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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: thewelshman on 23 November 2007, 18:56:36
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We're off to see the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City ...
...and went to find the Great Wizard
' What brings the four of you before the great Wi zard of Oz? '
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
'I've come for some courage.'
' No Problem!' said the Wizard. 'Who is next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward and said:
'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done!' says the Wizard.
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'
Up stepped Bush and said,
'The American people say that I need a brain.'
'No problem,' said the Wizard. 'Consider it done.'
Then there is a great silence in the hall
BILL CLINTON stands there, looking around, not saying a word.
The irritated Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do YOU want?!'
'Is Dorothy here??'
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I understood it :y
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I understood it :y
So did I :-[
Shows I got a one-track mind ;D
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I understood it :y
So did I :-[
Shows I got a one-track mind ;D
Sorry i dont understand :-[ :-[
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I understood it :y
So did I :-[
Shows I got a one-track mind ;D
Sorry i dont understand :-[ :-[
Never mind :)
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Alright then, here's one for those who have'nt got a sophisticted filthy mind.
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The pilot
comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent
into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you
enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his
conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the
pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take
a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits
out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my
room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new
stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn
the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag
and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
take a shit first." :D
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Alright then, here's one for those who have'nt got a sophisticted filthy mind.
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The pilot
comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent
into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you
enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his
conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the
pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take
a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits
out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my
room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new
stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn
the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag
and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
take a shit first." :D
Now that i Understood ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Alright then, here's one for those who have'nt got a sophisticted filthy mind.
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The pilot
comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent
into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you
enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his
conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the
pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take
a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits
out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my
room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new
stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn
the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag
and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
take a shit first." :D
Now that i Understood ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm glad I could put a smile on your face. BTW, Dorothy is a Monica thing
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Alright then, here's one for those who have'nt got a sophisticted filthy mind.
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The pilot
comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent
into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you
enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his
conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the
pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take
a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits
out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my
room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new
stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn
the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag
and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
take a shit first." :D
Now that i Understood ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm glad I could put a smile on your face. BTW, Dorothy is a Monica thing
Yes, something to do with a cigar....