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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: miggy on 16 November 2007, 17:30:20
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Been out on the flower boarders today, the cats have sh*t everywhere in them, buried everywhere.
Just let me catch them, i like cats but this is Bl"*dy madness, i will be looking in the garder centres tomorrow, see if theres something i can get to put on the soil to keep them away, apart from my pitch fork
>:( >:( >:( >:(
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Get mark round, he will sort them for you. :y
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...see if theres something i can get to put on the soil to keep them away, apart from my pitch fork
Shotgun pellets. Possibly with a cat-sized gap in the middle. >_>
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Cough splutter air pistol cough cough. ;D
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Nasty cough you got there mate. ::)
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I've got 5 cats...wanna fight????? >:( ;D
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webley nemesis .22 with darts work wonders on the neighbours cat's!! so did my staff took a nice liking to cat meat.............
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I've got 5 cats...wanna fight????? >:( ;D
Only if they cr*p in his garden. :D
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I've got 5 cats...wanna fight????? >:( ;D
Yes, its the war office.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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fill a supersoaker with (undiluted) orange juice :y
harmless to the cat, but it makes their fur sticky and cos they dont like the taste they cant lick it off, they go home and cover the owner's furniture with it :D
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fill a supersoaker with (undiluted) orange juice :y
harmless to the cat, but it makes their fur sticky and cos they dont like the taste they cant lick it off, they go home and cover the owner's furniture with it :D
Spot on idea, could use something stronger, something that jams up its ar*e hole.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I used Cat Away, think it was, green 'crystals' seemed to do the job, just used for a few weeks, then their routines change and jobs a good un :y
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fill a supersoaker with (undiluted) orange juice :y
harmless to the cat, but it makes their fur sticky and cos they dont like the taste they cant lick it off, they go home and cover the owner's furniture with it :D
Spot on idea, could use something stronger, something that jams up its ar*e hole.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
loctite, imagine the owners horrific situation of taking the cat to the vet to get superglue removed from its rusty sherrif's badge!!
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fill a supersoaker with (undiluted) orange juice :y
harmless to the cat, but it makes their fur sticky and cos they dont like the taste they cant lick it off, they go home and cover the owner's furniture with it :D
Spot on idea, could use something stronger, something that jams up its ar*e hole.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
loctite, imagine the owners horrific situation of taking the cat to the vet to get superglue removed from its rusty sherrif's badge!!
Yeh, it would`nt do the pencil sharpener end much good. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.
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Have you tried the cork method, fitted with sammy the sledge :y
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Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.
Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thanks Steve
Old git ;D ;D ;D
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Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.
Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thanks Steve
Old git ;D ;D ;D
It's the new me. Catain sensible. ::)
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I dont want to know what they used to sing.
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Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.
Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thanks Steve
Old git ;D ;D ;D
It's the new me. Catain sensible. ::)
What have you done with the real STMO? Can we have him back please.
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Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.
Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thanks Steve
Old git ;D ;D ;D
It's the new me. Catain sensible. ::)
What have you done with the real STMO? Can we have him back please.
Oh no, he will start dissing again, then again, it brought a bit of fun to the forum. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Yep, there are pellets you can buy (not the air gun variety), that keep them away.
Blooming hell, thats the first civil answer you have given me in a while ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thanks Steve
Old git ;D ;D ;D
It's the new me. Catain sensible. ::)
What have you done with the real STMO? Can we have him back please.
My wife tells me I'm a moaning, inconsiderate, grumpy (sorry Grumpy) tw*t. I'm just proving her wrong.
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible ;)
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One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly" ;D ;D ;D And for a very reasonable price ! http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html
Ken
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One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly" ;D ;D ;D And for a very reasonable price ! http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html
Ken
......and you'd have a very fragrant garden, I'm sure ::)
Neigbours would probably shoot you!
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buy a water gun , fill with half alcohol , half water and spray on them..This will keep them away..
but please dont use poison..last summer my 5 cats died of poison :(
ps: now productive season for them started and they are very active..Males will pee everywhere..To sign their area..
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One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly" ;D ;D ;D And for a very reasonable price ! http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html
Ken
......and you'd have a very fragrant garden, I'm sure ::)
Neigbours would probably shoot you!
Too scared of your lion I expect ;D
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One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly" ;D ;D ;D And for a very reasonable price ! http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html
Ken
......and you'd have a very fragrant garden, I'm sure ::)
Neigbours would probably shoot you!
Too scared of your lion I expect ;D
effective idea also..
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One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly" ;D ;D ;D And for a very reasonable price ! http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html
Ken
I am totally pestered by the vermin commonly called cats and have tried most non-lethal deterents. The only reason i don't do the lethal ones is I know damned well I'd get caught !
This idea actually works !! These are ceramic pellets that have been dipped in lion's urine,... these work for a while, but become in-effective after rain.
