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Title: pot holes ..........
Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 21:25:43
Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???
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Post by: albitz on 09 March 2008, 21:26:46
send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y
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Post by: TheBoy on 09 March 2008, 21:29:04
I'm getting a new tyre this week, due to Timbuk's bloody speedbumps. Can I send him the bill ;D
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Post by: albitz on 09 March 2008, 21:30:50
might seem a bit harsh after him meeting you with your bits today ;D
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 21:31:28
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y

Bolton council, nuff said ::)
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Post by: Debs. on 09 March 2008, 21:39:01
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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 21:57:02
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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y
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Post by: HerefordElite on 09 March 2008, 21:59:18
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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 22:01:05
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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D

Was going to pass a comment about how good Deb's jokes were and then got your pun.  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: HerefordElite on 09 March 2008, 22:01:38
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


can i send the bill for my wishbones to whichever idiot invented the speedbump ???

i'd rather have speed cameras  than the 20+ i have to BUMP over on my 4 mile journey to work - and i HATE speed scameras >:(
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Post by: theolodian on 09 March 2008, 22:02:09
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I'm getting a new tyre this week, due to Timbuk's bloody speedbumps. Can I send him the bill ;D
I'd be in orbit with the skateboard!  :o
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:03:44
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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D
:P :P :P
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Post by: HerefordElite on 09 March 2008, 22:06:05
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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D

Was going to pass a comment about how good Deb's jokes were and then got your pun.  ;D ;D ;D

sit next to a guy at work who does bad puns ALL day long it rubs off.
 
all time favorite coming up....

one lunch time "Did you know that chips were invented in North East Africa over 4000 years ago"?
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Post by: HerefordElite on 09 March 2008, 22:07:30
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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D

Was going to pass a comment about how good Deb's jokes were and then got your pun.  ;D ;D ;D

sit next to a guy at work who does bad puns ALL day long it rubs off.
 
all time favorite coming up....

one lunch time "Did you know that chips were invented in North East Africa over 4000 years ago"?

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"By the ancient Eat-Chip-tians"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:09:14
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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D

Was going to pass a comment about how good Deb's jokes were and then got your pun.  ;D ;D ;D

sit next to a guy at work who does bad puns ALL day long it rubs off.
 
all time favorite coming up....

one lunch time "Did you know that chips were invented in North East Africa over 4000 years ago"?

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"By the ancient Eat-Chip-tians"

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do you need help with your coat  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 22:09:24
 ;D ;D ;D Corney or what.!!!!!!
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Post by: Debs. on 09 March 2008, 22:10:05
 ;D ;D Pharaoh-nuff! ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 22:11:22
Is there no end to your tallents.  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:12:19
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;D ;D Pharaoh-nuff! ;D ;D

All of this because i wrecked a tyre . Whats the OOF coming to
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P
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Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 22:19:03
You will get a reputation for starting stuff and then standing back :y :y :y
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:21:09
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You will get a reputation for starting stuff and then standing back :::y :y :y

like what  :question
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Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 22:23:40
There was something the other night, cant remember what it was, might look around. Remember, 'light the blue touch paper and stand back'  :D :D :D
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Post by: HerefordElite on 09 March 2008, 22:24:18
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


back on track


Do you think you'd get much joy out of council?
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Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 22:26:11
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


back on track

Do you think you'd get much joy out of council?

Spoil Sport. ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Timbuk on 09 March 2008, 22:27:17
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I'm getting a new tyre this week, due to Timbuk's bloody speedbumps. Can I send him the bill ;D

You can break off  ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:27:17
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


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Do you think you'd get much joy out of council?
none what soever. id be told to switch on my headlights to avoid disappearing in to one  :)
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Post by: HerefordElite on 09 March 2008, 22:33:08
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


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Do you think you'd get much joy out of council?
none what soever. id be told to switch on my headlights to avoid disappearing in to one  :)

is it the council or highways agency? they must have some obligation to maintain to a standard?

i'm peeved by the state of our road but not as bad as story in local rag this week, couple of bikers died last year due to bad road surface and apparently it was on list to do >:( :'( >:(
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:39:44
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


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Do you think you'd get much joy out of council?
none what soever. id be told to switch on my headlights to avoid disappearing in to one  :)

is it the council or highways agency? they must have some obligation to maintain to a standard?

i'm peeved by the state of our road but not as bad as story in local rag this week, couple of bikers died last year due to bad road surface and apparently it was on list to do >:( :'( >:(
on the to do list ,that's going to be a real comfort to the blokes families
did someone get the sack or at least reprimanded
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:41:38
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There was something the other night, cant remember what it was, might look around. Remember, 'light the blue touch paper and stand back'  :D :D :D
immigrant prisoners and money or was it something else
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Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 22:42:54
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There was something the other night, cant remember what it was, might look around. Remember, 'light the blue touch paper and stand back'  :D :D :D
immigrant prisoners and money or was it something else

No, that's the one.  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: HerefordElite on 09 March 2008, 22:44:55
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


back on track


Do you think you'd get much joy out of council?
none what soever. id be told to switch on my headlights to avoid disappearing in to one  :)

is it the council or highways agency? they must have some obligation to maintain to a standard?

i'm peeved by the state of our road but not as bad as story in local rag this week, couple of bikers died last year due to bad road surface and apparently it was on list to do >:( :'( >:(
on the to do list ,that's going to be a real comfort to the blokes families
did someone get the sack or at least reprimanded

apparently the road surface was poor but some gravel appeared on the bend at time of crash and was blamed - but Where the F*$k did it come from? >:(

50's father and 28 yr old son riding pillion - not nice :'(
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:44:56
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There was something the other night, cant remember what it was, might look around. Remember, 'light the blue touch paper and stand back'  :D :D :D
immigrant prisoners and money or was it something else

No, that's the one.  ;D ;D ;D
Did i miss somthing  ::)
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Post by: albitz on 09 March 2008, 22:45:50
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


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Do you think you'd get much joy out of council?
none what soever. id be told to switch on my headlights to avoid disappearing in to one  :)
apparently they are spending something like three times as much in paying pothole compo claims as they spend on filling in holes so someone is getting some joy out of them :o
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Post by: Debs. on 09 March 2008, 22:45:51
Nitey-nite all!  :-*
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Post by: HerefordElite on 09 March 2008, 22:46:50
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Nitey-nite all!  :-*


night Debs ;)
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:48:11
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Nitey-nite all!  :-*
nite chuck
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Post by: albitz on 09 March 2008, 22:49:50
nite debs.....more jokes tomorrow  :y hope the gales dont blow your meega away overnight ;)
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Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 22:49:53
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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


back on track


Do you think you'd get much joy out of council?
none what soever. id be told to switch on my headlights to avoid disappearing in to one  :)

is it the council or highways agency? they must have some obligation to maintain to a standard?

i'm peeved by the state of our road but not as bad as story in local rag this week, couple of bikers died last year due to bad road surface and apparently it was on list to do >:( :'( >:(
on the to do list ,that's going to be a real comfort to the blokes families
did someone get the sack or at least reprimanded

apparently the road surface was poor but some gravel appeared on the bend at time of crash and was blamed - but Where the F*$k did it come from? >:(

50's father and 28 yr old son riding pillion - not nice :'(
thats heart breaking :(