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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: MikeDundee on 22 January 2008, 20:56:47
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
I would have said why would I pay for something I can do for myself :D
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
Did she offer to take her teeth out?
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
I would have said why would I pay for something I can do for myself :D
I'll just nip back down there and see if she's still there ;D ;D
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Methinks you would have been in serious bother if you had accepted her offers ..... :(
Just what are these idiots palying at ?? Should be locked away.
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
Yeh...it would have cost you a ciggy and your small change. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
saved your bacon there mate by walking away. :y :y
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
I would have said why would I pay for something I can do for myself :D
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A b**w j*b? Are you sure?
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
Yeh...it would have cost you a ciggy and your small change. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
saved your bacon there mate by walking away. :y :y
Or sausage ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
No.. but......
Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm? :o :o
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
No.. but......
Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm? :o :o
NFL !
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
Did she offer to take her teeth out?
She was taller than me, wearing camo type hippy gear, bandana, white, and her teath looked fine :y
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
I would have said why would I pay for something I can do for myself :D
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A b**w j*b? Are you sure?
You have'nt met Pete then, he always carries string with him ::), now i know why ;D ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
And you need wellies......so i am told. ;D ;D ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
And you need wellies......so i am told. ;D ;D ;D
As that for extra or added protection then ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
No.. but......
Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm? :o :o
I used to work on the docks several years ago...and before ant of you say..............yes it was a proper job.nothing to do with ladies or lads of the night..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
And you need wellies......so i am told. ;D ;D ;D
As that for extra or added protection then ;D
No they use waders for that... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
No.. but......
Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm? :o :o
I used to work on the docks several years ago...and before ant of you say..............yes it was a proper job.nothing to do with ladies or lads of the night..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
So you were'nt selling condoms then ::)
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
And you need wellies......so i am told. ;D ;D ;D
As that for extra or added protection then ;D
No they use waders for that... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Big tunnels then ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
And you need wellies......so i am told. ;D ;D ;D
As that for extra or added protection then ;D
No they use waders for that... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Big tunnels then ;D
Mersey comes to mind... ;D ;D ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
No.. but......
Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm? :o :o
I used to work on the docks several years ago...and before ant of you say..............yes it was a proper job.nothing to do with ladies or lads of the night..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hey! Come on! I used to go to various docks in Liverpool years ago and that was a very rare pastime. :-?
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
No.. but......
Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm? :o :o
I used to work on the docks several years ago...and before ant of you say..............yes it was a proper job.nothing to do with ladies or lads of the night..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hey! Come on! I used to go to various docks in Liverpool years ago and that was a very rare pastime. :-?
You may well know Miggy then, and you don't even realise it ::)....did you buy any condoms whilst at the docks ;D ;D
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i didnt notice my son looking over my shoulder while i was reading this
what are they talking about dad
weeellll son erm go and ask your mum [smiley=embarassed.gif] [smiley=embarassed.gif]
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i didnt notice my son looking over my shoulder while i was reading this
what are they talking about dad
weeellll son erm go and ask your mum [smiley=embarassed.gif] [smiley=embarassed.gif]
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D serves you right ;D ;D
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i didnt notice my son looking over my shoulder while i was reading this
what are they talking about dad
weeellll son erm go and ask your mum [smiley=embarassed.gif] [smiley=embarassed.gif]
You need a shoulder shield ;D ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
No.. but......
Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm? :o :o
I used to work on the docks several years ago...and before ant of you say..............yes it was a proper job.nothing to do with ladies or lads of the night..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
So you were'nt selling condoms then ::)
Be careful - they can hurt your ears!!
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lol ive not been hear 10mins and iam already in trouble
he only asked swmbo what boots have to do with sheep
i foresee a lot of pain coming my way
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lol ive not been hear 10mins and iam already in trouble
he only asked swmbo what boots have to do with sheep
i foresee a lot of pain coming my way
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here ::)
Anything to do with sheep?
No.. but......
Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm? :o :o
I used to work on the docks several years ago...and before ant of you say..............yes it was a proper job.nothing to do with ladies or lads of the night..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hey! Come on! I used to go to various docks in Liverpool years ago and that was a very rare pastime. :-?
Hahaha took a pallet of cloth into Seaforth con base once in a Bedford Midi van.
It took 8 dockers and 2 fork lift trucks to get it off.
I could have lifted the bloody thing out if one of em would have given me a hand.
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Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine ::)
Costs £5.00 in the town where I work, so they tell me. :) :) :)
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I can't see what the fuss is about. It is clear to me that the poor lass was an off-duty tyre mechanic who probably had fewer than normal tips today.
She was merely offering to check you were properly inflated all round and to ensure the tightness of your nuts.
You lot always think the worst of people....
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..... sure both where a team.....
Perhaps she did the bl*w j*bs while he did the h*8d j*b! ::)
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I can't see what the fuss is about. It is clear to me that the poor lass was an off-duty tyre mechanic who probably had fewer than normal tips today.
She was merely offering to check you were properly inflated all round and to ensure the tightness of your nuts.
You lot always think the worst of people....
;)
Point noted, but as I walked to and back from the garage I did'nt have the car with me ::)
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I can't see what the fuss is about. It is clear to me that the poor lass was an off-duty tyre mechanic who probably had fewer than normal tips today.
She was merely offering to check you were properly inflated all round and to ensure the tightness of your nuts.
You lot always think the worst of people....
;)
Point noted, but as I walked to and back from the garage I did'nt have the car with me ::)
no mention of wheelnuts mate ;)