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Title: Speaking Clock....
Post by: Debs. on 15 March 2008, 13:08:26

A drunk was proudly showing off his new flat to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed:
"You rather idiot...it's three-fifteen in the morning!"  ;D

Title: Re: Speaking Clock....
Post by: zippo on 15 March 2008, 13:17:26

 8-) on form Debs i lmao

Title: Re: Speaking Clock....
Post by: waspy on 15 March 2008, 13:21:37

Was expecting a reply like that, but still made me laugh.
Thanks Deb's  ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Speaking Clock....
Post by: Big Fra on 15 March 2008, 13:28:03

Genius, Debs 'Strikes' again! ::)




Taxi for Frazer!

Title: Re: Speaking Clock....
Post by: mars on 15 March 2008, 16:50:02

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Speaking Clock....
Post by: amigov6 on 15 March 2008, 18:08:49

 :D ;D :D :y

Title: Re: Speaking Clock....
Post by: Vamps on 15 March 2008, 20:20:29

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Genius, Debs 'Strikes' again! ::)




Taxi for Frazer!

Is that where they are coming from, I thought she was buying posh Christmas crackers, like the ones  you get from M&S
 ;D ;D ;D