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Title: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: millwall on 22 December 2011, 21:54:50
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cctv-drunk-woman-falls-under-train-054701438.html


She's clearly gone offf the rails.

It's those platform shoes.
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: millwall on 22 December 2011, 21:56:00
She's on track to an early grave if she continues like that.
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: PhilRich on 22 December 2011, 21:59:25
She ran out of steam as soon as she got out of the carriage! :y
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: millwall on 22 December 2011, 22:07:31
Might make her more at'track'tive  ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 22 December 2011, 22:18:28
Awful way to conduct herself.
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: PhilRich on 22 December 2011, 22:59:58
She should learn to conducter self better! She should have been railroaded imo, i'm told she has a track record for bogie picking too  :o ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: Vamps on 22 December 2011, 23:04:12
Quote from: PhilRich on 22 December 2011, 22:59:58
She should learn to conducter self better! She should have been railroaded imo, i'm told she has a track record for bogie picking too  :o ;D

You have been thinking about that for ages haven't you...... :D :D :D :y
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 22 December 2011, 23:08:04
Someone should have signalled to her that the exit was the other way.
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 22 December 2011, 23:08:58
If you look closely as she falls, you can see her pant...ographs.
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: jtypecav on 23 December 2011, 00:15:31
If she'd been broad-gauge this would never have happened! And surely for trespassing on the railway you'd expect points and a fine?!   ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 December 2011, 00:36:17
"Mind the gap"  :-X
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: tidla on 23 December 2011, 00:45:27
may be she was looking for somewhere to sleep er
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: tigers_gonads on 23 December 2011, 09:40:21
I thought she was line danceing  ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: cleggy on 23 December 2011, 10:05:39
She was on the 'Right Track' ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 December 2011, 13:24:54
I wonder what her train of thought was...... ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 December 2011, 17:51:53
I'm suprised this was publicised! You'd think the railway company would want to cover their tracks....  ;)
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: Lioned on 23 December 2011, 18:17:19
She could have been chuffed to bits............
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: amba on 23 December 2011, 18:21:35
She was looking for the night "sleeper"
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: tigers_gonads on 23 December 2011, 18:31:10
She was contemplating takeing her life so she phoned the samaritans .............. they told her to stay on the line  ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: millwall on 23 December 2011, 18:40:18
you lot are bang out of order taking the piss out of this poor girl   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: tigers_gonads on 23 December 2011, 18:42:08
Meow  ;D
Saucer of milk, table one  ;D ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: millwall on 23 December 2011, 18:45:53
Looks like her parents didn't train her very well. ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: tigers_gonads on 23 December 2011, 18:47:34
Where on a roll tonight  ;) :y
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 23 December 2011, 18:54:35
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 23 December 2011, 18:47:34
Where on a roll tonight  ;) :y

Full steam ahead!
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: hotel21 on 23 December 2011, 19:43:12
Quote from: millwall on 23 December 2011, 18:40:18
you lot are bang out of order taking the piss out of this poor girl   ;D ;D ;D
Mind, theres a gap in your logic there Millwall....   :)
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 December 2011, 20:51:40
She must have lost abit of esteam though.....  ::)
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: redelitev6 on 23 December 2011, 21:34:15
 :y She needs better "training"!
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 December 2011, 00:45:00
There's some great one liners in this thread.  Let's keep to the points though, otherwise someone might get derailed.....  :)
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 December 2011, 13:29:11
We have all done that dance, The Locomotive when Stoked Up.....
Now if she had been a Big Engine she would never have fallen down there...
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 24 December 2011, 13:54:49
i heard she was pushed off the train for not having a ticket
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 December 2011, 15:45:17
In the old days if she didn't get back on the rails and on the right track, she'd get transported to Aust-rail-ia!!  ;D
Title: Re: a northern bird worse for wear
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 24 December 2011, 16:50:22
At least the experience for her was not electrifrying it was later said that she has now gone off the rails after the experience and police are trying to tack her were abouts and fill in the missing gaps