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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Dave-C on 15 December 2007, 08:00:04
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A blonde goes into a Timmies coffee shop and notices there's
a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?'
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!'
And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!! I PROMISE!!!)
'W I N A B A G E L'
DC :)
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yep shall tell that to the missus when shes up!
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Or there's this blonde joke ...... ;D
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http://www.winnebagoind.com/ ;)
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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You've all probably heard this one ...
a blonde calls her boyfriend and says"please come over here and help me. i have a killer jigsaw puzzle and can't figuer out how to get started."
her boyfriend asks "what is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
the blonde replies"according to the picture on the box , a rooster."
her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
she lets him in and shows him where she has all the puzzle spred all over the table.
he studies rhe pieces for a moment then looks at the box, then turns to his girlfriend and says,
"first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
he takes her hand and says," secondly, i want you to relax. so lets have a nice cup of tea, and then......." he said with a deep sigh................................
"lets put all the corn flakes back in the box !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'll get me coat .... :)
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You've all probably heard this one ...
a blonde calls her boyfriend and says"please come over here and help me. i have a killer jigsaw puzzle and can't figuer out how to get started."
her boyfriend asks "what is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
the blonde replies"according to the picture on the box , a rooster."
her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
she lets him in and shows him where she has all the puzzle spred all over the table.
he studies rhe pieces for a moment then looks at the box, then turns to his girlfriend and says,
"first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
he takes her hand and says," secondly, i want you to relax. so lets have a nice cup of tea, and then......." he said with a deep sigh................................
"lets put all the corn flakes back in the box !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'll get me coat .... :)
;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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This one has a twist.......
2 cars collide head on on a country road & both are written off bigstyle. The bloke in the first car comes to, clambers from the wreckage & amazed he's not hurt runs over to the other car, whereupon the blonde driver climbs out, also amazingly unhurt. They stand together surveying the wreckage agreeing how lucky they both were, when the bloke notices the blonde is drop dead gorgeous.
She says to him " i think this is a sign we belong together". Being a bloke reason goes out the window and he's quick to agree. She says "i've been shopping, let's open a bottle of wine to celebrate our new beginning" She opens the wine, passes it to the bloke & tells him to toast thier new life first. With one thing on his mind the bloke swigs half the bottle down & gives it back. "Your turn" he says.
" No thanks" she says, " i'll wait 'til the police arrive"!!!!