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Title: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 16:07:39
I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 16:08:39
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Crazydad on 09 March 2008, 16:09:48
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D
Big bloody help you are ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 16:11:07
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D


Believe me it is well on it's way. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 16:12:56
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D
Big bloody help you are ;D ;D ;D ;D

Made you laugh did'nt it :P ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Crazydad on 09 March 2008, 16:14:41
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D
Big bloody help you are ;D ;D ;D ;D

Made you laugh did'nt it :P ;D
Looking at your Photo´s makes me laugh ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 16:16:19
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D
Big bloody help you are ;D ;D ;D ;D

Made you laugh did'nt it :P ;D
Looking at your Photo´s makes me laugh ;D ;D ;D

Wot photo's ::)
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: TheBoy on 09 March 2008, 16:16:25
Its HP, it deserves to be thrown out of the window.
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Debs. on 09 March 2008, 16:17:48
Sorry to make such a simple suggestion; but have you tried rebooting?....I have the same probs. here with the notebook to printer connection and it works for my HP printer.
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Crazydad on 09 March 2008, 16:17:59
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D
Big bloody help you are ;D ;D ;D ;D

Made you laugh did'nt it :P ;D
Looking at your Photo´s makes me laugh ;D ;D ;D

Wot photo's ::)
You don´t want me to publicise the photo´s Daz sent me do you? ::) ::)
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 16:19:30
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D
Big bloody help you are ;D ;D ;D ;D

Made you laugh did'nt it :P ;D
Looking at your Photo´s makes me laugh ;D ;D ;D

Wot photo's ::)
You don´t want me to publicise the photo´s Daz sent me do you? ::) ::)

Ah, those ones I've seen them already, they were already posted some weeks ago now, you must have been away ::)
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 16:20:32
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Sorry to make such a simple suggestion; but have you tried rebooting?....I have the same probs. here with the notebook to printer connection and it works for my HP printer.


Worth a try :D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Crazydad on 09 March 2008, 16:22:43
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D
Big bloody help you are ;D ;D ;D ;D

Made you laugh did'nt it :P ;D
Looking at your Photo´s makes me laugh ;D ;D ;D

Wot photo's ::)
You don´t want me to publicise the photo´s Daz sent me do you? ::) ::)

Ah, those ones I've seen them already, they were already posted some weeks ago now, you must have been away ::)
Shit, there goes my trump out of the window ;D ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 16:31:30
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I am trying to print from my laptop, on an HP Deskjet F380.
I have printed one picture but now it won't print. It is switched on and the usb is plugged in. It is set as default printer but in all the printer properties bits it shows the printer offline, if I cick use offline then it says offline  offline and still does not print.
How do I get this printer back online.
Please, easy language only.

Just throw it out the window :y....remember and open the window first though ;D
Big bloody help you are ;D ;D ;D ;D

Made you laugh did'nt it :P ;D
Looking at your Photo´s makes me laugh ;D ;D ;D

Wot photo's ::)
You don´t want me to publicise the photo´s Daz sent me do you? ::) ::)

Ah, those ones I've seen them already, they were already posted some weeks ago now, you must have been away ::)
naff, there goes my trump out of the window ;D ;D

Sorry to spoil your fun ;D, check the threads posted around 15/17 February 08 in general chat :y
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 16:38:19
Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 16:39:50
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D

Just can't trust those foreigners can you :-/ ::) ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: Crazydad on 09 March 2008, 16:45:37
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D

Just can't trust those foreigners can you :-/ ::) ;D
No you cant, especially the ones that live in my home town ;D ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 16:49:01
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D

Just can't trust those foreigners can you :-/ ::) ;D
No you cant, especially the ones that live in my home town ;D ;D

I would move if I were you :y ;D...if their that bad ::)
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: CaptainZok on 09 March 2008, 16:52:03
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D
Probably another of the Countess' plans for world domination.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/CountessBlofeldDundee.jpg)
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 16:55:14
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D
Probably another of the Countess' plans for world domination.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/CountessBlofeldDundee.jpg)


Not me ::)..it was Loo Knee that wanted to be a Moderator ;D ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: CaptainZok on 09 March 2008, 16:58:16
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D
Probably another of the Countess' plans for world domination.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/CountessBlofeldDundee.jpg)


Not me ::)..it was Loo Knee that wanted to be a Moderator ;D ;D
But the pic is clearly yourself in "Bond villain" mode.
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 17:00:24
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D
Probably another of the Countess' plans for world domination.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/CountessBlofeldDundee.jpg)


Not me ::)..it was Loo Knee that wanted to be a Moderator ;D ;D
But the pic is clearly yourself in "Bond villain" mode.

Can't you stick Loo Knee's face on instead ::), and then add some Pink ;D ;D
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: CaptainZok on 09 March 2008, 17:04:43
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D
Probably another of the Countess' plans for world domination.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/CountessBlofeldDundee.jpg)


Not me ::)..it was Loo Knee that wanted to be a Moderator ;D ;D
But the pic is clearly yourself in "Bond villain" mode.

Can't you stick Loo Knee's face on instead ::), and then add some Pink ;D ;D
You can see Daz as a Bond villain :question
Youre a very confused Scotsman this weekend :exclamation
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: MikeDundee on 09 March 2008, 17:07:15
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D
Probably another of the Countess' plans for world domination.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/CountessBlofeldDundee.jpg)


Not me ::)..it was Loo Knee that wanted to be a Moderator ;D ;D
But the pic is clearly yourself in "Bond villain" mode.

Can't you stick Loo Knee's face on instead ::), and then add some Pink ;D ;D
You can see Daz as a Bond villain :question
Youre a very confused Scotsman this weekend :exclamation

Must be withdrawal symptom's, have'nt had a beer today :-/
Title: Re: Before this printer goes through the window
Post by: CaptainZok on 09 March 2008, 17:08:05
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Thanks Deb's now have some pics for my daughter to take to school, of our Aquarium. :) :) :)
Helpful lot the guys on here, even hijacked my thread ;D ;D ;D
Probably another of the Countess' plans for world domination.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/CountessBlofeldDundee.jpg)


Not me ::)..it was Loo Knee that wanted to be a Moderator ;D ;D
But the pic is clearly yourself in "Bond villain" mode.

Can't you stick Loo Knee's face on instead ::), and then add some Pink ;D ;D
You can see Daz as a Bond villain :question
Youre a very confused Scotsman this weekend :exclamation

Must be withdrawal symptom's, have'nt had a beer today :-/
Yes that would explain it. ;D