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Title: Joke of the day
Post by: bob.dent on 11 October 2006, 10:49:05
Got this sent to my e-mail this morning. PMSL and thought I'd share it with you guys.

An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands.

He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid.

As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course
of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she
wants to come back to his place.

Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her
$200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world, and is short
of funds, she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after
showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for
$200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders
Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she
pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of
him. So she goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in Australia. - "Melbourne", he tells her.

"So am I. What suburb?" she enquires.

"Glen Iris" he replies.

"That's amazing.........."she says excitedly, "..........so am I - what
Street?"

"Cameo Street" he replies.

"This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering. "What
Number?"

"Number 20", he replies.

She is totally astonished. "You are NOT going to believe this........", she
screams, "but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you."

HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: nixoro on 11 October 2006, 10:53:12
Quality  ;D :y
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Auto Addict on 11 October 2006, 10:55:15
My kind of joke ;D
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: RossPhim on 11 October 2006, 10:55:36
As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Gwilym on 11 October 2006, 16:03:02
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As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y

Got the joke as soon as I read it!

30 minutes later still wondering what PMSL stood for. Then I got that and laughed even more.
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: bob.dent on 11 October 2006, 16:06:44
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As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y

Got the joke as soon as I read it!

30 minutes later still wondering what PMSL stood for. Then I got that and laughed even more.

PMSL again!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Gwilym on 11 October 2006, 16:08:38
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As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y

Got the joke as soon as I read it!

30 minutes later still wondering what PMSL stood for. Then I got that and laughed even more.

PMSL again!!  ;D ;D ;D

I thought you might
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Bo Bo on 11 October 2006, 16:12:25
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As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y

Got the joke as soon as I read it!

30 minutes later still wondering what PMSL stood for. Then I got that and laughed even more.
Ain't just you, I had to do a search to see what it meant! :-[
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Gwilym on 11 October 2006, 16:35:51
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As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y

Got the joke as soon as I read it!

30 minutes later still wondering what PMSL stood for. Then I got that and laughed even more.
Ain't just you, I had to do a search to see what it meant! :-[

Do you want to secretly pm me to see if we are both right!
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Bo Bo on 11 October 2006, 16:41:11
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As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y

Got the joke as soon as I read it!

30 minutes later still wondering what PMSL stood for. Then I got that and laughed even more.
Ain't just you, I had to do a search to see what it meant! :-[

Do you want to secretly pm me to see if we are both right!
Done  ;)
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Del Boy on 11 October 2006, 16:43:34
Like it  ;D
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Timbuk on 11 October 2006, 16:58:12
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As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y

Got the joke as soon as I read it!

30 minutes later still wondering what PMSL stood for. Then I got that and laughed even more.
Ain't just you, I had to do a search to see what it meant! :-[

Nice one Bob ;D and while we're on tne subject of being stupid can someone tell me what IIRC means cause i cant work the sodding thing out and nor can my 16 Yr old daughter and thats saying something. Just an answer will be fine ;) Yeah i know, no chance :-[
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: CaptainZok on 11 October 2006, 17:02:17
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As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y

Got the joke as soon as I read it!

30 minutes later still wondering what PMSL stood for. Then I got that and laughed even more.
Ain't just you, I had to do a search to see what it meant! :-[

Nice one Bob ;D and while we're on tne subject of being stupid can someone tell me what IIRC means cause i cant work the sodding thing out and nor can my 16 Yr old daughter and thats saying something. Just an answer will be fine ;) Yeah i know, no chance :-[

If I remember correctly it means something like If I Remember Correctly
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Gwilym on 11 October 2006, 17:05:18
International Italian Rally Championship?
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: CaptainZok on 11 October 2006, 17:07:48
One for TD, Is It Really your Cam sensor?
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Timbuk on 11 October 2006, 17:13:25
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As you said Bob ....... PMSL.
Thats fairly improved a crap start to the day!   :y :y

Got the joke as soon as I read it!

30 minutes later still wondering what PMSL stood for. Then I got that and laughed even more.
Ain't just you, I had to do a search to see what it meant! :-[

Nice one Bob ;D and while we're on tne subject of being stupid can someone tell me what IIRC means cause i cant work the sodding thing out and nor can my 16 Yr old daughter and thats saying something. Just an answer will be fine ;) Yeah i know, no chance :-[

If I remember correctly it means something like If I Remember Correctly

Thankyou very much captain, i knew it really, I just couldn't remember ::)
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Andy B on 11 October 2006, 17:46:17
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One for TD, Is It Really your Cam sensor?
PMSL / ROTFLMAO / LOL
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Timbuk on 11 October 2006, 17:49:59
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/ ROTFLMAO /

 :-/
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Andy B on 11 October 2006, 18:06:42
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/ ROTFLMAO /

 :-/

http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms/?lookup=A
This might help   ;)
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Timbuk on 11 October 2006, 18:09:00
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/ ROTFLMAO /

 :-/

http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms/?lookup=A
This might help   ;)

Indeed it does ;)
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 11 October 2006, 18:29:32
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One for TD, Is It Really your Cam sensor?

Taking of cam sensors.....i might have some news there.....phoned vx dealer this afternoon to see if it was fixed....young lady on service desk said '2 tics' then put me on annoying electronic beep type sorta music.....came back after a few mins and said mechanic is out road testing it.....i asked what was wrong.....she said 'i think it was a sensor'......when pushed further....she said id have to wait for mechanic to come back.....i asked if his shopping list was a long one.....when she didnt understand....i said i assume hes gone shopping to Sainsburys in it......Dont think she saw the funny side  ::)

So just maybe......they have changed the cam sensor......wont know till morning cause i didnt have time to get it tonight....maybe maybe......fingers crossed  :)
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Auto Addict on 11 October 2006, 18:37:12
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One for TD, Is It Really your Cam sensor?

Taking of cam sensors.....i might have some news there.....phoned vx dealer this afternoon to see if it was fixed....young lady on service desk said '2 tics' then put me on annoying electronic beep type sorta music.....came back after a few mins and said mechanic is out road testing it.....i asked what was wrong.....she said 'i think it was a sensor'......when pushed further....she said id have to wait for mechanic to come back.....i asked if his shopping list was a long one.....when she didnt understand....i said i assume hes gone shopping to Sainsburys in it......Dont think she saw the funny side  ::)

So just maybe......they have changed the cam sensor......wont know till morning cause i didnt have time to get it tonight....maybe maybe......fingers crossed  :)

 :o :o  :y