Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: hotel21 on 07 March 2008, 20:53:08
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A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, but I was starting The Winalot Diet again.... Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. I had lost almost 4 stone before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, tasted OK, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Silly mare............. Why else would I buy dog food??
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richie
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You're a daft beggar Broocie!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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