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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Jay w on 09 January 2008, 18:05:49
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080109/tod-uk-germany-odd-smoking-1a5e080_1.html
Eh????
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wtf !!! wierdo ! only going to employ smokers !!! :o ::)
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I like him ;D ;)
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Sounds good to me :y
Ive just emailed him my CV :y :D
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Totally agree. I don't employ non smokers, vegetarians or left handers. All trouble makers. ::) ::) ::)
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Totally agree. I don't employ non smokers, vegetarians or left handers. All trouble makers. ::) ::) ::)
Yes. And bicycle riders.
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Totally agree. I don't employ non smokers, vegetarians or left handers. All trouble makers. ::) ::) ::)
Yes. And bicycle riders.
Oh yes Steve, I forgot to mention bicycle riders. Although they're nearly all lettuce lovers anyway. Deviants!!! >:( >:(
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Totally agree. I don't employ non smokers, vegetarians or left handers. All trouble makers. ::) ::) ::)
Yes. And bicycle riders.
And Astra Owners ;D ;D
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Morris Dancers??
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Totally agree. I don't employ non smokers, vegetarians or left handers. All trouble makers. ::) ::) ::)
Yes. And bicycle riders.
well this non smoking, left handed bike rider stands little chance of getting a job with you then ;-)
good job im self employed then
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People who live in Germany. Treacherous dogs.
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People who live in Germany. Treacherous dogs.
watch your mouth Grandad :P
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People who live in Germany. Treacherous dogs.
watch your mouth Grandad :P
OK, and I wont mention the war......sh1t
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People who live in Germany. Treacherous dogs.
watch your mouth Grandad :P
OK, and I wont mention the war......sh1t
What war? The war of the Ages? ;)
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People who live in Germany. Treacherous dogs.
watch your mouth Grandad :P
OK, and I wont mention the war......sh1t
What war? The war of the Ages? ;)
Never heard of it. No, I meant the 1st and 2nd world wars.....sh1t...done it again
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What the break have i got to do with the 2nd world war, i think about the same as you :o :o
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What the break have i got to do with the 2nd world war, i think about the same as you :o :o
What the break have I got to do with the war of ages?
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Totally agree. I don't employ non smokers, vegetarians or left handers. All trouble makers. ::) ::) ::)
Yes. And bicycle riders.
well this non smoking, left handed bike rider stands little chance of getting a job with you then ;-)
good job im self employed then
You don't know how lucky you are. ;D ;D ;D
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What the break have i got to do with the 2nd world war, i think about the same as you :o :o
What the break have I got to do with the war of ages?
You donīt answer a question with another question, you should know that 8-)
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What the break have i got to do with the 2nd world war, i think about the same as you :o :o
What the break have I got to do with the war of ages?
You donīt answer a question with another question, you should know that 8-)
Nothing. Just trying to wind you up. It appears to be working ;D
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What the break have i got to do with the 2nd world war, i think about the same as you :o :o
What the break have I got to do with the war of ages?
Errmm, because your aged more than most ;D ;D ;D
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What the break have i got to do with the 2nd world war, i think about the same as you :o :o
What the break have I got to do with the war of ages?
You donīt answer a question with another question, you should know that 8-)
Nothing. Just trying to wind you up. It appears to be working ;D
I am still learning Steve, give it your all ;D ;D
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What the break have i got to do with the 2nd world war, i think about the same as you :o :o
What the break have I got to do with the war of ages?
You donīt answer a question with another question, you should know that 8-)
Nothing. Just trying to wind you up. It appears to be working ;D
You spotted the pedals then ::)
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
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I like him ;D ;)
Me too....sounds like a top bloke.
Hell im so impressed im going to email and ask him to run for prime minister of England.....ok so last time a kraut tried taking over we kicked his ass,but this guy smokes so its cool this time. :) :) :) :y
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He sounds like a cock to me.
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
PMSL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
PMSL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Your right there Daz.
Everybody out.
Get the oil drums burning at the gates.
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
PMSL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Your right there Daz.
Everybody out.
Get the oil drums burning at the gates.
