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Title: A dark night
Post by: waspy on 02 March 2008, 21:46:37

John pulled up the car near to a dark lane & said to his mate Paul "see that lane, that's where i first made love to the most beautiful female i've ever seen & see that tree that's where it all happened"
"That sounds awsome" said Paul
"Yeh, but that's not the half of it!!!" said John
"What do you mean?" asked Paul
"Well her mother caught us both right in the middle of the act" said John
"No way" "what did she say?" said Paul
Baaaaaa  

Title: Re: A dark night
Post by: Vamps on 02 March 2008, 21:49:19

I refuse to mention Wales as I may ned a favour soon.
 :y :y :y

Title: Re: A dark night
Post by: Debs. on 02 March 2008, 21:53:05

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John pulled up the car near to a dark lane & said to his mate Paul "see that lane, that's where i first made love to the most beautiful female i've ever seen & see that tree that's where it all happened"
"That sounds awsome" said Paul
"Yeh, but that's not the half of it!!!" said John
"What do you mean?" asked Paul
"Well her mother caught us both right in the middle of the act" said John
"No way" "what did she say?" said Paul
Baaaaaa  

 :o Oi! Watch it ewe! ;D

Title: Re: A dark night
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 02 March 2008, 21:58:51

i asked a farmer once if i could do a ewe turn...,he told me i`d make its eyes water if i brought my wellies.... :o :D

Title: Re: A dark night
Post by: waspy on 02 March 2008, 22:01:44

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i asked a farmer once if i could do a ewe turn...,he told me i`d make its eyes water if i brought my wellies.... :o :D

 ;D ;D