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Title: Guts or balls?
Post by: bob.dent on 06 October 2006, 15:06:01
Couldn't resist this - a little gem to brighten up a Friday afternoon.....

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guts or balls?
Post by: Markie on 06 October 2006, 15:35:33
 ;D

well i do know if i went for the balls approach i would be lacking them very soon afterwards - or wearing them
Title: Re: Guts or balls?
Post by: bob.dent on 06 October 2006, 15:48:31
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;D

well i do know if i went for the balls approach i would be lacking them very soon afterwards - or wearing them

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D

Not so sure you'd be any better off if you went for the guts approach ::) ;D
Title: Re: Guts or balls?
Post by: Markie on 06 October 2006, 16:04:08
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;D

well i do know if i went for the balls approach i would be lacking them very soon afterwards - or wearing them

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D

Not so sure you'd be any better off if you went for the guts approach ::) ;D


lol true very true so different meanings - same outcome for men  ;)
Title: Re: Guts or balls?
Post by: STMO123 on 06 October 2006, 16:29:56
Our lady members dont seem to get involved in the chat section very often :D
Title: Re: Guts or balls?
Post by: bob.dent on 06 October 2006, 16:59:37
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Our lady members dont seem to get involved in the chat section very often :D

To be honest, I have't seen them online in any section for ages :-?
Title: Re: Guts or balls?
Post by: Tony H on 07 October 2006, 18:36:37
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Our lady members dont seem to get involved in the chat section very often :D

To be honest, I have't seen them online in any section for ages :-?
There all lying in wait lulling us into a false sense of security