, half-thawed, slightly cooked, past sell-by date, plain steak pie? That's traditional pub-grub. None of your fancy oooh lala stuff in here!  ;) ;D ;D

Bettys Hotpot :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: bob.dent on 06 November 2007, 14:57:36
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Ciabatta? You must have joined the Cheshire set.  ;D ;D


What's wrong with a pre-frozen, half-thawed, slightly cooked, past sell-by date, plain steak pie? That's traditional pub-grub. None of your fancy oooh lala stuff in here!  ;) ;D ;D

Bettys Hotpot :y

You still in there Pete - bit of a long lunch you're having today! ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: STMO123 on 06 November 2007, 14:58:14
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Fat bast*rd.
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2007, 14:59:34
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Fat bast*rd.
I might be fat but your ugly at least I can diet ;D
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Post by: STMO123 on 06 November 2007, 15:02:47
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Fat bast*rd.
I might be fat but your ugly at least I can diet ;D

Outside!
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: bob.dent on 06 November 2007, 15:10:58
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Fat bast*rd.
I might be fat but your ugly at least I can diet ;D

Outside!

Now, now boys, no fighting in the Nags Head or we'll have to call in the bouncers and have you both ejected!! ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: STMO123 on 06 November 2007, 15:45:23
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Oooo lunch time. I will have a pint of IPA, a Steak and Onion Ciabatta with chips. Ta

Fat bast*rd.
I might be fat but your ugly at least I can diet ;D

Outside!

Now, now boys, no fighting in the Nags Head or we'll have to call in the bouncers and have you both ejected!! ;D
It's OK Bob. I know Pete wouldn't hit an old man with glasses.



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Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2007, 15:46:44
Tell you what Steve you dont look bad for 106 ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 16:13:10
Did you see this in the news?

Top 10 most bizarre laws (still on the statute books):

UK

# . It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

# 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

# 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

# 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned(5%)

# 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

# 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

# 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

# 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

# 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

# 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)


The top 10 bizarre foreign laws as voted by those polled:

# 1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

# 2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

# 3. A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

# 4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

# 5. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

# 6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

# 7. Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

# 8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

# 9. There is no age of consent in Japan (5%)

# 10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)


Source: BBC/GMTV
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 16:18:11
What are the %'s for?
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2007, 16:21:37
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Did you see this in the news?

Top 10 most bizarre laws (still on the statute books):

UK

# . It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

# 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

# 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

# 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned(5%)

# 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

# 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

# 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

# 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

# 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

# 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)


The top 10 bizarre foreign laws as voted by those polled:

# 1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

# 2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

# 3. A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

# 4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

# 5. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

# 6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

# 7. Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

# 8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

# 9. There is no age of consent in Japan (5%)

# 10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)


Source: BBC/GMTV
We have a similar law in Chester but its a Welshman you can kill, but you've got to do it with a bow and arrow and he's got to be within the city walls ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 16:27:11
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What are the %'s for?

Level of daftness as voted by the viewers!  ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 16:27:53
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Did you see this in the news?

Top 10 most bizarre laws (still on the statute books):

UK

# . It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

# 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

# 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

# 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned(5%)

# 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

# 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

# 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

# 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

# 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

# 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)


The top 10 bizarre foreign laws as voted by those polled:

# 1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

# 2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

# 3. A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

# 4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

# 5. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

# 6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

# 7. Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

# 8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

# 9. There is no age of consent in Japan (5%)

# 10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)


Source: BBC/GMTV
We have a similar law in Chester but its a Welshman you can kill, but you've got to do it with a bow and arrow and he's got to be within the city walls ;)

Chester is out of bounds for me then  ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 16:28:54
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Did you see this in the news?

Top 10 most bizarre laws (still on the statute books):

UK

# . It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

# 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

# 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

# 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned(5%)

# 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

# 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

# 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

# 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

# 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

# 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)


The top 10 bizarre foreign laws as voted by those polled:

# 1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

# 2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

# 3. A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

# 4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

# 5. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

# 6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

# 7. Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

# 8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

# 9. There is no age of consent in Japan (5%)

# 10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)


Source: BBC/GMTV


Is there someone here we could dob on?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 16:30:03
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Did you see this in the news?

