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Title: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 19:30:10
How do you get Holy water.

you boil the hell out of it
 ;D

What do you call a boomerang that dont come back

A stick
 ;D

Where do you find a dog with no legs

Right where you left him
 ;D

why do gorillas have big nostrils

because they have big fingers
 ;D

Why dont blind people like to skydive

Because it scares the sh"t out of the guide dog
 ;D ;D

Where do you get virgin wool from

Ugly sheep
 ;D ;D

whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver

a bad golfer goes whack, damm. a bad skydiver goes damm, whack.
 ;D


Oh god, Bordem has set in.

 ;D ;D



Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Revokev on 21 December 2007, 19:33:07
I used to have a dog with no legs
Icalled it cigarette
because every night i took it out for a drag :y
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Revokev on 21 December 2007, 19:34:50
what sexual position produces the ugliest baby?












 ;D ;DAsk your mom ;D ;D
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 19:35:23
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I used to have a dog with no legs
Icalled it cigarette
because every night i took it out for a drag :y

I used to have a donky with one eye and three legs....


Used to call him winky wonky

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D oh classic....
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 19:36:01
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what sexual position produces the ugliest baby?














 ;D ;DAsk your mom ;D ;D

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Revokev on 21 December 2007, 19:38:55
what ya call a deer with no eyes

no idea

 ;D

what ya call a deer with no eyes or legs

still no idea

 ;D ;D

what ya call a deer with no eyes ,legs or penis

still no rather idea

 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 19:43:32
Oh god, someone post a topic (and before you all jump on it, NOT THE CHOCOLATE KIND)


Bored, bored, bored, bored rather bored.
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Chopsdad on 21 December 2007, 19:46:19
I cant join in cos I haven't opened my crackers yet. :P
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 19:48:44
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I cant join in cos I haven't opened my crackers yet. :P

I got them out the local rag

 :y
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Chopsdad on 21 December 2007, 19:50:18
How many animals can jump higher than a house?
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Revokev on 21 December 2007, 19:53:02
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How many animals can jump higher than a house?
don,t know
(good way to get xtra posts)
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 19:53:11
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How many animals can jump higher than a house?


Dont know, how many animals can jump higher than an house :question
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 19:53:55
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How many animals can jump higher than a house?
don,t know
(good way to get xtra posts)

Ssshhhhhhhhhh
 ;D
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Golfbuddy on 21 December 2007, 19:55:35
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How many animals can jump higher than a house?

At a guess, all of them?   :-/
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Revokev on 21 December 2007, 19:55:56
I was talking to Chopsdad
(nutha 1)  ;D
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 19:58:19
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I was talking to Chopsdad
(nutha 1)  ;D

And another
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Chopsdad on 21 December 2007, 20:00:43
All animals can jump higher than a house - houses can't jump!  ::)



What does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old?
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 20:04:31
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All animals can jump higher than a house - houses can't jump!  ::)



What does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old?

oh god, what does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old................Im a glutten for punishment, still theres nothing else to do.............so go on then, tell us

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Chopsdad on 21 December 2007, 20:08:50
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All animals can jump higher than a house - houses can't jump!  ::)



What does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old?

oh god, what does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old................Im a glutten for punishment, still theres nothing else to do.............so go on then, tell us

 ;D ;D ;D

5 days old .....silly boy  :P
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Chopsdad on 21 December 2007, 20:10:05
Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says......"Oh crumbs"  :-[

Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Golfbuddy on 21 December 2007, 20:11:51
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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says?

Crumbs?
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 20:12:30
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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says?


Your scraping the barrel now with that one ;D Hmmmmm wonder what he said ;D ;D
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: Chopsdad on 21 December 2007, 20:13:30
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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says?

Crumbs?

Correct, I got bored waiting so modified the post.

I'm off to read an exciting story to my baby now - the same one for 6 months now - roll on Christmas  :)
Title: Re: Couple of jokes
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 20:13:39
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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says?

Crumbs?

You fell into that one Martin ;D ;D ;D ;D as the copper said to the road digger ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D