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Title: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 09 December 2011, 15:29:17
...to the list of people who have pissed me off this year. breakless retards.

On the rare occasion you can get through to Customer Services without them picking the phone up and putting it down, they tell you to ring the shop where you bought it. So you call them, who tell you to call aftersales. Who tell you to call the shop. Who tell you to call customer services, who hang up. So try again, they tell you to call the shop.

Grrrrr  >:(


This is all after a promise 2 weeks ago to send a replacement battery and charger, but it transpires they can't do that, as they are not expecting a delivery of batteries until June 2012

Grrrrr  >:(
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Auto Addict on 09 December 2011, 15:32:22
I bought a cordless drill from them about 5 years ago, when I enquired about a replacement battery, it was about £2 less than the price of the drill, and yes, guess what, they hadn't got one in stock.
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: cam2502 on 09 December 2011, 15:36:56
theres 2 companys i detest having to call. sky and bt. drives me bloody bonkers with all this press 1 for this,press 2 for that!!!
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 09 December 2011, 16:59:43
OK, they may have reprieved themselves....   ....we shall see what happens next week  :-\
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 09 December 2011, 17:01:14
theres 2 companys i detest having to call. sky and bt. drives me bloody bonkers with all this press 1 for this,press 2 for that!!!
Dont call Sky any more (thank god), and BT don't seem too bad.  The one that really gets my blood to boil is Oracle, they are impossible to deal with.  I may have told them that in the past, and got in trouble for it ::)
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: LJay on 09 December 2011, 17:02:53
Lets face it TB it doesn't take much to piss you now does it? :P
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: aaronjb on 09 December 2011, 17:09:50
Lets face it TB it doesn't take much to piss you now does it? :P

I'm pretty sure TB has a wall on the 'right' side of his bed..
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 09 December 2011, 17:15:25
Oh dentless acrobatics queen, if only you knew. I have the patience of a saint. Even Mrs TB would confirm. But I swear some companies drive you as close to the edge as they think they can
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: LJay on 09 December 2011, 17:21:03
Oh dentless acrobatics queen, if only you knew. I have the patience of a saint. Even Mrs TB would confirm. But I swear some companies drive you as close to the edge as they think they can

I've heard ducks fart before! ;)
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 09 December 2011, 17:26:01
Disgusting smelly creatures, those ducks :P

Nought can annoy me this evening, walking down pub, just seen something I've beet waiting for a year to happen :D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: henryd on 09 December 2011, 17:27:42
Lets face it TB it doesn't take much to piss you now does it? :P

I'm pretty sure TB has a wall on the 'right' side of his bed..

Tread carefully, you know what could happen.        Again :D ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: LJay on 09 December 2011, 17:33:18
Disgusting smelly creatures, those ducks :P

Nought can annoy me this evening, walking down pub, just seen something I've beet waiting for a year to happen :D

Hark!  A challenge! ;)  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: aaronjb on 09 December 2011, 17:35:31
Lets face it TB it doesn't take much to piss you now does it? :P

I'm pretty sure TB has a wall on the 'right' side of his bed..

Tread carefully, you know what could happen.        Again :D ;D

/me tiptoes out of the thread quietly
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: LJay on 09 December 2011, 17:42:16
Lets face it TB it doesn't take much to piss you now does it? :P

I'm pretty sure TB has a wall on the 'right' side of his bed..

Tread carefully, you know what could happen.        Again :D ;D

/me tiptoes out of the thread quietly

Chicken! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: aaronjb on 09 December 2011, 17:43:05
Lets face it TB it doesn't take much to piss you now does it? :P

I'm pretty sure TB has a wall on the 'right' side of his bed..

Tread carefully, you know what could happen.        Again :D ;D

/me tiptoes out of the thread quietly

Chicken! ;D ;D

Bwaaaaark bok bok bok!
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: LJay on 09 December 2011, 17:43:47
Disgusting smelly creatures, those ducks :P

Nought can annoy me this evening, walking down pub, just seen something I've beet waiting for a year to happen :D

Not with the quantity of Magic Trees you use TB! ;)
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Gaffers on 09 December 2011, 17:57:49
Oh dentless acrobatics queen, if only you knew. I have the patience of a saint. Even Mrs TB would confirm. But I swear some companies drive you as close to the edge as they think they can

I've heard ducks fart before! ;)

Ah, I see my duck decoy has worked again!  :D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Gaffers on 09 December 2011, 17:58:11
Disgusting smelly creatures, those ducks :P

Nought can annoy me this evening, walking down pub, just seen something I've beet waiting for a year to happen :D

Not with the quantity of Magic Trees you use TB! ;)

What's the betting that has done it  ::)
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Vamps on 09 December 2011, 21:59:47
Lets face it TB it doesn't take much to piss you now does it? :P

I'm pretty sure TB has a wall on the 'right' side of his bed..


