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Title: Little Jimmy
Post by: waspy on 19 March 2008, 20:10:40

Little Jimmy asked his dad for a new bike for his birthday.
"I don't think we can afford it, because your mum & i have a £220,000 mortgage to pay"
In the morning little Jimmy's dad saw him sneeking out with his suit case. "Were do you think you're going?" he asked.
"I'm leaving" little Jimmy said.
"Why?"
"Well last night i walked past your room & i heard you say you're pulling out & mum said you can't ,because she's coming too. I'll be damned if im staying in the house on my own with a £220,000 mortgage & no bike

Title: Re: Little Jimmy
Post by: Entwood on 19 March 2008, 20:12:49

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: miggy on 19 March 2008, 20:13:07

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: MikeDundee on 19 March 2008, 20:14:05

 ;D ;D brilliant :y ;D

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Post by: smoothomega on 19 March 2008, 20:15:40

Have you had a joke book for your birthday waspy, my stomach is aching with laffin  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: mars on 19 March 2008, 20:26:08

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: platty on 19 March 2008, 21:27:24

Absolutley Ace!  ;D Funniest this week for me!  :y

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Post by: Vamps on 19 March 2008, 21:30:22

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 19 March 2008, 21:31:47

Very Good ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: maria on 19 March 2008, 22:57:15

Thats brilliant ;D ;D

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Post by: rad cap on 19 March 2008, 23:21:35

 ;D ;) ;D ;D

Title: Re: Little Jimmy
Post by: amigov6 on 20 March 2008, 00:10:19

 :)Like it! ;D