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Title: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: Markjay on 03 January 2008, 14:04:29
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505788&in_page_id=1770
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 January 2008, 14:09:03
Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: STMO123 on 03 January 2008, 14:10:58
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Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious

Surely after all these years she knows what you're laughing at on the toilet. :D
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 January 2008, 14:13:13
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Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious

Surely after all these years she knows what you're laughing at on the toilet. :D

Yeah me sitting on the toilet and peeing in the bath ;)
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: Kevin Wood on 03 January 2008, 14:13:59
Hmm. It's a sign of how bad things have got when you can read that and think "Well, actually....".

Kevin
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: STMO123 on 03 January 2008, 14:16:40
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Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious

Surely after all these years she knows what you're laughing at on the toilet. :D

Yeah me sitting on the toilet and peeing in the bath ;)

Yeah yeah  ;D ;D
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: tunnie on 03 January 2008, 14:38:59
he gets my vote!
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: miggy on 03 January 2008, 17:26:24
He gets mine to
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: Andy B on 03 January 2008, 17:28:19
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he gets my vote!

Can  I put my hand up twice? ::)
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: Crazydad on 03 January 2008, 20:03:14
I love his Humor, and i like the way he takes the p*ss ;D ;D
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: Vamps on 03 January 2008, 22:30:47
Gets my vote too, except for diesel cars, I like my mpg figures.
Title: Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
Post by: thewelshman on 03 January 2008, 22:40:36
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Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious

Surely after all these years she knows what you're laughing at on the toilet. :D

Yeah me sitting on the toilet and peeing in the bath ;)

I'm a gentleman and don't pee in the bath, I do it in the sponge and squeeze it into the washbasin  ::)