Tread carefully, you know what could happen.        Again :D ;D

/me tiptoes out of the thread quietly

Chicken! ;D ;D

Bwaaaaark bok bok bok!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-X
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: feeutfo on 09 December 2011, 22:47:21
Lets face it TB it doesn't take much to piss you now does it? :P

I'm pretty sure TB has a wall on the 'right' side of his bed..


Tread carefully, you know what could happen.        Again :D ;D

/me tiptoes out of the thread quietly

Chicken! ;D ;D

Bwaaaaark bok bok bok!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-X
Before hes "dugga" a hole for himself again...? ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Gaffers on 09 December 2011, 22:51:43
I reckon they have both been banned  ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: aaronjb on 09 December 2011, 22:55:07
I'm still here :P
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Vamps on 09 December 2011, 22:59:06
I'm still here :P

For how long?...... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: aaronjb on 09 December 2011, 23:07:52
As long as it takes TB to get back from the pub, possibly..
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Kevin Wood on 09 December 2011, 23:28:22
As long as it takes TB to get back from the pub, possibly..
In other words, it depends how much of a "muddle" he's in. :-X
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Vamps on 09 December 2011, 23:30:13
As long as it takes TB to get back from the pub, possibly..
In other words, it depends how much of a "muddle" he's in. :-X

What do you mean Kevin?........ :D :D :D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: aaronjb on 09 December 2011, 23:31:36
I'm starting to think I'm getting stitched up here  :P ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Van Helsing on 10 December 2011, 01:47:44
I'm starting to think I'm getting stitched up here  :P ;D

Did you mention Magic Trees again then? ::) ::)
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: LJay on 10 December 2011, 10:10:49
I reckon they have both been banned  ;D

Think we're still here, must have been one hell of a muddle! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 10 December 2011, 10:24:22
Nope, was not a crazy night last night. In fact I was back home before 10.  But, as I said, I have the patience of a saint, and I noticed something on the way to the pub that I have really been looking forward to for months. I know, I'm sad.  When I told my best mate last night, he laughed and said another successful Mr TheBoy (except he uses my surname ::)) one man campaign ;D

So, hang your air fresheners wherever, for all I care, as I'm over it :D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Jimbob on 10 December 2011, 10:29:57
hmmm, infinity cab maybe?
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 10 December 2011, 16:59:21
Nope, was not a crazy night last night. In fact I was back home before 10.  But, as I said, I have the patience of a saint, and I noticed something on the way to the pub that I have really been looking forward to for months. I know, I'm sad.  When I told my best mate last night, he laughed and said another successful Mr TheBoy (except he uses my surname ::)) one man campaign ;D

So, hang your air fresheners wherever, for all I care, as I'm over it :D

Spill the beans then.....i wanna know, coz im nosey  ::)
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 10 December 2011, 17:14:53
hmmm, infinity cab maybe?
I can't see me having Infinity for the foreseeable future.  I support most of the backend that funs it ::) ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 10 December 2011, 17:15:21
Nope, was not a crazy night last night. In fact I was back home before 10.  But, as I said, I have the patience of a saint, and I noticed something on the way to the pub that I have really been looking forward to for months. I know, I'm sad.  When I told my best mate last night, he laughed and said another successful Mr TheBoy (except he uses my surname ::)) one man campaign ;D

So, hang your air fresheners wherever, for all I care, as I'm over it :D

Spill the beans then.....i wanna know, coz im nosey  ::)
I'll give you a clue. It's not HS2.
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: Andy H on 10 December 2011, 17:35:28
Nope, was not a crazy night last night. In fact I was back home before 10.  But, as I said, I have the patience of a saint, and I noticed something on the way to the pub that I have really been looking forward to for months. I know, I'm sad.  When I told my best mate last night, he laughed and said another successful Mr TheBoy (except he uses my surname ::)) one man campaign ;D

