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Title: Joke night? heres another
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 12 March 2008, 20:47:30
A skinny white man gets into a lift and looks up at a huge black man, who says, "before you ask....7ft 2in tall, 350lbs, and a 20" member, each ball weighs 3lb, Turner Brown's the name".
At which point the white guy faints, when he is resuscitated, he asks the black man to say it again. the huge man repeats his stats ending with "My names Turner Brown"..
The skinny guys says "Thank F**k for that, i thought you said TURN AROUND!
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: smoothomega on 12 March 2008, 20:51:05
tut tut tut  ::)
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 12 March 2008, 20:51:51
An Irish guy finds a sandwich in the gutter with two red wires sticking out of it!
He phones the police and says, "help me bejesus, I've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb!!"
the operator says, "Is it ticking sir??
He says, "No I tink its beef!!"
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: smoothomega on 12 March 2008, 21:00:04
Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear  :-/
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: Entwood on 12 March 2008, 21:05:28
Come back Debs .. all is forgiven !!   :)
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 12 March 2008, 21:11:09
Well I am trying :-[
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: miggy on 12 March 2008, 21:15:11
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Well I am trying :-[

Them jokes were massive mate ;D
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Post by: miggy on 12 March 2008, 21:15:49
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Well I am trying :-[


Very trying.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 12 March 2008, 21:37:47
Ithought they were good too Miggy  :y  ;D
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: miggy on 12 March 2008, 21:38:35
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Ithought they were good too Miggy  :y  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: file28 on 12 March 2008, 21:41:39
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Joke night? heres another
Post by: Debs. on 12 March 2008, 21:44:29
 ;D ;D ;D ;D..... :y