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Title: deep deep sh!t
Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 22:13:32
the wife has had her hair done (or something) and i haven't noticed
OMG iam going to die a long slow painful FRUSTRAITING death
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Post by: miggy on 13 March 2008, 22:16:34
Thats it....nice knowing you mate.........................DEEP SH"T
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 22:19:10
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the wife has had her hair done (or something) and i haven't noticed
OMG iam going to die a long slow painful FRUSTRAITING death
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Oh dear :o :o :o
Been there done that. Once I only realised she had had her hair done when I noticed it on the calendar, she had had in done 3 days earlier.  
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Post by: Danny on 13 March 2008, 22:22:03
get your own hair done, then when she doesnt notice, return the favour!!

I always do, and i'm a better person for it ;D
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 22:25:15
that's 4 slams of the living room door and something about my parentage, and something about being born out of a test tube  ::)
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Post by: Entwood on 13 March 2008, 22:27:08
I've phoned the florist and ordered a wreath ... but I now have some questions ...

When is the funeral ??  
Where/when is the wake ??
When will your widow get the life insurance money ??
How much will it be ??
Could you please post a picture of your wife - with new hair do - for my consideration ??

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 22:34:11
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I've phoned the florist and ordered a wreath ... but I now have some questions ...

When is the funeral ??  
Where/when is the wake ??
When will your widow get the life insurance money ??
How much will it be ??
Could you please post a picture of your wife - with new hair do - for my consideration ??

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Another cambelt party??  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 22:44:07
entwood,mikef thanks for your support :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
lmao
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 22:46:33
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entwood,mikef thanks for your support :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
lmao

Always behind you. ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: rad cap on 13 March 2008, 22:47:19
can i have your car
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Post by: Entwood on 13 March 2008, 22:48:26
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can i have your car

It's only a 2.2  ....   stick with your 2.5 :), we'll flog the car and drink the proceeds ..  :)


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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 22:50:20
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can i have your car

It's only a 2.2  ....   stick with your 2.5 :), we'll flog the car and drink the proceeds ..  :)



Don't forget me, I will be at the cambelt party as well. 2.2 will we get enough for a bit of food?????  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 22:52:04
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can i have your car

what car, i never get a chance to drive it. Swmbo is always out in ,id stand behind me too Mike, because the wife is only small but shes got a proper temper ;D ;D
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Post by: rad cap on 13 March 2008, 22:53:26
flog the car and drink the proceeds at his wake. OK  what willwe get for it. ;D
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 22:53:43
you lot are unbelievable  ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 22:55:12
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can i have your car

what car, i never get a chance to drive it. Swmbo is always out in ,id stand behind me too Mike, because the wife is only small but shes got a proper temper ;D ;D

They do don't they, swmbo is small and can give it some though she seems to prefer the huff. ::)
 My boss, female, is only small and is far too small for her mouth. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 22:58:13
yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 22:59:46
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: rad cap on 13 March 2008, 23:03:28
you could atempt to beg for forgivness of the wife , and we just have a false wake for you anyway,  after we flog your car
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 23:06:07
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 23:17:06
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 23:22:23
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
are you open to a bit of bribery to keep quiet  ;) ;)


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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 23:23:40
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
are you open to a bit of bribery to keep quiet  ;) ;)


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No mate, I like to share.......  ;D
Title: Re: deep deep sh!t
Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 23:23:58
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you could atempt to beg for forgivness of the wife , and we just have a false wake for you anyway,  after we flog your car
and be laughed at not likely
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 23:24:40
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
are you open to a bit of bribery to keep quiet  ;) ;)


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No mate, I like to share.......  ;D
Tell tale
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 23:26:33
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yep, what they lack in stature they make up for in volume :y

I'll tell the boss that tomorrow and blame you. ;D ;D ;D

how Far's that .If its more than 50 miles go ahead tell her if its less I expect a warning phone call and a safe house :)

In theory Darren your are safe, but she can reach the parts that other boss's cant.  ;) ;) ;)
are you open to a bit of bribery to keep quiet  ;) ;)


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No mate, I like to share.......  ;D
Tell tale

Now you sound like my 7 yr old daughter.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: deep deep sh!t
Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 23:30:12
i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 23:36:26
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i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT

I hope you are OK :)
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 23:40:15
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i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT

I hope you are OK :)

yeah no probs it happens all the time .A couple of the pain killers and i'll be right as rain. Iam still shocked i didn't get a dig off her  :D
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 23:42:35
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i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT

I hope you are OK :)

yeah no probs it happens all the time .A couple of the pain killers and i'll be right as rain. Iam still shocked i didn't get a dig off her  :D

She loves you really :y It's just the stupid silly games they play that I will never understand.  :(
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Post by: rad cap on 13 March 2008, 23:43:28
so no party for us then , your very selfish , tell her it looks crap and run
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 23:45:29
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so no party for us then , your very selfish , tell her it looks crap and run

I don't think he can. :( :( :(
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 23:47:37
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i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT

I hope you are OK :)

yeah no probs it happens all the time .A couple of the pain killers and i'll be right as rain. Iam still shocked i didn't get a dig off her  :D

She loves you really :y It's just the stupid silly games they play that I will never understand.  :(
that's a never ending source of amazement to me  :y
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Post by: rad cap on 13 March 2008, 23:49:26
he can still give her a gob full so we can sell his car and party with the cash, she can come and join in
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Post by: Vamps on 13 March 2008, 23:51:31
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he can still give her a gob full so we can sell his car and party with the cash, she can come and join in

Isn't she supposed to do that?  ;) ;)
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Post by: zippo on 13 March 2008, 23:52:35
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so no party for us then , your very selfish , tell her it looks crap and run

have you ever seen a fish that's just been landed well that's what i look like when i try to run its so funny painful but funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: MikeDundee on 14 March 2008, 06:53:45
Well wonder if he made it through the night ::)
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Post by: Timbuk on 14 March 2008, 09:07:42
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Well wonder if he made it through the night ::)


He didn't go to bed the coward, stayed up playing silly games ::)
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Post by: gstylebaby on 14 March 2008, 10:41:46
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i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT

What an act some people will do anything to get out of it. ONLY KIDDING MATE hope your gonna be o.k.
Had an idea next time you don't notice and it all starts again shave her head when she's asleep and then you can say that at least now i'm getting my money's worth for the trouble. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: zippo on 14 March 2008, 14:43:02
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Well wonder if he made it through the night ::)


He didn't go to bed the coward, stayed up playing silly games ::)

Busted ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: zippo on 14 March 2008, 19:38:54
i thought the peace was to good to last and i got off to lightly . Ive just woken up to find i have a beard, moustache, and glasses in white emulsion.   :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Jo_Kent on 14 March 2008, 19:47:00
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i thought the peace was to good to last and i got off to lightly . Ive just woken up to find i have a beard, moustache, and glasses in white emulsion.   :D :D :D :D

You're lucky it wasn't gloss  :)
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Post by: Debs. on 14 March 2008, 20:11:23
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i thought the peace was to good to last and i got off to lightly . Ive just woken up to find i have a beard, moustache, and glasses in white emulsion.   :D :D :D :D

You're lucky it wasn't gloss  :)

 :y.....Hahahaha!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: mars on 14 March 2008, 21:15:54
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i think i may have been forgiven. My backs has just locked and i fell .Instead of giving me a kick while i was down she helped me upRESULT

Don't get lulled into a false sense of security, when you least expect it you will get a kicking later like I usually do!! :-[