Top 10 most bizarre laws (still on the statute books):

UK

# . It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

# 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

# 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

# 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned(5%)

# 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

# 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

# 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

# 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

# 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

# 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)


The top 10 bizarre foreign laws as voted by those polled:

# 1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

# 2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

# 3. A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

# 4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

# 5. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

# 6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

# 7. Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

# 8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

# 9. There is no age of consent in Japan (5%)

# 10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)


Source: BBC/GMTV


Is there someone here we could dob on?  ::) ::)

Hmmm..Let me think     ::)  
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2007, 16:30:18
You'll be alright, not many people with bow and arrows these days ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 16:32:35
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You'll be alright, not many people with bow and arrows these days ;)

Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 16:37:51
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Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[

I will have a Gin Sling  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Jimbob on 06 November 2007, 16:42:05
Ill have a ball sling
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Post by: bob.dent on 06 November 2007, 16:47:50
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You'll be alright, not many people with bow and arrows these days ;)

Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[

I will have a Gin Sling  :D

Strongbow for me then ::) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 16:51:53
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Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[

I will have a Gin Sling  :D

Strongbow for me then ::) ;D

Ive just put money in the jukebox a favourite of mine by ABC..

Shoot that poison arrow...Is it too loud.. ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Jimbob on 06 November 2007, 17:22:04
Pint of snecklifter please, and a bag of chilli nuts.


Oh hang on, already got chilli nuts thanks to these ice packs  ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 19:07:15
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You'll be alright, not many people with bow and arrows these days ;)

Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[

I will have a Gin Sling  :D

Strongbow for me then ::) ;D

Ive just put money in the jukebox a favourite of mine by ABC..

Shoot that poison arrow...Is it too loud.. ::)

Not as loud as a certain someone with a guitar last night.  ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: STMO123 on 06 November 2007, 22:15:00
LAST ORDERS!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 22:19:09
Pubs close at 10.30 round your way, Victor? Or is that what they tell you?.  ;D ;D



(Soon as he's gone, we'll turn the music up)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: STMO123 on 06 November 2007, 22:24:14
Have you got no rather homes to go to?
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2007, 22:25:04
Im still working :(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Entwood on 06 November 2007, 22:25:41
Pass 'im ^^^  a horlicks... he'll fall asleep then  :)

I'll have a large Jura please  :)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: STMO123 on 06 November 2007, 22:27:26
Someone's got to mate. I'm off to bed myself ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 22:27:38
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Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[

I will have a Gin Sling  :D

Strongbow for me then ::) ;D

Ive just put money in the jukebox a favourite of mine by ABC..

Shoot that poison arrow...Is it too loud.. ::)

Not as loud as a certain someone with a guitar last night.  ::)

Is he barred tonight.. ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: STMO123 on 06 November 2007, 22:28:30
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You'll be alright, not many people with bow and arrows these days ;)

Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[

I will have a Gin Sling  :D

Strongbow for me then ::) ;D

Ive just put money in the jukebox a favourite of mine by ABC..

Shoot that poison arrow...Is it too loud.. ::)

Not as loud as a certain someone with a guitar last night.  ::)

Is he barred tonight.. ::)

Who woke you up again?
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 22:30:14
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You'll be alright, not many people with bow and arrows these days ;)

Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[

I will have a Gin Sling  :D

Strongbow for me then ::) ;D

Ive just put money in the jukebox a favourite of mine by ABC..

Shoot that poison arrow...Is it too loud.. ::)

Not as loud as a certain someone with a guitar last night.  ::)

Is he barred tonight.. ::)

Who woke you up again?

