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Title: Martians and Venusians
Post by: Debs. on 08 February 2008, 17:58:33
Why men don't write advice columns

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

I am so upset and worried; can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.


 ;D
Title: Re: Martians and Venusians
Post by: omegaman2 on 08 February 2008, 17:59:58
start walking misses ;)
Title: Re: Martians and Venusians
Post by: bob.dent on 08 February 2008, 18:37:44
I thought it was an excellent piece of advice. Men should write more advice columns ::) ;D
Title: Re: Martians and Venusians
Post by: waspy on 08 February 2008, 18:38:16
 :D :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Martians and Venusians
Post by: Jimbob on 08 February 2008, 18:46:46
With your taste in jokes.....Are you sure you're a woman?


LMAO  ;D
Title: Re: Martians and Venusians
Post by: vauxnut1 on 08 February 2008, 18:50:07
 [smiley=lolk.gif] ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: Martians and Venusians
Post by: Debs. on 08 February 2008, 18:51:49
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With your taste in jokes.....Are you sure you're a woman?
Just checked; and yes! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Martians and Venusians
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 February 2008, 18:52:28
I personaly would have advised reading the fault codes and expecting a code 19 would have advised on crank sensor replacement.  :D
Title: Re: Martians and Venusians
Post by: waspy on 08 February 2008, 18:54:29
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With your taste in jokes.....Are you sure you're a woman?
Just checked; and yes! ;D ;D ;D

 :o :o ;D ;D