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Title: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: Vamps on 13 February 2008, 21:39:50
Sooooooooo True. IMHO  ;D ;D ;D

Men are just happier!
OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 13 February 2008, 21:43:40
 ;D

 :y
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: albitz on 13 February 2008, 21:49:23
brilliant ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: ians on 13 February 2008, 21:59:08
some gems there :y
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: vauxnut1 on 13 February 2008, 22:01:48
 ;D that is spot on !!!! lol  :D :y
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: theolodian on 13 February 2008, 22:07:10
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 13 February 2008, 22:14:04
very good especially the argument one
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: Ken T on 13 February 2008, 22:14:33
Oh yes, Oh yes  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: Elite Pete on 13 February 2008, 22:15:08
Hit the nail on the head :y
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: Entwood on 13 February 2008, 22:23:56
Epic stuff  .. :)
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: amigov6 on 14 February 2008, 00:08:16
 ;DNot far of there!!! :y
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: thewelshman on 14 February 2008, 01:19:35
That's me to a T  ;) ;)
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: STMO123 on 14 February 2008, 07:59:17
Very funny, but embarassingly true.
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: Jay w on 14 February 2008, 08:42:30
aha, so thats what the little people are doing living in my house  :-/

very good  ;D
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: Paulus on 14 February 2008, 12:29:10
Offspring.....oh so true...it's uncanny.
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: maria on 14 February 2008, 12:33:32
All ture that is but funny :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: philayl on 14 February 2008, 16:04:00
After forty years of marriage I thought the one about men forgetting their mistakes as there is no point in two remembering, is spot on, I am still paying for 1969! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: Omega Pixie on 14 February 2008, 16:09:25
Mmmm!! :-?
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: Crazydad on 14 February 2008, 16:12:11
Great, i would like a Boss like her ;D ;D
Title: Re: My boss sent me this and she is a she.
Post by: kris9128 on 14 February 2008, 17:27:11
scarily spot on  :y :y :y