A friend of mine got me a trailer load of actual lion manure from Longleat - he was doing some work for the wildlife park - this was brilliant for about 3 months when spread amongst the borders.. the second lot was put down much thicker and lasted 5-6 months ..unfortunately his contract has finished and he has moved on .... I need a new contact at Longleat !!
Or does anyone know of an untraceable poison ???
:)
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One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly" ;D ;D ;D And for a very reasonable price ! http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html
Ken
I am totally pestered by the vermin commonly called cats and have tried most non-lethal deterents. The only reason i don't do the lethal ones is I know damned well I'd get caught !
This idea actually works !! These are ceramic pellets that have been dipped in lion's urine,... these work for a while, but become in-effective after rain.
A friend of mine got me a trailer load of actual lion manure from Longleat - he was doing some work for the wildlife park - this was brilliant for about 3 months when spread amongst the borders.. the second lot was put down much thicker and lasted 5-6 months ..unfortunately his contract has finished and he has moved on .... I need a new contact at Longleat !!
Or does anyone know of an untraceable poison ???
:)
A large dog maybe.
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One solution I heard of, is to buy some Lion Droppings, and put them about in the affected area. The cat comes along, takes one look at it, thinks "Bl**dy H*ll, I don't want to meet the cat that dropped that, and leaves promptly" ;D ;D ;D And for a very reasonable price ! http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/silent-roar-lion-manure-pellets-cat-deterrent.html
Ken
I am totally pestered by the vermin commonly called cats and have tried most non-lethal deterents. The only reason i don't do the lethal ones is I know damned well I'd get caught !
This idea actually works !! These are ceramic pellets that have been dipped in lion's urine,... these work for a while, but become in-effective after rain.
A friend of mine got me a trailer load of actual lion manure from Longleat - he was doing some work for the wildlife park - this was brilliant for about 3 months when spread amongst the borders.. the second lot was put down much thicker and lasted 5-6 months ..unfortunately his contract has finished and he has moved on .... I need a new contact at Longleat !!
Or does anyone know of an untraceable poison ???
:)
A large dog maybe.
We had dogs until about 4 years ago ... both were properly trained NOT to go on "dug" parts of garden, only on the grassed areas ...bloody cats used to sit in the flower beds teasing the dogs who would only stand and bark ... :(
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Cat enemies :o >:(
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The reason cats disturb the people is people bring these cats.Then let them in the streets to escape responsibility..And poison them..
Clever human kind..
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Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.
Applied from the opposite ear.....
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Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.
Applied from the opposite ear.....
44 magnum by any chance?
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I find 15 seconds in the water butt works well......or the super soaker....or a well chewed piece of paper in the air rifle.
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Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.
Applied from the opposite ear.....
44 magnum by any chance?
Nope, air rifle with silencer......
Gets good bunnies for supper as well..... ;)
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Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.
Applied from the opposite ear.....
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D....and then straight in the curry :y
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Best cure is a few grains of lead in one ear.
Applied from the opposite ear.....
44 magnum by any chance?
Nope, air rifle with silencer......
Gets good bunnies for supper as well..... ;)
AInt got a gun nowadays, had a walk in target sports the other week, prices are a bit steep now.
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mine cost me £100 bout 3 years ago
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mine cost me £100 bout 3 years ago
Expensive cat ;D ;D ;D
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expensive cat reppelant!!!! works wonders!!
i'll bring it with me next time i'm over your end so you can try it
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:(Seems pet owners have to assume responsibility for dogs but not cats who seem to "go" where they like & we should all just put up with it. If you know which household any of the offending felines belong to go round to thier patio/lawn/border etc, drop your strides & lay a Mr. Whippy on the spot!
Although they deserve it that's a bit extreme so gather them up on a spade & return to the rightfull owner. If your'e even more sympathetic they hate lemon juice. >:(
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Once upon a time I lived throught the wall from another cop who had two dogs, a lab and a doberman. One sh*t in its own garden, the other sh*t in mine. Despite repeated requests to owner - fellow workmate remember - it remained for numerous weeks whilst toddler daughter and wife had to dance a pas de bas when in the rear garden.
Problem was solved when I cleared it for him ('cos he was busy, on shifts, like me...) and it was put it somewhere safe where he would find it.....
His front and rear doorsteps, front and rear doorhandles, driver and passenger door handles on the car.....
He got the health and hygene point.... :-X
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:(Seems pet owners have to assume responsibility for dogs but not cats who seem to "go" where they like & we should all just put up with it. If you know which household any of the offending felines belong to go round to thier patio/lawn/border etc, drop your strides & lay a Mr. Whippy on the spot!
Although they deserve it that's a bit extreme so gather them up on a spade & return to the rightfull owner. If your'e even more sympathetic they hate lemon juice. >:(
Mate of mine tried that once, after the pub.
Got a bowl of washing up water poured onto him from an upstairs window ;D
Realised his aim hadn't been too good when he got home, too :-X
Kevin