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Title: Definitions
Post by: Mikejr on 12 March 2008, 12:26:34
Lot of these probably border more on the truth than we care to admit.  :y

Male or Female?    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:  

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
 

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 

TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
 

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
 

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
 

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
 

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
 

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
 

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
 

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: Jay w on 12 March 2008, 12:32:09
very good  :y
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: Jimbob on 12 March 2008, 12:57:17
Like it!  ;D
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: maria on 12 March 2008, 13:03:44
Brilliant  ;D
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: zippo on 12 March 2008, 13:12:15
God help, us the wife even laughed  :D :D
  
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: Entwood on 12 March 2008, 13:37:55
Nice  :)    :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: Mikejr on 12 March 2008, 16:14:36
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God help, us the wife even laughed  :D :D
  

Is that such a rare occurrence then  ::)  ;) but glad it made someone happy  :y  :y