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Title: Bedtime joke.
Post by: amigov6 on 23 January 2008, 22:34:18

A bloke's in the pub sinking a few with his mate Dave. Dave's always been a bit of a lad with the ladies & is known for it. the bloke asks "What's your secret Dave?" Dave replies " easy really, i just get my c*ck out & bang it on the chest of drawers 'til it goes numb then i can go all night" "Cheers Dave" his mate says, " the Mrs is'nt expecting me home so i'll go & surprise her" Before Dave can reply he's gone. He sneaks upstairs, his Mrs is in the bathroom preparing to retire, he strips off in the bedroom & starts banging his old lad against the chest of drawers for all he's worth.All's ok 'til he hears his wife shouts from the bathroom..."Is that you Dave?!!!" 8-)

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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 23 January 2008, 22:40:16

 ;D ;D

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Post by: Elite Pete on 23 January 2008, 22:43:55

Very good ;D

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Post by: Vamps on 23 January 2008, 23:02:55

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Revokev on 23 January 2008, 23:35:49

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: vauxnut1 on 24 January 2008, 07:43:46

good one !!!!!!!! ;D

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Post by: Jimbob on 24 January 2008, 09:26:30

 ;D

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Post by: waspy on 24 January 2008, 21:31:27

One of the best  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: The Elite on 24 January 2008, 21:33:18

LOL! Very funny...

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Post by: miggy on 24 January 2008, 21:33:20

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y LMAO, and so did Mrs Miggy

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Post by: Jay w on 24 January 2008, 21:46:31

 :y  very good