The music.. >:(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: STMO123 on 06 November 2007, 22:31:46
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You'll be alright, not many people with bow and arrows these days ;)

Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[

I will have a Gin Sling  :D

Strongbow for me then ::) ;D

Ive just put money in the jukebox a favourite of mine by ABC..

Shoot that poison arrow...Is it too loud.. ::)

Not as loud as a certain someone with a guitar last night.  ::)

Is he barred tonight.. ::)

Who woke you up again?

The music.. >:(

Well, now you're here, you may as well give us that sheep shaggin demonstration you were on about
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 22:33:04
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Everyone on The Archers  ;D





I'll get my coat.  :-[

I will have a Gin Sling  :D

Strongbow for me then ::) ;D

Ive just put money in the jukebox a favourite of mine by ABC..

Shoot that poison arrow...Is it too loud.. ::)

Not as loud as a certain someone with a guitar last night.  ::)

Is he barred tonight.. ::)

Who woke you up again?

The music.. >:(

Well, now you're here, you may as well give us that sheep shaggin demonstration you were on about

Baron Miggy borrowed the sheep as he said he was lonely  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: STMO123 on 06 November 2007, 22:33:38
Oh well. I'm off then.
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 22:34:32
Lock the door quick that guitarist is about  ;) :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 22:40:09
Evening all.  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 22:42:10
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Evening all.  :y

Good evening Sir nice to see your on your own tonight  :y :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 22:45:26
Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 22:46:18
OK If I give your sheep a crisp, Miggy?  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 22:48:13
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Is there any on here then  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 22:48:24
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Did mine on the roadside on Sunday. Oil all down my arm when I took the filter off. Happens everytime.  :(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 22:49:28
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Funny really, I was wondering why the other people on the course were complaining.

I signed up for the flower arranging.  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 22:49:53
We've had enough adult education today reading about JimBob's Purple Plums...  :o
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 22:50:57
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Did mine on the roadside on Sunday. Oil all down my arm when I took the filter off. Happens everytime.  :(

Not one drop on me or on the floor.  :y

Next week is MOT preparation. Can't wait.  :)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 22:51:21
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Funny really, I was wondering why the other people on the course were complaining.

I signed up for the flower arranging.  ;D

Moveing   ::) Was it raining too  ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 22:52:04
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Did mine on the roadside on Sunday. Oil all down my arm when I took the filter off. Happens everytime.  :(

Not one drop on me or on the floor.  :y

Next week is MOT preparation. Can't wait.  :)

Take my Omega then  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 22:53:38
Do you get a certificate at the end of course?
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Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 22:54:42
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Do you get a certificate at the end of course?
Certified more like it  :D
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Do you get a certificate at the end of course?
Certified more like it  :D

Jealousy rears its ugly head... ;) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 22:57:38
Don't you feel the need for some adult education, Spongebob? I'm sure there's a suitable course for you.  :)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 23:00:53
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Don't you feel the need for some adult education, Spongebob? I'm sure there's a suitable course for you.  :)

Now your talking,,Where is she  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 23:09:02
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Do you get a certificate at the end of course?

Hopefully. It will be an MOT certificate.  ;D

Sadly, mines not due till next summer but I should have it all covered by then? Course runs till Easter.  :)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 23:10:14
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Did mine on the roadside on Sunday. Oil all down my arm when I took the filter off. Happens everytime.  :(

Not one drop on me or on the floor.  :y

Next week is MOT preparation. Can't wait.  :)

Take my Omega then  ;D

No problem mate. Drop it in on your way to work.  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 23:12:38
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Did mine on the roadside on Sunday. Oil all down my arm when I took the filter off. Happens everytime.  :(

Not one drop on me or on the floor.  :y

Next week is MOT preparation. Can't wait.  :)

Take my Omega then  ;D

No problem mate. Drop it in on your way to work.  ;D

I didnt get further than Cardiff today, Only done 1 hours work all day.

