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Title: Very Bad joke.
Post by: ffcgary1 on 19 January 2008, 21:41:05
 A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, He then notices a very attractive lady sitting alone at a table
He summons a waiter and asks him to deliver a bottle of red wine to her table.
She says to the waiter to give the man a note,which reads
If you have not got a ferrari, a million pounds in the bank and 7inches in your pocket i will not drink your wine!

To which the man responds via the waiter, I have not got a ferrari, but have a porche and an aston martin, 20 million in the bank, and if you think that i am cutting 3 inches off  then you are very mistaken. Do i have to get my coat???? ;D
Title: Re: Very Bad joke.
Post by: Vamps on 19 January 2008, 21:46:08
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, He then notices a very attractive lady sitting alone at a table
He summons a waiter and asks him to deliver a bottle of red wine to her table.
She says to the waiter to give the man a note,which reads
If you have not got a ferrari, a million pounds in the bank and 7inches in your pocket i will not drink your wine!

To which the man responds via the waiter, I have not got a ferrari, but have a porche and an aston martin, 20 million in the bank, and if you think that i am cutting 3 inches off  then you are very mistaken. Do i have to get my coat???? ;D

Might be an Idea.
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Very Bad joke.
Post by: Golfbuddy on 19 January 2008, 22:06:19
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, He then notices a very attractive lady sitting alone at a table
He summons a waiter and asks him to deliver a bottle of red wine to her table.
She says to the waiter to give the man a note,which reads
If you have not got a ferrari, a million pounds in the bank and 7inches in your pocket i will not drink your wine!

To which the man responds via the waiter, I have not got a ferrari, but have a porche and an aston martin, 20 million in the bank, and if you think that i am cutting 3 inches off  then you are very mistaken. Do i have to get my coat???? ;D

Might be an Idea.
 ;D ;D ;D


Don't worry mate. I've got it for you.  ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Very Bad joke.
Post by: miggy on 19 January 2008, 22:07:38
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, He then notices a very attractive lady sitting alone at a table
He summons a waiter and asks him to deliver a bottle of red wine to her table.
She says to the waiter to give the man a note,which reads
If you have not got a ferrari, a million pounds in the bank and 7inches in your pocket i will not drink your wine!

To which the man responds via the waiter, I have not got a ferrari, but have a porche and an aston martin, 20 million in the bank, and if you think that i am cutting 3 inches off  then you are very mistaken. Do i have to get my coat???? ;D

Might be an Idea.
 ;D ;D ;D


Don't worry mate. I've got it for you.  ;D ;D ;D

(http://www.funkandjunk.com/images/pictures/03776.gif)

Nice flash-a-mack you have there Martin ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Very Bad joke.
Post by: ffcgary1 on 19 January 2008, 22:08:06
UUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM  NICE. ::)