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Title: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: Danny on 20 November 2007, 22:26:23
A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived
a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided
after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would
strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair
of knickers for herself at the same time.

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old Ron
sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following
letter:...........

__________________________________________________ _______________

Dear Sasha,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go
out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen
the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to
remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they
were hardly soiled at all..

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to
wash it since she began wearing them..


I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many
other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you again. When
you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will
be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love

Ron..

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with
a little bit of fur showing.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 21 November 2007, 07:13:12
Truly awful... but made me smile.. :)
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: Jimbob on 21 November 2007, 08:32:07
 ;D
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 21 November 2007, 08:33:27
Brilliant
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 November 2007, 08:52:16
That is Excellent ;D
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: Markie on 21 November 2007, 08:53:00
 ;D  yep...seing as i know i have an all male workforce today i may just brief this out  :-/ :-X
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: martin12760460 on 21 November 2007, 08:58:04
 ;D  ;D
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: A380 Elite on 21 November 2007, 09:48:51
 :) :) :)
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: Crazydad on 21 November 2007, 16:04:20
Fantastic, :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D

 you can see by the replies who the nutters on this Forum are ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: maria on 21 November 2007, 19:26:34
I have read this joke befor but it made me laugh when i just read it again :y ;D
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: Danny on 21 November 2007, 19:52:58
s'good aint it :D hadnt seen it before yesterday
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: amigov6 on 21 November 2007, 20:39:30
  :oLiterally in tears! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 22 November 2007, 09:53:46
oh dear i think i soiled meself.... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: girlfriend's xmas present!!
Post by: colalowe on 22 November 2007, 10:01:40
Fantastic ;D ;D :y