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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Debs. on 23 November 2011, 23:16:21

Title: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: Debs. on 23 November 2011, 23:16:21

 ::) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15842559 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15842559) ::)

 ;D Evidently it had the firemen in creases! ;D

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: Kevin Wood on 23 November 2011, 23:23:26

PMSL. ;D

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: millwall on 23 November 2011, 23:24:26

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: aaronjb on 23 November 2011, 23:26:24

Hmm.. that's two in three months; they'll be banned soon for being too dangerous!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035614/Father-dies-bizarre-clothes-horse-accident-likely-hit-meteorite.html

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: Vamps on 23 November 2011, 23:27:13

Unbelievable....... :D :D :D

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: Johnny English on 24 November 2011, 00:05:09

 ;D ;D ;D I wonder whether if it's a true story or the publisher needs a higher rate number of issue... ;D ;D ;D ...but photos seem real... :-\ :-\ :-\

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: albitz on 24 November 2011, 00:56:13

Useless students. :D

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 24 November 2011, 01:24:54

you can educate a monkey but you cant give it common sense

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 24 November 2011, 01:26:16

i thought they were just horsing around at first :D

or it was a tangled web of lies even

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: skyblue on 24 November 2011, 02:09:11

Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 24 November 2011, 01:26:16

i thought they were just horsing around at first :D

or it was a tangled web of lies even

 do leave the jokes to someone else please ;) ;D

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: Bionic on 24 November 2011, 07:44:51

 :D
Yep! that is just what we expect from students who are the futrure of our world.....NOT ;)

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 24 November 2011, 07:45:58

 ;D ;D Splendid.

Does this mean further development of the technology is required to iron out these very obvious technical flaws - I can appreciate that this may be a dry subject for some but it's important one all the  same  - for the future of the nation more than anything else and, indeed, before we're all washed up?

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: Auto Addict on 24 November 2011, 08:23:49

The H & S mob will probably get onto this now, and everyone that want's to own one will have to have proper training. ::)

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 24 November 2011, 08:35:41

Quote from: Desperate Den on 24 November 2011, 07:45:58

;D ;D Splendid.

Does this mean further development of the technology is required to iron out these very obvious technical flaws - I can appreciate that this may be a dry subject for some but it's important one all the  same  - for the future of the nation more than anything else and, indeed, before we're all washed up?

very good ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: Jimbob on 24 November 2011, 08:37:54

Students eh!  ;D

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 24 November 2011, 08:50:11

"It fell on me". Yeah right love. And your housemate was hoovering naked and slipped onto the doorknob... ;)

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 24 November 2011, 08:50:22

thats ( looks over his shoulder ) why i got me a wifey keep me away from dangerous thingys like horses and stuff ( looks over shoulder again) have to say though after 4 years since i let her marry me the trainings has slipped a bit may have to put her into an obedience class.

( looks over shoulder again) she knows whos boss i can tell you its just i should not have to tell her before i justr clicked my fingers and it was done :y

Title: Re: You couldn`t make this up!
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 24 November 2011, 08:51:09

quick edit ;D ;D ;D :o