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Title: tip for married men
Post by: Richie London on 27 October 2011, 21:38:41

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 ;)

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Seth on 27 October 2011, 21:49:14

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: jerry on 27 October 2011, 22:12:39

Dont tell me youve only just realized this! ;D  ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Richie London on 27 October 2011, 22:19:04

im not married so wouldn't know  :)

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Andy B on 27 October 2011, 22:22:03

As a married man you only need know 2 words ....................

Yes dear!  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: LJay on 27 October 2011, 22:30:22

Are you lot finally realising that women, especially wives, are always right!  ::)

And Andy, it's ''Yes, my love!'' My dear makes us feel about 90! :y

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: jerry on 27 October 2011, 22:33:46

Yeh, but the bit I always find difficult is to nod or say "yes my love" in he right place Ljay :-\ ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: aaronjb on 27 October 2011, 23:43:58

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Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 October 2011, 23:46:57

Thats just the preface!!!   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Andy B on 27 October 2011, 23:58:36

Quote from: Ljay on 27 October 2011, 22:30:22

....
And Andy, it's ''Yes, my love!'' My dear makes us feel about 90! :y

SWMBO especially dislikes 'dear' hence ........................... yes dear!  ;) ;) ;)

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:03:42

I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:19:02

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:03:42

I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:30:18

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:19:02

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:03:42

I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Worse than that..... :D :D :D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:40:05

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:30:18

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:19:02

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:03:42

I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Worse than that..... :D :D :D

Is there anything worse? .........  ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:42:29

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:40:05

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:30:18

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:19:02

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:03:42

I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Worse than that..... :D :D :D

Is there anything worse? .........  ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Yes 'Shut up'........ :D :D :D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:44:50

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:42:29

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:40:05

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:30:18

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:19:02

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:03:42

I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Worse than that..... :D :D :D

Is there anything worse? .........  ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Yes 'Shut up'........ :D :D :D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o
I'm brave ............ but not that brave stupid!!!  ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:45:51

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:44:50

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:42:29

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:40:05

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:30:18

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:19:02

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:03:42

I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Worse than that..... :D :D :D

Is there anything worse? .........  ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Yes 'Shut up'........ :D :D :D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o
I'm brave ............ but not that brave stupid!!!  ;D ;D

Wimp... :D :D :D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 01:24:19

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:45:51

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:44:50

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:42:29

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:40:05

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:30:18

Quote from: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 00:19:02

Quote from: Vamps on 28 October 2011, 00:03:42

I often say 'Yes Dear' when really I want to say something else..... ::) ::) ::)

like ................ NO dear  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Worse than that..... :D :D :D

Is there anything worse? .........  ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Yes 'Shut up'........ :D :D :D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o
I'm brave ............ but not that brave stupid!!!  ;D ;D

Wimp... :D :D :D

;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: blackviper90210 on 28 October 2011, 07:42:52

Quote from: aaronjb on 27 October 2011, 23:43:58

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/314921_228657700532017_150665568331231_671113_1274743143_n.jpg)

And just as you finish and digest what you've just read, the 2nd edition is released  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: LJay on 28 October 2011, 11:06:08

Quote from: Andy B on 27 October 2011, 23:58:36

Quote from: Ljay on 27 October 2011, 22:30:22

....
And Andy, it's ''Yes, my love!'' My dear makes us feel about 90! :y

SWMBO especially dislikes 'dear' hence ........................... yes dear!  ;) ;) ;)

All women should learn the art of deprivation for misdemeanours such as this! ;)

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Andy B on 28 October 2011, 11:14:37

Quote from: Ljay on 28 October 2011, 11:06:08

Quote from: Andy B on 27 October 2011, 23:58:36

Quote from: Ljay on 27 October 2011, 22:30:22

....
And Andy, it's ''Yes, my love!'' My dear makes us feel about 90! :y

SWMBO especially dislikes 'dear' hence ........................... yes dear!  ;) ;) ;)

All women should learn the art of deprivation for misdemeanours such as this! ;)

but you know you like it too .................  ::) ::) ::) 

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: sticka_v8_init on 28 October 2011, 13:14:12

I only say "yes Dear"....... basically 'cos she looks like one  :y

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 28 October 2011, 23:47:50

i dont say anything unless i am told i can speak :-[

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Andy B on 29 October 2011, 00:02:27

Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 28 October 2011, 23:47:50

i dont say anything unless i am told i can speak :-[

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: Lazydocker on 29 October 2011, 00:24:08

You lot want to man up... I wear the trousers in this house

< Checks to see if Cakey is watching what he's typing! >

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 29 October 2011, 00:39:44

Quote from: Lazydocker on 29 October 2011, 00:24:08

You lot want to man up... I wear the trousers in this house

< Checks to see if Cakey is watching what he's typing! >

they know all hearing all seeing and they are always right even the dog does not say anything now ( not that he could talk ) he just looks at me as if to say you say something i am not saying anything ( i cant you knob i am a dog) ;D ;D

Title: Re: tip for married men
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 29 October 2011, 00:45:05

Quote from: Ljay on 28 October 2011, 11:06:08

Quote from: Andy B on 27 October 2011, 23:58:36

Quote from: Ljay on 27 October 2011, 22:30:22

....
And Andy, it's ''Yes, my love!'' My dear makes us feel about 90! :y

SWMBO especially dislikes 'dear' hence ........................... yes dear!  ;) ;) ;)

All women should learn the art of deprivation for misdemeanours such as this! ;)

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thers some big words in there who mis demeanours is she an OOF member :D