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Title: The Mistress.....
Post by: Debs. on 10 March 2008, 22:20:56
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus' in the garage and no more yacht club.
But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
 ;D
Title: Re: The Mistress.....
Post by: miggy on 10 March 2008, 22:22:11
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: mantagte on 10 March 2008, 22:24:28
excellent ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: dad1uk on 12 March 2008, 07:21:00
Nice one Debs!! I hope its not true
 :o
Title: Re: The Mistress.....
Post by: shyboy on 12 March 2008, 08:41:36
Just nice to see your still there today, Debs.
Any damage?
Bill.
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Post by: Vmax on 12 March 2008, 08:58:19
HEHE  ::)
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Post by: Debs. on 12 March 2008, 09:16:01
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Just nice to see your still there today, Debs.
Any damage?
Bill.
`Wild night!.....`storm lifted a 12ft. wooden gate off it`s hinges!....tree branches fallen most-everywhere, but all ok otherwise; thanks Bill.  :y
Title: Re: The Mistress.....
Post by: zippo on 12 March 2008, 09:53:27
lmao Debs. Iam glad you came through the weather safely
think iam going to try and do something about the lack of cc
 :y
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Post by: amigov6 on 12 March 2008, 22:29:37
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 12 March 2008, 22:37:01
Where do you get your Christmas crackers Debs cause I want some ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 12 March 2008, 22:39:55
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Where do you get your Christmas crackers Debs cause I want some ;D

Leave them to Debs, she tells them better. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 12 March 2008, 22:45:26
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Where do you get your Christmas crackers Debs cause I want some ;D

Leave them to Debs, she tells them better. ;D ;D ;D

You kiss arse well, you aren't a Manager yet then ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 00:06:10
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Where do you get your Christmas crackers Debs cause I want some ;D

Leave them to Debs, she tells them better. ;D ;D ;D

You kiss arse well, you aren't a Manager yet then ;D

If I was my manager I wouldn't sleep at nght. ;D ;D ;D