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Title: Blonde joke
Post by: STMO123 on 23 November 2007, 14:38:55

It is christmas and the blonde housewife is waiting for the binmen. When they arrive she bends over her bin and they all have sex with her, one after another. When it's the drivers turn she turns round and gives him a tenner. "Whats this?" he asks. "It's your christmas box, my husband said 'Give the driver a tenner and f*ck the rest'"

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Crazydad on 23 November 2007, 14:45:29

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It is christmas and the blonde housewife is waiting for the binmen. When they arrive she bends over her bin and they all have sex with her, one after another. When it's the drivers turn she turns round and gives him a tenner. "Whats this?" he asks. "It's your christmas box, my husband said 'Give the driver a tenner and f*ck the rest'"

Wicked :D :D :D

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Jimbob on 23 November 2007, 14:47:04

 ;D

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Post by: platty on 23 November 2007, 14:50:33

 ;D PMSL  :y

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Markjay on 23 November 2007, 14:53:49

A1 :y ;D

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: sounds2k on 23 November 2007, 15:53:08

niiice  ;D

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: JiMbOb789 on 23 November 2007, 15:57:17

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Mint  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jamie
 :) ;) 8-) :y

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Elite Pete on 23 November 2007, 16:55:42

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: A380 Elite on 23 November 2007, 17:02:38

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: miggy on 23 November 2007, 17:24:06

Rubbish

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Auto Addict on 23 November 2007, 17:58:21

Good mind to bin this.....

 ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: donkey and the chicken
Post by: mick-1975 on 23 November 2007, 20:15:34

  A donkey and a chicken in a field ,when the donkey
falls down a hole.The chicken races over and jumps in to
the farmers bmw, using a rope pulls him out..

  following week there in the field and the chicken falls down the
same hole.
he tells the donkey 2 run and get the bmw,instead the donkey strolls over, drops his cock in 2 the hole and the chicken  climbs out...

  moral of the story , if your hung like a donkey
 u don,t need a bmw 2 pull a chick............

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: MikeDundee on 23 November 2007, 21:02:05

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It is christmas and the blonde housewife is waiting for the binmen. When they arrive she bends over her bin and they all have sex with her, one after another. When it's the drivers turn she turns round and gives him a tenner. "Whats this?" he asks. "It's your christmas box, my husband said 'Give the driver a tenner and f*ck the rest'"

 ;D ;D..always wondered why ???? took so long taking the bin out ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Blonde joke
Post by: Markjay on 24 November 2007, 13:59:40

A couple were sitting in their living room discussing life and death. The man said ‘I don’t want you to let me live if I become a vegetable. If you ever see me in a condition where I am dependent on electronic machinery to keep my alive, and fed from a bottle, then please disconnect all my life support systems and just let me die.’

So the woman got up, switched off the computer, TV, and video, and tossed his beer bottle in the bin. Soon after, the man died.....