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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: SIR Philbutt on 26 September 2011, 20:38:38
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Our Lifetime in Numbers ......
Life expectancy – 78.5 years or 2,475,576,000 seconds
Words Spoken in Lifetime - 123,205,750
Friendships – 1,700
Baths – 7,163
Dreams – 104,390
Beef and Veal consumed – 4.5 cows per person
Chickens consumed – 1,201 per person
Potatoes consumed – 5130 pounds
Chocolate – 10,354 bars
Baked Beans – 845 cans
Farts – 35,815 liters of wind
Soap – 656 bars
Toothpaste – 276 tubes
Deodorant – 272 cans
Shampoo – 198 bottles
Beer – 10,351 pints
Wine – 1,694 bottles
Vomit produced – 149 liters
Sex – 4,239 times
Holidays - 59 trips
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My Lifetime in Numbers: ... what are your's ? :o
Life expectancy – 107.5 years or 3,392,442,000seconds
Words Spoken in Lifetime - 205,750 if I can get a word in
FB Friendships – 248 if I'm lucky
Baths – 0 - I only shower
Dreams – 7,104,390 - I'm always dreaming
Beef and Veal consumed – 23.5 cows
Chickens consumed – 2,201
Potatoes consumed – 5130 kilos
Chocolate – 20,354 white bars
Baked Beans – 84 cans
Farts – 235,815 liters of wind
Soap – 6 bars maybe less
Toothpaste – 0 tubes - never
Deodorant – 0 cans - I smell
Shampoo – 19 bottles
Beer – 100,351 pints - maybe more
Wine – 11,694 bottles maybe more
Vomit produced – 1 litre
Sex – 94,239 times maybe more
Holidays - 2,159 trips - maybe more
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youre stats are well wrong mate.
4.5 cows????? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex????? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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youre stats are well wrong mate.
4.5 cows????? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex????? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
your not supposed to count the times your on your own :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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youre stats are well wrong mate.
4.5 cows????? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex????? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
your not supposed to count the times your on your own :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;)
oh ok, then its 1!!! ;D ;D ;D
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youre stats are well wrong mate.
4.5 cows????? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex????? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
your not supposed to count the times your on your own :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;)
;D ;D
Where did you find these stats then?
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I've only had sex once in the last 2yrs. no way will i reach that figure :(
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There's a few on here who should have a lube tube total ::) ;D ;D
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youre stats are well wrong mate.
4.5 cows????? yes, a week maybe. and how many times for sex????? my total is 5 at the mo and im already 28!!!!! anymore and id be shattered!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
your not supposed to count the times your on your own :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Sent to me on FB. Will try and find out and update :y
;D ;D
Where did you find these stats then?
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There's a few on here who should have a lube tube total ::) ;D ;D
Is that something to do with oil threads? :-\
;)
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Life expectancy – 78.5 years or 2,475,576,000 seconds--Yeh I am 46, will be lucky to reach 50.
Words Spoken in Lifetime - 123,205,750--Probably half that amount
Friendships – 1,700--possibly
Baths – 7,163-- What, I have that many in a year.
Dreams – 104,390--maybe
Beef and Veal consumed – 4.5 cows per person--maybe
Chickens consumed – 1,201 per person--maybe
Potatoes consumed – 5130 pounds==no chance, I only eat chips and then only occasionally
Chocolate – 10,354 bars--Ah I could easily double that
Baked Beans – 845 cans--probably half that amount.
Farts – 35,815 liters of wind--no idea
Soap – 656 bars--yes easily
Toothpaste – 276 tubes--yes easily
Deodorant – 272 cans--yes easily
Shampoo – 198 bottles--yes easily (still have full head of hair)
Beer – 10,351 pints--probably half that
Wine – 1,694 bottles--probably less than 10 bottles in my entire life
Vomit produced – 149 liters--maybe
Sex – 4,239 times--Oh at least 20 times this figure ;D
Holidays - 59 trips--maybe