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Title: What is a
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 14 February 2008, 16:53:20
 Chav?
Does anyone know? Our eldest daughter is going to High School and has started to say words I don't know what she is on about ::)

What about Emo?  :-?

I said that I had heard of Emu but she just looked at me gone out ;D
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 14 February 2008, 16:54:29
Chav = Cheltenham Average ;)

It's in the later dictionaries!
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Ironingboard on 14 February 2008, 17:07:03
Well if my understanding is correct there is a similar word in Glasgow and surrounding areas.

It's called a Ned. You use the word Ned often in Glasgow banter. It stands for -

None
Educated
Delinquent

Take a look at Ned at
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ned
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: zippo on 14 February 2008, 17:10:09
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Chav?
Does anyone know? Our eldest daughter is going to High School and has started to say words I don't know what she is on about ::)

What about Emo?  :-?I said that I had heard of Emu but she just looked at me gone out ;D

emotional rocker   similar to a goth (just asked my son :-[)













Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Markie on 14 February 2008, 17:12:42
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Well if my understanding is correct there is a similar word in Glasgow and surrounding areas.

It's called a Ned. You use the word Ned often in Glasgow banter. It stands for -

None
Educated
Delinquent

Take a look at Ned at
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ned


Your understanding is correct ..

or as Neds would say

Your pure bang on there ma man
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Crazydad on 14 February 2008, 17:18:35
When does the new Language lessons Start then, i could do with learning a few new lines ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: zippo on 14 February 2008, 17:25:13
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When does the new Language lessons Start then, i could do with learning a few new lines ;D ;D ;D ;D

you need no help in that department at all mate  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Crazydad on 14 February 2008, 17:27:03
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When does the new Language lessons Start then, i could do with learning a few new lines ;D ;D ;D ;D

you need no help in that department at all mate  ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

One tries ones best ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: zippo on 14 February 2008, 17:29:40
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When does the new Language lessons Start then, i could do with learning a few new lines ;D ;D ;D ;D

you need no help in that department at all mate  ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

One tries ones best ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
nearly every time time you post i almost fall off me chair lmao ;D ;D
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Crazydad on 14 February 2008, 17:32:11
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Chav?
Does anyone know? Our eldest daughter is going to High School and has started to say words I don't know what she is on about ::)

What about Emo?  :-?

I said that I had heard of Emu but she just looked at me gone out ;D
your rather useless, i suppose you have to ask your wife what she means when she moans for joy,
Just a tip, it has nothing to do with Zippo´s alphabet ;D ;D ;D

Get back on your bike and think about it, you fat sod ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Crazydad on 14 February 2008, 17:32:55
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When does the new Language lessons Start then, i could do with learning a few new lines ;D ;D ;D ;D

you need no help in that department at all mate  ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

One tries ones best ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
nearly every time time you post i almost fall off me chair lmao ;D ;D
;) ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Ian_D on 14 February 2008, 17:35:52
Most chavs are complete prats...


...I HATE chavs >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: zippo on 14 February 2008, 17:35:59
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Chav?
Does anyone know? Our eldest daughter is going to High School and has started to say words I don't know what she is on about ::)

What about Emo?  :-?

I said that I had heard of Emu but she just looked at me gone out ;D
your rather useless, i suppose you have to ask your wife what she means when she moans for joy,
Just a tip, it has nothing to do with Zippo´s alphabet ;D ;D ;D

Get back on your bike and think about it, you fat sod ;D ;D ;D
you see what i mean,just been lmao and the daughter asks if I'm
laughing at the smiley face on the screen  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Crazydad on 14 February 2008, 17:43:01
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Chav?
Does anyone know? Our eldest daughter is going to High School and has started to say words I don't know what she is on about ::)

What about Emo?  :-?

I said that I had heard of Emu but she just looked at me gone out ;D
your rather useless, i suppose you have to ask your wife what she means when she moans for joy,
Just a tip, it has nothing to do with Zippo´s alphabet ;D ;D ;D

Get back on your bike and think about it, you fat sod ;D ;D ;D
you see what i mean,just been lmao and the daughter asks if I'm
laughing at the smiley face on the screen  ;D ;D
Show her this then ;)


(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb52/crazydad_01/images-1.jpg)
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Crazydad on 14 February 2008, 17:44:45
Or this:



(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb52/crazydad_01/Zoo100208044.jpg)
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: jules on 14 February 2008, 17:47:43
See below for the Glasgow variant of a Chav :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

Contains naughty words !!!!
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Crazydad on 14 February 2008, 17:52:40
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See below for the Glasgow variant of a Chav :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

Contains naughty words !!!!
FFS what language was he singing, i only understood about 4 words, god am i getting old or whats going on ::) ::)
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: ians on 14 February 2008, 17:57:04
hell of a joint though!
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: jules on 14 February 2008, 17:58:43
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See below for the Glasgow variant of a Chav :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

Contains naughty words !!!!
FFS what language was he singing, i only understood about 4 words, god am i getting old or whats going on ::) ::)


You're not getting old, it's called parlez ama Gleaswegiean

And I can understand him perfectly.

You looking at my burd ??

Why not ??

 8-)
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Markie on 14 February 2008, 18:00:04
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See below for the Glasgow variant of a Chav :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

Contains naughty words !!!!
FFS what language was he singing, i only understood about 4 words, god am i getting old or whats going on ::) ::)


Dont worry - the intelligent half of Glasgow only know about 3 words...

Funny stuff - but sadly this is a sight often seen in Glasgow, and a dialect often heard  :(
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: MikeDundee on 14 February 2008, 18:07:37
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Chav?
Does anyone know? Our eldest daughter is going to High School and has started to say words I don't know what she is on about ::)

What about Emo?  :-?

I said that I had heard of Emu but she just looked at me gone out ;D

Chavs = refer to your avatar ;D ;D

Emo= Educated Muslim Ordinaire :y


Title: Re: What is a
Post by: zippo on 14 February 2008, 18:09:54
i dint think i even got 4 words from that
does he hope to make money from that or is he just expressing his artistic inner self
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Jay w on 14 February 2008, 18:13:28
round our way they mean:

CHAV; Council Housed And Violent

Emo = emotionally unstable, this is a title given to people who self harm.....
joke

I wish my lawn was emo, that way it would cut itself   ;D
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: TheBoy on 14 February 2008, 20:28:14
Chav aptly describes that retard in a Focus that Marks_DTM and I followed last night
Title: Re: What is a
Post by: Vamps on 14 February 2008, 22:05:19
Chav = Scroat, or the wasters that hang around the streets worrying others, often drunk or drugged.
I think originaly Chav's were quite posh but it's been downhill since.
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