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Title: Tuesday tickle
Post by: hotel21 on 15 January 2008, 11:11:12
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Milton Keynes and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.  Interested he goes to learn more.  "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
 
The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is.....

The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynaecologist.  You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions.  You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

There's an annual salary of £45,000, but you're going to have to go to Glasgow, which is about 300 miles from here."
 
"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"






 
"No sir - that's the end of the queue !"
Title: Re: Tuesday tickle
Post by: maria on 15 January 2008, 11:17:21
Lol, thats a good one ;D
Title: Re: Tuesday tickle
Post by: vauxnut1 on 15 January 2008, 11:30:02
hahaha i will have to remeber that one for the pub !!!!  ;D :y
Title: Re: Tuesday tickle
Post by: Jimbob on 15 January 2008, 11:39:59
Where do I sign up  ;D
Title: Re: Tuesday tickle
Post by: STMO123 on 15 January 2008, 11:48:10
Nice one Broocie  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tuesday tickle
Post by: Golfbuddy on 15 January 2008, 13:27:23
That used to be my job. I gave it up as it's not all it's cracked up to be.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Tuesday tickle
Post by: Jay w on 15 January 2008, 13:35:59
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That used to be my job. I gave it up as it's not all it's cracked up to be.  ::) ::)

shame as i really fancied applying for that one......

what were the benefits like? any good?
Title: Re: Tuesday tickle
Post by: shyboy on 15 January 2008, 13:51:02
I've been in the queue for 2 weeks and I've only got to Carlisle.
Title: Re: Tuesday tickle
Post by: amigov6 on 15 January 2008, 21:45:59
 :P :P :P
Title: Re: Tuesday tickle
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 January 2008, 22:33:24
On my way to Glasgow  ;D