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Title: Friday night joke.
Post by: amigov6 on 04 January 2008, 22:06:02

Little lad sits down at the table for his tea. Mum says,
   "No tea 'til you've done your chores, go feed the chickens & pigs"
So off he stomps muttering under his breath.
  All done he sits back @ the table & Mum gives him half a plate of chips & some bread & butter. "Where's my egg & bacon?" he asks.
  Mum says " i saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for you. I saw you kick the pigs so no bacon either".
   Dad walks in, smirks at his son, gives Mum a slap on the bum & a loving kiss on the neck.
    "Your luck's out too" she says " i just saw you kick the cat!" 8-)

Title: Re: Friday night joke.
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 04 January 2008, 22:06:40

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Little lad sits down at the table for his tea. Mum says,
   "No tea 'til you've done your chores, go feed the chickens & pigs"
So off he stomps muttering under his breath.
  All done he sits back @ the table & Mum gives him half a plate of chips & some bread & butter. "Where's my egg & bacon?" he asks.
  Mum says " i saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for you. I saw you kick the pigs so no bacon either".
   Dad walks in, smirks at his son, gives Mum a slap on the bum & a loving kiss on the neck.
    "Your luck's out too" she says " i just saw you kick the cat!" 8-)

;D ;D

Title: Re: Friday night joke.
Post by: Del Boy on 04 January 2008, 22:07:14

Lol ;D

Title: Re: Friday night joke.
Post by: sluggi on 04 January 2008, 23:54:53

Wife still not got it ::) :y

Title: Re: Friday night joke.
Post by: maria on 04 January 2008, 23:57:41

I did lol