What's the matter John? Carol forgot to buy the HobNobs at ASDA again? ;D ;D ;D
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
PMSL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Your right there Daz.
Everybody out.
Get the oil drums burning at the gates.
What's the matter John? Carol forgot to buy the HobNobs at ASDA again? ;D ;D ;D
Typical, you know its managements responsibility to supply the hobnobs not the catering staff's and until you comply with the agreed proceedures and apologise for that slur to one of our members we will stay in dispute.
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
PMSL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Your right there Daz.
Everybody out.
Get the oil drums burning at the gates.
What's the matter John? Carol forgot to buy the HobNobs at ASDA again? ;D ;D ;D
Typical, you know its managements responsibility to supply the hobnobs not the catering staff's and until you comply with the agreed proceedures and apologise for that slur to one of our members we will stay in dispute.
Whilst I appreciate your members' desire to partake in an Oat and Honey based snack with your morning beverage, I am not authorised to negotiate on the HobNob request. I have, however, been authorised to make a concession on behalf of the senior management and offer you Custard Creams in substitution. Please understand that this is a non negotiable offer and, if rejected, will result in the withdrawal of all baked snack products during the current negotiations.
:)
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Darren at work gets biscuits - normally some odd Dutch cholate things - but a packet of Mc Vities Chocolate Digestives arrived once - I ate 3/4s of them.
Custard Creams are my addiction
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
PMSL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Your right there Daz.
Everybody out.
Get the oil drums burning at the gates.
What's the matter John? Carol forgot to buy the HobNobs at ASDA again? ;D ;D ;D
Typical, you know its managements responsibility to supply the hobnobs not the catering staff's and until you comply with the agreed proceedures and apologise for that slur to one of our members we will stay in dispute.
Whilst I appreciate your members' desire to partake in an Oat and Honey based snack with your morning beverage, I am not authorised to negotiate on the HobNob request. I have, however, been authorised to make a concession on behalf of the senior management and offer you Custard Creams in substitution. Please understand that this is a non negotiable offer and, if rejected, will result in the withdrawal of all baked snack products during the current negotiations.
:)
After consultation with our members we have to inform you that the HobNob clause in the last years pay agreement is NON negotiable and they will defend their rights with industrial action if necessary.
Your threat of withdrawal of all baked snack products is seen as yet another example of management bullying and therefore you lerave us with no option but to take industrial action in support of our rights regarding the morning refreshment agreement.
Daz light up the oil drums and get the pickets flying.
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After consultation with our members we have to inform you that the HobNob clause in the last years pay agreement is NON negotiable and they will defend their rights with industrial action if necessary.
Your threat of withdrawal of all baked snack products is seen as yet another example of management bullying and therefore you lerave us with no option but to take industrial action in support of our rights regarding the morning refreshment agreement.
Daz light up the oil drums and get the pickets flying.
Look, I didn't want to be a manager you know. :'( My parents always dreamed that I'd work in a call centre some day but I just didn't make the grade. With my lack of qualifications and experience, management was the only avenue left open to me. :'(
I keep applying for jobs in the local tourist industry but I just don't stand a chance. Please help. :-[ :-[ :-[ :'( :'(
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
PMSL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Your right there Daz.
Everybody out.
Get the oil drums burning at the gates.
What's the matter John? Carol forgot to buy the HobNobs at ASDA again? ;D ;D ;D
Typical, you know its managements responsibility to supply the hobnobs not the catering staff's and until you comply with the agreed proceedures and apologise for that slur to one of our members we will stay in dispute.
Whilst I appreciate your members' desire to partake in an Oat and Honey based snack with your morning beverage, I am not authorised to negotiate on the HobNob request. I have, however, been authorised to make a concession on behalf of the senior management and offer you Custard Creams in substitution. Please understand that this is a non negotiable offer and, if rejected, will result in the withdrawal of all baked snack products during the current negotiations.
:)
After consultation with our members we have to inform you that the HobNob clause in the last years pay agreement is NON negotiable and they will defend their rights with industrial action if necessary.
Your threat of withdrawal of all baked snack products is seen as yet another example of management bullying and therefore you lerave us with no option but to take industrial action in support of our rights regarding the morning refreshment agreement.
