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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Vamps on 13 February 2008, 21:39:50
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Sooooooooo True. IMHO ;D ;D ;D
Men are just happier!
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When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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brilliant ;D ;D ;D
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some gems there :y
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;D that is spot on !!!! lol :D :y
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;D ;D ;D
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very good especially the argument one
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Oh yes, Oh yes ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hit the nail on the head :y
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Epic stuff .. :)
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;DNot far of there!!! :y
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That's me to a T ;) ;)
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Very funny, but embarassingly true.
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aha, so thats what the little people are doing living in my house :-/
very good ;D
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Offspring.....oh so true...it's uncanny.
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All ture that is but funny :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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After forty years of marriage I thought the one about men forgetting their mistakes as there is no point in two remembering, is spot on, I am still paying for 1969! ;D ;D ;D
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Mmmm!! :-?
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Great, i would like a Boss like her ;D ;D
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scarily spot on :y :y :y