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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: amigov6 on 14 March 2008, 21:49:21
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AUDI
Accelerates under demonic influence.
Always unsafe designs implemented.
BMW
Born moderately Wealthy.
Break my windows.
Bought my wife.
BUICK
Big ugly indestructible car killer.
CHEVROLET
Car has extensive valve rattle on long exteded trips.
Cheap, hardly effecient, virtually runs on luck every time.
Chevy.
Cheapest heap ever visioned yet.
Dodge
Dangerous on days gears engage.
FIAT
Failed italian automotive technology.
Failed in all tests.
FORD
Fix or repair daily.
Fails on rainy days.
Fast only rolling downhill.
HONDA
Had one never again.
HYUNDAI
Hope you understand nothing's driveable & expensive.
MAZDA
Most always zipping dangeruosly along.
MERCEDES
Many expensive repairs can eventually discourage car sales.
NISSAN
Needs immediate salvage so abandon now.
OLDSMOBILE
Overprised leisurely driven sedan made of buick's irregular leftover equipment.
PONTIAC
Poor old nut thinks it's a Cadillac.
PORSCHE
Proof only rich suckers can have everything.
ROLLS ROYCE
Regarded only as luxury lifestyle. Runs over your current expenses.
SAAB
Sad attempt at beauty.
Send another automobile back.
TOYOTA
Too often yanks overprice this auto.
VOLVO
Very odd looking vehicular object.
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FIAT---Fix It Again Tomorrow
LOTUS---Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
LADA---Life And Death Association
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AUDI
Accelerates under demonic influence.
Always unsafe designs implemented.
BMW
Born moderately Wealthy.
Break my windows.
Bought my wife.
BUICK
Big ugly indestructible car killer.
CHEVROLET
Car has extensive valve rattle on long exteded trips.
Cheap, hardly effecient, virtually runs on luck every time.
Chevy.
Cheapest heap ever visioned yet.
Dodge
Dangerous on days gears engage.
FIAT
Failed italian automotive technology.
Failed in all tests.
FORD
Fix or repair daily.
Fails on rainy days.
Fast only rolling downhill.
HONDA
Had one never again.
HYUNDAI
Hope you understand nothing's driveable & expensive.
MAZDA
Most always zipping dangeruosly along.
MERCEDES
Many expensive repairs can eventually discourage car sales.
NISSAN
Needs immediate salvage so abandon now.
OLDSMOBILE
Overprised leisurely driven sedan made of buick's irregular leftover equipment.
PONTIAC
Poor old nut thinks it's a Cadillac.
PORSCHE
Proof only rich suckers can have everything.
ROLLS ROYCE
Regarded only as luxury lifestyle. Runs over your current expenses.
SAAB
Sad attempt at beauty.
Send another automobile back.
TOYOTA
Too often yanks overprice this auto.
VOLVO
Very odd looking vehicular object.
P.S MERCEDES should have read "extra" not "car" sales.
My mistake.
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fiat -found in a tip
ford- found on road dead
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RENAULT
Reliability, Economy - Never and Utterly Lousy Transmissions.
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not a car acroynm..but it was found on wolves shirts a few years back...DORITOS...Division One Rubbish In Tatty Orange Shirts.....i wonder who thought that one up for shirt sponsors????? ;D ;D ;D an yes i am a wolves fan.... :o
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FORD- Found On Rubbish Dump
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FORD- Found On Rubbish Dump
Why do we knock FORD? :(
Look at the MY thread, don't know how to do a link. Except for the youngsters we mostly love our old FORD's
:D :D :D
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FORD- Found On Rubbish Dump
Why do we knock FORD? :(
Look at the MY thread, don't know how to do a link. Except for the youngsters we mostly love our old FORD's
:D :D :D
I found these & posted them for a laugh. Despite loving my Mig i'm not a big Vx fan. Early days Vx lost out to Ford every time.
Victor vs Cortina
Viva vs Escort
Cresta vs Mk1 Granada
No contest, all the Fords looked & drove better, though they both score even points on rusting!!!
In the 80's Vx pulled ahead with the Astra mk1 which was always a better car than the god awfull FWD Escort.
When we get to the Veccy/Mondeo debate ithink the Veccy looks better but the Mondy drives better.
I've just bought a cracking P reg Astra to replace a mate's R reg Escort Ghia which was a dog, & i'd love another HB Viva if i could find one!!!!!!!!! ::)