Daz light up the oil drums and get the pickets flying.
Ive asked Holly to decide for HobNobs or Custard creams........shes reckons your all mad......coz they're all delicious and she doesnt care which one she gets :y :y ;D ;D
But then Holly is biased towards CaptZok......shes got a soft spot for him.......carnt think why..... ;D
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
PMSL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x66/golfbuddy_photos/hysterical.gif)(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x66/golfbuddy_photos/hysterical.gif)(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x66/golfbuddy_photos/hysterical.gif)(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x66/golfbuddy_photos/hysterical.gif)(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x66/golfbuddy_photos/hysterical.gif)(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x66/golfbuddy_photos/hysterical.gif)(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x66/golfbuddy_photos/hysterical.gif)
Your right there Daz.
Everybody out.
Get the oil drums burning at the gates.
What's the matter John? Carol forgot to buy the HobNobs at ASDA again? ;D ;D ;D
Typical, you know its managements responsibility to supply the hobnobs not the catering staff's and until you comply with the agreed proceedures and apologise for that slur to one of our members we will stay in dispute.
Whilst I appreciate your members' desire to partake in an Oat and Honey based snack with your morning beverage, I am not authorised to negotiate on the HobNob request. I have, however, been authorised to make a concession on behalf of the senior management and offer you Custard Creams in substitution. Please understand that this is a non negotiable offer and, if rejected, will result in the withdrawal of all baked snack products during the current negotiations.
:)
After consultation with our members we have to inform you that the HobNob clause in the last years pay agreement is NON negotiable and they will defend their rights with industrial action if necessary.
Your threat of withdrawal of all baked snack products is seen as yet another example of management bullying and therefore you lerave us with no option but to take industrial action in support of our rights regarding the morning refreshment agreement.
Daz light up the oil drums and get the pickets flying.
Ive asked Holly to decide for HobNobs or Custard creams........shes reckons your all mad......coz they're all delicious and she doesnt care which one she gets :y :y ;D ;D
But then Holly is biased towards CaptZok......shes got a soft spot for him.......carnt think why..... ;D
Probably cause I signed her up as a union member at Newent Dave, that and the 12% percent increase in her biscuit allowance I negotiated out of Mr Golfbudgie.
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No one at our work smokes, all will drink though
Then they're not working fast enough. ;)
Typical Management attitude >:(
PMSL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Your right there Daz.
Everybody out.
Get the oil drums burning at the gates.
What's the matter John? Carol forgot to buy the HobNobs at ASDA again? ;D ;D ;D
Typical, you know its managements responsibility to supply the hobnobs not the catering staff's and until you comply with the agreed proceedures and apologise for that slur to one of our members we will stay in dispute.
Whilst I appreciate your members' desire to partake in an Oat and Honey based snack with your morning beverage, I am not authorised to negotiate on the HobNob request. I have, however, been authorised to make a concession on behalf of the senior management and offer you Custard Creams in substitution. Please understand that this is a non negotiable offer and, if rejected, will result in the withdrawal of all baked snack products during the current negotiations.
:)
After consultation with our members we have to inform you that the HobNob clause in the last years pay agreement is NON negotiable and they will defend their rights with industrial action if necessary.
Your threat of withdrawal of all baked snack products is seen as yet another example of management bullying and therefore you lerave us with no option but to take industrial action in support of our rights regarding the morning refreshment agreement.
Daz light up the oil drums and get the pickets flying.
Ive asked Holly to decide for HobNobs or Custard creams........shes reckons your all mad......coz they're all delicious and she doesnt care which one she gets :y :y ;D ;D
But then Holly is biased towards CaptZok......shes got a soft spot for him.......carnt think why..... ;D
Probably cause I signed her up as a union member at Newent Dave, that and the 12% percent increase in her biscuit allowance I negotiated out of Mr Golfbudgie.
She didnt tell me that :o i thought it was the cold sausages you were might have been feeding her ::) ;D ;D
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After consultation with our members we have to inform you that the HobNob clause in the last years pay agreement is NON negotiable and they will defend their rights with industrial action if necessary.
