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Title: Laws....
Post by: Debs. on 10 March 2008, 20:17:19
1. Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from
a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get
shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a
sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you
have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the
world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them;
five or six at a time; on a hill; in the
fog, snow, or rain..

7. The good things that come to those who
wait will be the scraggly junk left by
those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for
finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are
putting yourself into the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to
get out of jury duty.

 ;D
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: albitz on 10 March 2008, 20:19:23
 ;D ;D ;D keep em coming
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: waspy on 10 March 2008, 20:26:01
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1. Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from
a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get
shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a
sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you
have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the
world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them;
five or six at a time; on a hill; in the
fog, snow, or rain..

7. The good things that come to those who
wait will be the scraggly junk left by
those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for
finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are
putting yourself into the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to
get out of jury duty.

 ;D

How true  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: mars on 10 March 2008, 21:07:47
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: Vamps on 10 March 2008, 21:32:35
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1. Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from
a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get
shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a
sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you
have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the
world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them;
five or six at a time; on a hill; in the
fog, snow, or rain..

7. The good things that come to those who
wait will be the scraggly junk left by
those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for
finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are
putting yourself into the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to
get out of jury duty.


 ;D

Yet again  ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: robbo299 on 10 March 2008, 21:34:59
No stopping her tonight. This is better than tv! ;D
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: amigov6 on 12 March 2008, 23:38:30
If all the Essex girls were laid end to end nobody would be at all surprised!
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: miggy on 12 March 2008, 23:43:58
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 02:52:38
where do you get them from Debs  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: waspy on 13 March 2008, 03:36:51
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If all the Essex girls were laid end to end nobody would be at all surprised!

TPMS  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Laws....
Post by: shyboy on 13 March 2008, 08:36:56
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where do you get them from Debs  ;D ;D ;D
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That's like asking a magician to tell you how he does his tricks.
just enjoy. ;D ;D