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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: waspy on 16 January 2008, 19:34:40
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A Cowboy rides into a strange town, ties his horse up outside the saloon, walks in & orders a beer. The bartender looks him up & down before handing the cowboy his beer & notices chrome six guns at his sides.
The cowboy drinks & pays for his beer, then turns & leaves.
Within seconds he returns back inside the saloon with a very angry look on his face & shouts "whos nicked my horse"?
No one utters a word.
So he orders another beer & says " i'll give you the time it takes me to drink my second beer to return my horse, because i don't wana do what i did in Texas" .
He drinks his second beer, turns & leaves only to find his horse returned.
He sits astride his horse ready to leave.
Before he can spur his horse on & ride of into the sunset, the bartender runs out & says "if you don't mind me asking stranger, but what happened in Texas"?
"I had to f$%&^g walk home"
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;D ;D ;D I like it
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;D ;D ;D
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So do I. Clean as well!! or could be.
:y
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[smiley=lolk.gif] good one :y
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PMSL ;D
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:D ;D :D :y
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Excellent [smiley=grin.gif] ;D
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lmao [smiley=grin.gif]