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Title: lady golfers
Post by: mantagte on 09 March 2008, 20:11:58
> Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
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> ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
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> ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
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> his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
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> The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
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> 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
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> relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
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> 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
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> replied. Although he was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position,
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> still clasping his hands together at his groin.
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> At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
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> She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
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> pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful
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> massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
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> He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.
Title: Re: lady golfers
Post by: Debs. on 09 March 2008, 20:16:04
Hahahahaha!......love it!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: lady golfers
Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 21:34:50
 ;D ;D ;D