So, hang your air fresheners wherever, for all I care, as I'm over it :D

Spill the beans then.....i wanna know, coz im nosey  ::)
I'll give you a clue. It's not HS2.
Big red rock eater perhaps?
(http://www.railway-technology.com/projects/gotthard-base-tunnel/images/10-tunnel-boring-machine.jpg)
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: aaronjb on 10 December 2011, 17:36:56
I thought Rockeaters looked like this:

(http://bokertov.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/rock_eater.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: LJay on 10 December 2011, 18:35:32
I thought Rockeaters looked like this:

(http://bokertov.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/rock_eater.jpg)

;D

Now what have I told you about posting TBs modelling pictures, you know he doesn't like it! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: CaptainZok on 10 December 2011, 18:59:53
Are they opening up a new teashop?
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 10 December 2011, 19:10:42
Disgusting smelly creatures, those ducks :P

Nought can annoy me this evening, walking down pub, just seen something I've beet waiting for a year to happen :D

was it an erection    of a christmas tree ::) he told me to say that
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: LJay on 10 December 2011, 19:16:59
Disgusting smelly creatures, those ducks :P

Nought can annoy me this evening, walking down pub, just seen something I've beet waiting for a year to happen :D

was it an erection    of a christmas tree ::) he told me to say that

TB wouldn't know what to do with one of them! ;) ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 10 December 2011, 19:44:07
what christmass tree ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 10 December 2011, 19:45:16
youve got some balls lajay meant in the femanine girlie type way :-* :y
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 13 December 2011, 18:46:07
Faulty orgasmagizmo picked up yesterday, replacement arrived today.  Fair play in the end, despite being given the run around for nearly 2 weeks.

Unit charged, by breaked if I'm going outside to test it. Too friggin wet/cold/blowy
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: LJay on 13 December 2011, 18:53:28
Faulty orgasmagizmo picked up yesterday, replacement arrived today.  Fair play in the end, despite being given the run around for nearly 2 weeks.

Unit charged, by breaked if I'm going outside to test it. Too friggin wet/cold/blowy

No idea what you're on about but sounds like every girl should have one! ;) ;)
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: feeutfo on 13 December 2011, 18:54:57
Faulty orgasmagizmo picked up yesterday, replacement arrived today.  Fair play in the end, despite being given the run around for nearly 2 weeks.

Unit charged, by breaked if I'm going outside to test it. Too friggin wet/cold/blowy

No idea what you're on about but sounds like every girl should have one! ;) ;)
good lord. Pmsl
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: feeutfo on 13 December 2011, 18:56:16
Faulty orgasmagizmo picked up yesterday, replacement arrived today.  Fair play in the end, despite being given the run around for nearly 2 weeks.

Unit charged, by breaked if I'm going outside to test it. Too friggin wet/cold/blowy
theres a wheel nut not two feet from your back door... Hehe!
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: TheBoy on 13 December 2011, 19:13:14
Faulty orgasmagizmo picked up yesterday, replacement arrived today.  Fair play in the end, despite being given the run around for nearly 2 weeks.

Unit charged, by breaked if I'm going outside to test it. Too friggin wet/cold/blowy
theres a wheel nut not two feet from your back door... Hehe!
If only I had a 2 foot extension bar, so I could do it through the catflap ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: feeutfo on 13 December 2011, 22:30:51
Faulty orgasmagizmo picked up yesterday, replacement arrived today.  Fair play in the end, despite being given the run around for nearly 2 weeks.

Unit charged, by breaked if I'm going outside to test it. Too friggin wet/cold/blowy
theres a wheel nut not two feet from your back door... Hehe!
If only I had a 2 foot extension bar, so I could do it through the catflap ;D
Yeah, couple of woggles... bit of practice you'll be qualified to paint the hall stairs snd landing from the wrong side of the letter box. ;D
Title: Re: Machine Mart added...
Post by: tidla on 13 December 2011, 23:13:58
Faulty orgasmagizmo picked up yesterday, replacement arrived today.  Fair play in the end, despite being given the run around for nearly 2 weeks.

Unit charged, by breaked if I'm going outside to test it. Too friggin wet/cold/blowy

No idea what you're on about but sounds like every girl should have one! ;) ;)
http://youtu.be/t7PhS-bJXX0