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Title: Random comments
Post by: Chopsdad on 21 December 2007, 20:16:56

What's the most random comment you've heard or said this week?

I'll start you off.....

One of my team dyed her hair blond today.......

Another one said " I thought you fancied Paul and he only likes girls with brown hair"

My reply " That's no problem, now she has both"

Penny took a while to drop for some........................... :-X

Title: Re: Random comments
Post by: STMO123 on 21 December 2007, 20:21:30

I went into a card shop today. There was a queue right around the store with one person serving. I couldn't resist it. " It's like Northern Rock in here" Made a few smile.

Title: Re: Random comments
Post by: Revokev on 21 December 2007, 20:32:05

i was on a plane which had just touched down at manchester airport when everyone started clapping and congratulating the pilot on a good landing,I piped up(a little too loud ,me thinks)
HANG ON WE HAVEN'T STOPPED YET

SILENCE :-[

Title: Re: Random comments
Post by: miggy on 21 December 2007, 20:36:35

There is a no smoking ban at work in certain areas, i had a ciggy in my mouth but it was not lit, the security guy came up to me and said, "no smoking" I said "I aint smoking" he said "you have a fag in your mouth" i said "i am wearing trainers but i aint running"

Title: Re: Random comments
Post by: Andy B on 21 December 2007, 20:59:29

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There is a no smoking ban at work in certain areas, i had a ciggy in my mouth but it was not lit, the security guy came up to me and said, "no smoking" I said "I aint smoking" he said "you have a fag in your mouth" i said "i am wearing trainers but i aint running"

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