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Title: Should children witness child birth?
Post by: Pitchfork on 01 February 2008, 13:56:12

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a  3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked, mother pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded




















"He shouldn't have crawled in there in  the first place......... smack him again".

Title: Re: Should children witness child birth?
Post by: Paul M on 01 February 2008, 15:04:39

LOL... one word: yuck!

Thankfully it was a text based joke, and not a graphical one :o

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Post by: Andy B on 01 February 2008, 16:01:43

Obviously from America 'cos we have power cuts and use torches!  :y

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Post by: waspy on 01 February 2008, 17:00:32

He He, i like it  ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: zirk on 01 February 2008, 17:04:20

 ;D

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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 01 February 2008, 17:20:42

Excellent joke ;D

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Post by: Big Fra on 01 February 2008, 18:22:11

Oh!






Dear!

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Post by: vauxnut1 on 01 February 2008, 19:03:20

[smiley=lolk.gif] [smiley=lolk.gif]good one!

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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 February 2008, 19:08:53

 ;D ;D

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Post by: Vamps on 01 February 2008, 22:03:13

 ;D ;D

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Post by: Jay w on 01 February 2008, 22:27:53

out of the mouth of babes...... :y

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Post by: Chopsdad on 01 February 2008, 23:18:37

Quote

out of the mouth of babes...... :y

They don't come out of mouths.......... :-X

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Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 01 February 2008, 23:23:22

Brilliant   ;D ;D ;D :y