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Title: five men ..........
Post by: vauxnut1 on 07 February 2008, 19:44:17

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
persons."

"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four.

You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over - I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

Title: Re: five men ..........
Post by: Vamps on 07 February 2008, 22:47:42

Well I liked it. ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: maria on 07 February 2008, 23:05:02

Brill  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: amigov6 on 07 February 2008, 23:11:58

 ;D ;D ;D ;D I'll remember that when i get my mk THREE Cortina! :y

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Post by: albitz on 08 February 2008, 01:56:32

oi! im irish >:(  ......but it was funny though  ;D

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Post by: omegaman2 on 08 February 2008, 08:10:43

yes ;D

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Post by: waspy on 08 February 2008, 18:41:35

Thats quality  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: five men ..........
Post by: Grumpy on 08 February 2008, 18:46:47

I hope that 'Paddy the Officer' never gets the job of hiring
the coach for the works do.......................

He'll probably hire a Fiat Cinquecento.   :D

Title: Re: five men ..........
Post by: raximax on 08 February 2008, 22:15:41

oh dear   but funny

Title: Re: five men ..........
Post by: Markjay on 08 February 2008, 22:17:54

Good one  ;D