Happy days.
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Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 23:15:15
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Did mine on the roadside on Sunday. Oil all down my arm when I took the filter off. Happens everytime.  :(

Not one drop on me or on the floor.  :y

Next week is MOT preparation. Can't wait.  :)

Take my Omega then  ;D

No problem mate. Drop it in on your way to work.  ;D

I didnt get further than Cardiff today, Only done 1 hours work all day.

Happy days.

I wish I was on your hourly rate then.  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 23:17:09
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Did mine on the roadside on Sunday. Oil all down my arm when I took the filter off. Happens everytime.  :(

Not one drop on me or on the floor.  :y

Next week is MOT preparation. Can't wait.  :)

Take my Omega then  ;D

No problem mate. Drop it in on your way to work.  ;D

I didnt get further than Cardiff today, Only done 1 hours work all day.

Happy days.

I wish I was on your hourly rate then.  :y

It would be nice if it was like it every day i must admit.

Problem is if B A phone for an urgent part for Heathrow or Stanstead at 3am i have to go.. >:(
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Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 23:21:02
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Did mine on the roadside on Sunday. Oil all down my arm when I took the filter off. Happens everytime.  :(

Not one drop on me or on the floor.  :y

Next week is MOT preparation. Can't wait.  :)

Take my Omega then  ;D

No problem mate. Drop it in on your way to work.  ;D

I didnt get further than Cardiff today, Only done 1 hours work all day.

Happy days.

I wish I was on your hourly rate then.  :y

It would be nice if it was like it every day i must admit.

Problem is if B A phone for an urgent part for Heathrow or Stanstead at 3am i have to go.. >:(


I have visions of an Omega whizzing down the M4 with a 747 nosewheel strapped to the roof.  :o
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Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 23:24:04
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Just got back from my evening class. Changed the oil on the Meega. Engine flush, new filter, new sump plug. All in a nice warm modern workshop with car lift and they disposed of the old oil for me. I don't want to do it in the cold on the drive any more.  :(

By the way, this is not an oil thread, it's an adult education thread. ::)

Did mine on the roadside on Sunday. Oil all down my arm when I took the filter off. Happens everytime.  :(

Not one drop on me or on the floor.  :y

Next week is MOT preparation. Can't wait.  :)

Take my Omega then  ;D

No problem mate. Drop it in on your way to work.  ;D

I didnt get further than Cardiff today, Only done 1 hours work all day.

Happy days.

I wish I was on your hourly rate then.  :y

It would be nice if it was like it every day i must admit.

Problem is if B A phone for an urgent part for Heathrow or Stanstead at 3am i have to go.. >:(


I have visions of an Omega whizzing down the M4 with a 747 nosewheel strapped to the roof.  :o

I would fit wings on the Omega but cant get through the tolls then  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2007, 23:34:36
Stick a couple of those womens panty protectors to the sides, some of those have wings :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 23:43:46
Right, I'm off to bed. Would the last person to leave, please leave the door on the latch so Bob Dent can let himself in in the morning.

He normally pops in about 8.00 am for a swift half.  :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 23:44:48
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Right, I'm off to bed. Would the last person to leave, please leave the door on the latch so Bob Dent can let himself in in the morning.

He normally pops in about 8.00 am for a swift half.  :y


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

G'night!
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 23:45:30
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Right, I'm off to bed. Would the last person to leave, please leave the door on the latch so Bob Dent can let himself in in the morning.

He normally pops in about 8.00 am for a swift half.  :y

Put the cat out on your way please. ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Tuesday
Post by: bob.dent on 07 November 2007, 09:30:31
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Right, I'm off to bed. Would the last person to leave, please leave the door on the latch so Bob Dent can let himself in in the morning.

He normally pops in about 8.00 am for a swift half.  :y


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

G'night!

OY!!..........You gits!! ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 07 November 2007, 10:17:10
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Right, I'm off to bed. Would the last person to leave, please leave the door on the latch so Bob Dent can let himself in in the morning.

He normally pops in about 8.00 am for a swift half.  :y


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

G'night!

OY!!..........You gits!! ;D

9.30 He must have been running a bit late this morning ;D