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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Debs. on 12 March 2008, 21:55:37
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A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer decides to start with the basics.
'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for
about 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!'
The interviewer tries another straightforward one
to break the ice. 'And can you tell us your height, please?'
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring
tape from her handbag. She then traps one end
under her foot and extends the tape to the top of
her head. She checks the measurement and announces, 'Five foot two!'
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. 'And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?'
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, 'Mandy!'
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, 'Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?'
'Oh that!', replies the blonde, 'That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....''
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...anyone seen me` coat? ;D ;D ;D
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Not a good night for jokes then ::) ;D
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BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country
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Very good Deb, but you seem to have Blonde hair too ;D
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will have to find some jokes about english rugby
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BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country
.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr! [smiley=cry.gif]
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BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country
.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr! [smiley=cry.gif]
got no heating in Wales then ::)
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just down the road from you the other side of llangollen raining here
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BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country
.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr! [smiley=cry.gif]
Picturescque though i bet :y
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BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country
.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr! [smiley=cry.gif]
Picturescque though i bet :y
Where I live is very beautiful...but rather isolating; especially in the Winter.
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/CleverCollies/OurHome-TynyBryn.jpg)
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BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country
.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr! [smiley=cry.gif]
Picturescque though i bet :y
Where I live is very beautiful...but rather isolating; especially in the Winter.
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/CleverCollies/OurHome-TynyBryn.jpg)
Very nice! not sure i would like to fetch the milk though ;D
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You could get a few
caravans tents there for a meet. ;D ;D ;D
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You could get a few caravans tents there for a meet. ;D ;D ;D
Ok you spotted the sheep ;D
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Mines the one on the left, don't think much of your's. ;D ;D ;D
Lots of room for a Range Rover though :) :) :)
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You could get a few caravans tents there for a meet. ;D ;D ;D
Ok you spotted the sheep ;D
What the flock? ;D
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Mines the one on the left, don't think much of your's. ;D ;D ;D
Lots of room for a Range Rover though :) :) :)
Thought you were a little slow, it gone ;D
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I'm happy where i am & v. cheap mortgage, nice house, workshop etc, easy going neighbours but i'd give it all up to live somewhere like that. The isolation would'nt bother me one iota. I'm one those who sighs when the phone or doorbell rings. Despite being sociable i embrace solitude. I'm a father & lived the family life for a few years but my heart was never really in it. I love coming home to an empty house, not many people do. Plus that scenery. I appreciate it can be a bit bleak at times but in my mind you're a lucky girl. Maybe not for most but i'd love it. Stock up, batten down the hatches & hibernate.
No sheep jokes please!!!!!!!!!! :D
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I'm happy where i am & v. cheap mortgage, nice house, workshop etc, easy going neighbours but i'd give it all up to live somewhere like that. The isolation would'nt bother me one iota. I'm one those who sighs when the phone or doorbell rings. Despite being sociable i embrace solitude. I'm a father & lived the family life for a few years but my heart was never really in it. I love coming home to an empty house, not many people do. Plus that scenery. I appreciate it can be a bit bleak at times but in my mind you're a lucky girl. Maybe not for most but i'd love it. Stock up, batten down the hatches & hibernate.
No sheep jokes please!!!!!!!!!! :D
That is one smooth chat up line there Guy ;D
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BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country
.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr! [smiley=cry.gif]
Picturescque though i bet :y
Where I live is very beautiful...but rather isolating; especially in the Winter.
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/CleverCollies/OurHome-TynyBryn.jpg)
I'm sure I've seen that farm house before, but from a different perspective .... and only for very short periods of time ........
:)
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BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country
.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr! [smiley=cry.gif]
Picturescque though i bet :y
Where I live is very beautiful...but rather isolating; especially in the Winter.
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/CleverCollies/OurHome-TynyBryn.jpg)
I'm sure I've seen that farm house before, but from a different perspective .... and only for very short periods of time ........
:)
Is it Emmerdale? go on then let us in to your secret, you know you want to ;)
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BTW, Deb's, how is the lovely Bala, it's been to many years since i last visited that stunning part of the country
.....still a pretty area, much better in the summer though; it`s snowing here tonight Brrrr! [smiley=cry.gif]
Picturescque though i bet :y
Where I live is very beautiful...but rather isolating; especially in the Winter.
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/CleverCollies/OurHome-TynyBryn.jpg)
I'm sure I've seen that farm house before, but from a different perspective .... and only for very short periods of time ........
:)
You`ve seen my dog`s website then! :y
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I'm happy where i am & v. cheap mortgage, nice house, workshop etc, easy going neighbours but i'd give it all up to live somewhere like that. The isolation would'nt bother me one iota. I'm one those who sighs when the phone or doorbell rings. Despite being sociable i embrace solitude. I'm a father & lived the family life for a few years but my heart was never really in it. I love coming home to an empty house, not many people do. Plus that scenery. I appreciate it can be a bit bleak at times but in my mind you're a lucky girl. Maybe not for most but i'd love it. Stock up, batten down the hatches & hibernate.
No sheep jokes please!!!!!!!!!! :D
That is one smooth chat up line there Guy ;D
Do you think so? I meant to post it to you after seeing you in that pink dress. Pressed wrong button again!!! Sorry Debs, you'll have to cry into your pillow 8-)....can't find me coat..... ::) ;D
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....Do you think so? I meant to post it to you after seeing you in that pink dress. Pressed wrong button again!!! Sorry Debs, you'll have to cry into your pillow 8-)....can't find me coat..... ::) ;D
Awwww-gawd the indignity of it; passed over in favour of a hairy bloke in a pink frock! :'(
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....Do you think so? I meant to post it to you after seeing you in that pink dress. Pressed wrong button again!!! Sorry Debs, you'll have to cry into your pillow 8-)....can't find me coat..... ::) ;D
Awwww-gawd the indignity of it; passed over in favour of a hairy bloke in a pink frock! :'(
Hairy!!!!! how very dare you, i wax regular ;D