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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Debs. on 10 March 2008, 22:20:56
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus' in the garage and no more yacht club.
But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies. ;D
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;D ;D ;D
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excellent ;D ;D ;D
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Nice one Debs!! I hope its not true
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Just nice to see your still there today, Debs.
Any damage?
Bill.
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HEHE ::)
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Just nice to see your still there today, Debs.
Any damage?
Bill.
`Wild night!.....`storm lifted a 12ft. wooden gate off it`s hinges!....tree branches fallen most-everywhere, but all ok otherwise; thanks Bill. :y
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lmao Debs. Iam glad you came through the weather safely
think iam going to try and do something about the lack of cc
:y
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;D ;D ;D
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Where do you get your Christmas crackers Debs cause I want some ;D
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Where do you get your Christmas crackers Debs cause I want some ;D
Leave them to Debs, she tells them better. ;D ;D ;D
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Where do you get your Christmas crackers Debs cause I want some ;D
Leave them to Debs, she tells them better. ;D ;D ;D
You kiss arse well, you aren't a Manager yet then ;D
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Where do you get your Christmas crackers Debs cause I want some ;D
Leave them to Debs, she tells them better. ;D ;D ;D
You kiss arse well, you aren't a Manager yet then ;D
If I was my manager I wouldn't sleep at nght. ;D ;D ;D