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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 19:30:10
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How do you get Holy water.
you boil the hell out of it
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What do you call a boomerang that dont come back
A stick
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Where do you find a dog with no legs
Right where you left him
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why do gorillas have big nostrils
because they have big fingers
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Why dont blind people like to skydive
Because it scares the sh"t out of the guide dog
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Where do you get virgin wool from
Ugly sheep
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whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver
a bad golfer goes whack, damm. a bad skydiver goes damm, whack.
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Oh god, Bordem has set in.
;D ;D
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I used to have a dog with no legs
Icalled it cigarette
because every night i took it out for a drag :y
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what sexual position produces the ugliest baby?
;D ;DAsk your mom ;D ;D
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I used to have a dog with no legs
Icalled it cigarette
because every night i took it out for a drag :y
I used to have a donky with one eye and three legs....
Used to call him winky wonky
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D oh classic....
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what sexual position produces the ugliest baby?
;D ;DAsk your mom ;D ;D
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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what ya call a deer with no eyes
no idea
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what ya call a deer with no eyes or legs
still no idea
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what ya call a deer with no eyes ,legs or penis
still no rather idea
;D ;D ;D :y
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Oh god, someone post a topic (and before you all jump on it, NOT THE CHOCOLATE KIND)
Bored, bored, bored, bored rather bored.
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I cant join in cos I haven't opened my crackers yet. :P
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I cant join in cos I haven't opened my crackers yet. :P
I got them out the local rag
:y
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How many animals can jump higher than a house?
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How many animals can jump higher than a house?
don,t know
(good way to get xtra posts)
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How many animals can jump higher than a house?
Dont know, how many animals can jump higher than an house :question
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How many animals can jump higher than a house?
don,t know
(good way to get xtra posts)
Ssshhhhhhhhhh
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How many animals can jump higher than a house?
At a guess, all of them? :-/
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I was talking to Chopsdad
(nutha 1) ;D
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I was talking to Chopsdad
(nutha 1) ;D
And another
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All animals can jump higher than a house - houses can't jump! ::)
What does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old?
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All animals can jump higher than a house - houses can't jump! ::)
What does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old?
oh god, what does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old................Im a glutten for punishment, still theres nothing else to do.............so go on then, tell us
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All animals can jump higher than a house - houses can't jump! ::)
What does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old?
oh god, what does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old................Im a glutten for punishment, still theres nothing else to do.............so go on then, tell us
;D ;D ;D
5 days old .....silly boy :P
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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on
The other one looks on sadly and says......"Oh crumbs" :-[
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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on
The other one looks on sadly and says?
Crumbs?
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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on
The other one looks on sadly and says?
Your scraping the barrel now with that one ;D Hmmmmm wonder what he said ;D ;D
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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on
The other one looks on sadly and says?
Crumbs?
Correct, I got bored waiting so modified the post.
I'm off to read an exciting story to my baby now - the same one for 6 months now - roll on Christmas :)
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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on
The other one looks on sadly and says?
Crumbs?
You fell into that one Martin ;D ;D ;D ;D as the copper said to the road digger ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D