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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Debs. on 15 March 2008, 13:51:14
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A plane was taking off from Heathrow.
After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number
293, nonstop from Heathrow to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax......OH SH*T, JESUS CHRIST!....
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain
came back on the intercom and said:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap; You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in economy shouted-out:
"That's nothing....You should see the back of mine!."
;D
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I think I mite have pee'd a little. :-? ;D
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;D ;D ;D come on Debs fess up . Where do get'em from .Or do you have a lot of spare time :y :y
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;D ;D ;D
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A plane was taking off from Heathrow.
After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number
293, nonstop from Heathrow to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax......OH SH*T, JESUS CHRIST!....
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain
came back on the intercom and said:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap; You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in economy shouted-out:
"That's nothing....You should see the back of mine!."
;D
Stranger things have actually happened on flights. SWMBO is a trolley dolly and she has heard some corkers. The best one was a purser after a particularly hard landing at heathrow which caused several oxygen masks to fall down and the odd locker to open:
"Please remain seated while Capt. Kangaroo taxis what is left of the aircraft to the terminal...."
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:o.....Yikes! ;D ;D ;D