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Title: Oirish priorities
Post by: Debs. on 09 March 2008, 19:14:50

An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cursed her; "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff...Dad...I became a prostitute...."

"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family--I don't ever want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad--as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate for £5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you, Daddy, the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

"Now what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute, Dad!...Sniff, sniff!"

"Oh! Be Jesus!--you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old dad a hug!"

Title: Re: Oirish priorities
Post by: zippo on 09 March 2008, 19:17:03

your a star Debs lmao again :y

Title: Re: Oirish priorities
Post by: markey mark on 09 March 2008, 19:20:56

were do you get them from debs !! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Oirish priorities
Post by: mantagte on 09 March 2008, 20:27:54

brilliant

Title: Re: Oirish priorities
Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 20:52:47

Are these all from the readers Digest or something, you seem to have so many corkers.    ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: Oirish priorities
Post by: Debs. on 09 March 2008, 21:13:14

...`Just love a good laugh and a joke Mike!...so I collect `em. :y

Title: Re: Oirish priorities
Post by: Vamps on 09 March 2008, 21:14:07

All cleanish as well.  :D :D :D

Title: Re: Oirish priorities
Post by: Debs. on 09 March 2008, 21:24:21

Ahem!   [smiley=engel017.gif]......mostly!  ::)

Title: Re: Oirish priorities
Post by: Mikejr on 10 March 2008, 10:33:34

Brilliant Debs, best laugh I've had for ages.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Oirish priorities
Post by: Entwood on 10 March 2008, 10:37:48

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y

epic stuff  :)