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Title: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 08 November 2011, 21:51:29

bought his latest book today called ''round the bend''. parked up early at work to get a bit of reading.

within the 1st page i was laughing with tears.

an extract:

(talking about how good iphones are)

''And then there's the telephone itself, which comes with big, special-needs numbers that you can't miss even if you have fingers like burst sausages''

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

this guy is a national treasure imo.

Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: tidla on 08 November 2011, 22:15:35

trouble is, there not "new", just copies of his newspaper columb in ...

Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 08 November 2011, 22:24:10

Quote from: tidla on 08 November 2011, 22:15:35

trouble is, there not "new", just copies of his newspaper columb in ...

true, but i dont read papers so to me it is new  :y

Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: hercules on 09 November 2011, 09:13:12

Quote from: Webby the Bear on 08 November 2011, 22:24:10

Quote from: tidla on 08 November 2011, 22:15:35

trouble is, there not "new", just copies of his newspaper columb in ...

true, but i dont read papers so to me it is new  :y

ive read all his books and find them hard to put down,and hopefully the wife will of got this for my birthday on saturday.he has me in tears with some quotes :y

Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: jonnycool on 09 November 2011, 12:30:32

I love his books as well, he's a brilliant writer  :y :y

Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 09 November 2011, 19:37:24

so do you reckon he did  the dirty on his wife as the papers suggest?

Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: jonnycool on 09 November 2011, 19:55:47

Quote from: Webby the Bear on 09 November 2011, 19:37:24

so do you reckon he did  the dirty on his wife as the papers suggest?

Of course he did, everyone working on Top Gear knew it as well

Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 09 November 2011, 19:58:10

Quote from: jonnycool on 09 November 2011, 19:55:47

Quote from: Webby the Bear on 09 November 2011, 19:37:24

so do you reckon he did  the dirty on his wife as the papers suggest?

Of course he did, everyone working on Top Gear knew it as well

i agree. thing is he's a fat middle aged man who would obviously get attention from birds just cos of who he is. wouldnt surprise me if there'd been others too.

however i dont care. the guys a complete legend  :y

Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: jonnycool on 09 November 2011, 20:23:22

Quote from: Webby the Bear on 09 November 2011, 19:58:10

Quote from: jonnycool on 09 November 2011, 19:55:47

Quote from: Webby the Bear on 09 November 2011, 19:37:24

so do you reckon he did  the dirty on his wife as the papers suggest?

Of course he did, everyone working on Top Gear knew it as well

i agree. thing is he's a fat middle aged man who would obviously get attention from birds just cos of who he is. wouldnt surprise me if there'd been others too.

however i dont care. the guys a complete legend  :y

This is exactly what I would have said - great minds eh?  :)

Title: Re: Jeremy Clarkson new book.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 09 November 2011, 20:24:07

Quote from: jonnycool on 09 November 2011, 20:23:22

Quote from: Webby the Bear on 09 November 2011, 19:58:10

Quote from: jonnycool on 09 November 2011, 19:55:47

Quote from: Webby the Bear on 09 November 2011, 19:37:24

so do you reckon he did  the dirty on his wife as the papers suggest?

Of course he did, everyone working on Top Gear knew it as well

i agree. thing is he's a fat middle aged man who would obviously get attention from birds just cos of who he is. wouldnt surprise me if there'd been others too.

however i dont care. the guys a complete legend  :y

This is exactly what I would have said - great minds eh?  :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*