Your threat of withdrawal of all baked snack products is seen as yet another example of management bullying and therefore you lerave us with no option but to take industrial action in support of our rights regarding the morning refreshment agreement.
Daz light up the oil drums and get the pickets flying.
Look, I didn't want to be a manager you know. :'( My parents always dreamed that I'd work in a call centre some day but I just didn't make the grade. With my lack of qualifications and experience, management was the only avenue left open to me. :'(
I keep applying for jobs in the local tourist industry but I just don't stand a chance. Please help. :-[ :-[ :-[ :'( :'(
Don't cry old chap, perhaps you aren't cut out for management really.
You seem to be a decent sort with a degree of compassion and thought for others so your never going to make it in management.
Have you thought of a career in a less demanding role, flower arranging for example, or failing that see if the HR department have any vacancies.
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After consultation with our members we have to inform you that the HobNob clause in the last years pay agreement is NON negotiable and they will defend their rights with industrial action if necessary.
Your threat of withdrawal of all baked snack products is seen as yet another example of management bullying and therefore you lerave us with no option but to take industrial action in support of our rights regarding the morning refreshment agreement.
Daz light up the oil drums and get the pickets flying.
Look, I didn't want to be a manager you know. :'( My parents always dreamed that I'd work in a call centre some day but I just didn't make the grade. With my lack of qualifications and experience, management was the only avenue left open to me. :'(
I keep applying for jobs in the local tourist industry but I just don't stand a chance. Please help. :-[ :-[ :-[ :'( :'(
Don't cry old chap, perhaps you aren't cut out for management really.
You seem to be a decent sort with a degree of compassion and thought for others so your never going to make it in management.
Have you thought of a career in a less demanding role, flower arranging for example, or failing that see if the HR department have any vacancies.
;D ;D ;D
Don't be daft, I'm incompetent not totally bloody useless. ;)
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After consultation with our members we have to inform you that the HobNob clause in the last years pay agreement is NON negotiable and they will defend their rights with industrial action if necessary.
Your threat of withdrawal of all baked snack products is seen as yet another example of management bullying and therefore you lerave us with no option but to take industrial action in support of our rights regarding the morning refreshment agreement.
Daz light up the oil drums and get the pickets flying.
Look, I didn't want to be a manager you know. :'( My parents always dreamed that I'd work in a call centre some day but I just didn't make the grade. With my lack of qualifications and experience, management was the only avenue left open to me. :'(
I keep applying for jobs in the local tourist industry but I just don't stand a chance. Please help. :-[ :-[ :-[ :'( :'(
Don't cry old chap, perhaps you aren't cut out for management really.
You seem to be a decent sort with a degree of compassion and thought for others so your never going to make it in management.
Have you thought of a career in a less demanding role, flower arranging for example, or failing that see if the HR department have any vacancies.
;D ;D ;D
Don't be daft, I'm incompetent not totally bloody useless. ;)
You should try a job in Health and Safety.......come round and tell me im not sitting properly in a chair....just in case i get back ache then carnt sue...coz u told me so..... :y ;D
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After consultation with our members we have to inform you that the HobNob clause in the last years pay agreement is NON negotiable and they will defend their rights with industrial action if necessary.
Your threat of withdrawal of all baked snack products is seen as yet another example of management bullying and therefore you lerave us with no option but to take industrial action in support of our rights regarding the morning refreshment agreement.
Daz light up the oil drums and get the pickets flying.
Look, I didn't want to be a manager you know. :'( My parents always dreamed that I'd work in a call centre some day but I just didn't make the grade. With my lack of qualifications and experience, management was the only avenue left open to me. :'(
I keep applying for jobs in the local tourist industry but I just don't stand a chance. Please help. :-[ :-[ :-[ :'( :'(
Don't cry old chap, perhaps you aren't cut out for management really.
You seem to be a decent sort with a degree of compassion and thought for others so your never going to make it in management.
Have you thought of a career in a less demanding role, flower arranging for example, or failing that see if the HR department have any vacancies.
;D ;D ;D
Don't be daft, I'm incompetent not totally bloody useless. ;)
LMAO and I thought it was just our Human Remains Dept the were that bad.